The first one is always easy.

May 20, 2008 1:44 AM

Vacapinta's first kill. This is going to work out just like we've been asking. I drink (coffee) to the glory of your new might, vacapinta!
posted by From Bklyn to MetaFilter-Related at 1:44 AM (10 comments total)

Double.
posted by bunnytricks at 1:49 AM on May 20, 2008

He was all up in that begging post's shit almost before the poster had chance to start shaking his paper cup.

Nice work.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:00 AM on May 20, 2008

aww, they grow up so fast... *sniff*
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 2:03 AM on May 20, 2008 [1 favorite]

Ooh, ooh, can this thread be his third kill, please?
posted by Plutor at 2:19 AM on May 20, 2008 [2 favorites]

Wow. A nice round number for his first, and then he gets the very next post (numerically). He's quick on the draw, I'll say that for him. Watch out, Doubles and Scams, here comes the VacAttack!

Ok, so that's kind of lame, but I just couldn't make a Vac-uum Cleaner joke work at all.
posted by Sparx at 2:58 AM on May 20, 2008

My son just made a poopie.
Can Vac please make it disappear?
Please?
posted by Dizzy at 3:10 AM on May 20, 2008

No no no. We're supposed to resentfully snark at Vacapinta for the first six months. This order of the brown nose malarky just won't cut it. I'll send you the memo.
posted by nthdegx at 3:12 AM on May 20, 2008

Adoration of the Modi.
posted by Dave Faris at 4:32 AM on May 20, 2008 [4 favorites]

Yeah it's pretty thrilling. I guess this means he gets to marry your daughter. So you'd better pony up some oxen, too, maybe 50 or so? Inflation is tough on the old bride price these days, amirite?
posted by SassHat at 5:15 AM on May 20, 2008

There's pretty much already a we <3 vacapinta thread open, you can maybe adore him there?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 5:47 AM on May 20, 2008 [2 favorites]