What happened to airnxtz?

March 2, 2006 1:19 PM

Remember airnxtz? He's the dude who came to AskMefi to help plan his eventual EBay scams. The thread is a must read if you haven't already been.

Here's the thing.. it's missing an ending! I want more! But where the hell should I post it? What more can be done? We did so much... to end up signifying nothing. :(
posted by cavalier to etiquette/policy at 1:19 PM (44 comments total)

I would appreciate an ending, as well. I'd want to submit it to the folks over at the mmfhoh (mentioned in the thread and over at Projects)
posted by thanotopsis at 1:25 PM on March 2, 2006

Please post the ending here.
posted by odinsdream at 1:50 PM on March 2, 2006

The tin man gets his courage, finds airnxtz, and kicks his ass.
posted by mathowie at 1:54 PM on March 2, 2006 [1 favorite]

Duuuuude! It's the lion who gets his courage. The tin man gets a heart.
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posted by matthewr at 2:18 PM on March 2, 2006

Yeah, he got a heart by ripping it out of airnxtz's chest.

Boo-yah!
posted by blue_beetle at 2:22 PM on March 2, 2006

airnxtz's ebay account is deleted, he spruces up his myspace page, and posts poetry.

It's one of those "life goes on" endings.
posted by D.C. at 2:23 PM on March 2, 2006

Interesting that none of his MySpace comments or poems mention committing fraud.
posted by Pollomacho at 2:40 PM on March 2, 2006

We did so much... to end up signifying nothing.

cavalier attempts at paraphrasing makes Baby Shakespeare cry.
posted by Smart Dalek at 2:47 PM on March 2, 2006

I like the fake slut he invented to be his myspace friend. Presumably either to make him seem like a player or give the impression that he has chlamydia. Don't grab photos from WatchersWeb, dude. He's a sucky scammer all around.
posted by Mayor Curley at 2:50 PM on March 2, 2006

What's the point of this post?
posted by cribcage at 2:51 PM on March 2, 2006

Q: What's the point of this post?
A: Remember airnxtz? [...] Here's the thing.. it's missing an ending! I want more!
posted by ryanrs at 3:12 PM on March 2, 2006

Wow, he's studying to be a marriage and family therapist - sign me up!
posted by tristeza at 3:15 PM on March 2, 2006

ok, so don't tell us then.
posted by 3.2.3 at 3:15 PM on March 2, 2006

"Come get me thighs" was from a rough draft of "Shook Me All Night Long." Bet you didn't know that.
posted by bardic at 3:19 PM on March 2, 2006

From his myspace page:

I love to workout, love to go to bars. I hate being alone. I hangout with good people with good intentions, no BS.

LOL.
posted by delmoi at 3:29 PM on March 2, 2006

Dear Mathowie,

Protocols requests to know the length of his bannination and wishes to sincerely assure that he is not usually that drunk.
posted by thirteenkiller at 3:30 PM on March 2, 2006

Am I a great photographer or what. Aaron asks retorically (NSFW).

The answer is he's knee deep in titties.
posted by delmoi at 3:31 PM on March 2, 2006

I love people who, when you ask them to clarify something that was said, they repeat it.
posted by cribcage at 3:34 PM on March 2, 2006

To be fair, it was someone else, cribcage.
posted by Gator at 3:41 PM on March 2, 2006

I don't know if we should continue this thread. He seems dangerous. Everyone may have a dark side, but he has two.
posted by nevercalm at 3:52 PM on March 2, 2006

Dear Mathowie,

Protocols requests to know the length of his bannination and wishes to sincerely assure that he is not usually that drunk.
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:30 PM GMT on March 2

13K:
I'd guess that you're not as fed up with the talking labrador pup as matt is. Why should the bannination last any time less than, say, forever? With P_G/Protocol's track record, why keep inviting the shitter back to the carpet?

O, and I say that having very much enjoyed P_G's company one fne evening in London town. It just seems that this ain't the right place for his, um, tomfoolery.
posted by dash_slot- at 4:06 PM on March 2, 2006

METAFILTER IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
posted by Azhruwi at 4:14 PM on March 2, 2006

Wait, was POTEA banned?

I'm curious as to why, and a brief stroll through his posting history has turned up fruitless.
posted by shmegegge at 4:14 PM on March 2, 2006

Yeah, what's all this now?? Peeg is gone again. But why?
posted by jonson at 4:16 PM on March 2, 2006

wait, Protocols was Pretty_Generic?! so... why was he allowed back in the first place? and if anyone can link to this drunken bannination thread, the rubbernecking part of me would appreciate it.
posted by shmegegge at 4:19 PM on March 2, 2006

He was suspended for incoherent drunk rambling in his FPP last night, but now that he is sober he's very sorry about the whole business and eager to once again make worthy contributions to this community.
posted by thirteenkiller at 4:21 PM on March 2, 2006

Pffft. If he's gone, he'll be back. I don't know what you have to do to actually get perma-banned, but fucking with AskMe and hijacking other people's accounts isn't enough, that's fer sure.
posted by Gator at 4:22 PM on March 2, 2006

I don't know if we should continue this thread. He seems dangerous. Everyone may have a dark side, but he has two.
posted by nevercalm at 3:52 PM PST on March 2

Jesus. Here's a quick tip, folks: if you need to invent fake identities to be your internet friends, kill yourself.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 4:24 PM on March 2, 2006

hey I just remembered dhoyt for some reason
posted by Optimus Chyme at 4:26 PM on March 2, 2006

He was suspended for incoherent drunk rambling in his FPP last night, but now that he is sober he's very sorry about the whole business and eager to once again make worthy contributions to this community.

That's a joke right?

Although to be fair, so is "banning" him. He'll be back next week with another account. Matt will let him stay, until the next time. Lather, rinse, repeat.
posted by cribcage at 4:45 PM on March 2, 2006

*shrug*
posted by delmoi at 4:48 PM on March 2, 2006

what exactly was he saying, anyway?
posted by delmoi at 4:49 PM on March 2, 2006

Fact: Protocols is NOT Thirteenkiller.
posted by rob paxon at 5:09 PM on March 2, 2006

It's one of those "life goes on" endings.

Are you saying this guy is retarded?
posted by Pollomacho at 5:35 PM on March 2, 2006

To be fair, it was someone else, cribcage.

Oh. Well, that makes it alright.
posted by cribcage at 7:02 PM on March 2, 2006

This is all so incestuous.
posted by troutfishing at 7:29 PM on March 2, 2006

*goes fishing in troutfishing's pants*
posted by loquacious at 8:20 PM on March 2, 2006

Right on. I already caught something! Eh? Oh, it's an old shoe. And some crabs.
posted by loquacious at 8:21 PM on March 2, 2006

Be happy it wasn't a red snapper.
posted by scarabic at 11:59 PM on March 2, 2006

Oh, a red snapper! Very tasty! Now, listen carefully, Weaver! You can hold on to your red snapper, or you can trade it for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle RIGHT NOW! What's it going to be, Weaver?
posted by EarBucket at 4:18 AM on March 3, 2006

Now that's metaphorical!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:44 AM on March 3, 2006

So he didn't get arrested or anything? Bummer.
posted by exlotuseater at 7:16 AM on March 3, 2006

My ass is still numb.

And now I'm < shout>disssssappppoointttted < /shout> too.

What happened with the seller; seems odd *they* haven't followed up in some fashion?
posted by DrtyBlvd at 11:57 AM on March 3, 2006

cribcage, awesome job keeping the fire stoked in that thread.

"His abrupt disappearance speaks volumes: It's exactly the result you expect when you shine a flashlight on a cockroach."

Good on you, man.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 8:56 AM on March 5, 2006