The day has come.

April 1, 2009 8:00 AM

We're going to be experimenting with some gentle scaling back of Metafilter's scope and services.

For budgetary reasons, it's become clear that we need to find a way to streamline how the site operates to keep the LLC functioning in the black.

While we don't want to make any fundamental changes to the site we all love, we are going to be rolling out a few incremental tweaks that after long behind-the-scenes discussion we've concluded will make a workable compromise between our desire to preserve the character of the site and our need to keep Metafilter viable in the long run.

A few of these will be fairly visible:

1. AskMe will be switching to a pigmentless layout in order to save on dye and, we hope, attract a more professional, revenue-friendly crowd.

2. To save on Flash licenses and limit our liability against future IP claims from legitimate talents, Metafilter Music is going to be stripped down considerably and will henceforth be known as Metafilter Tuneless Idle Humming.

3. Projects will have its posting requirements tightened somewhat—from now on, we'll only be accepting projects that (a) are revenue-generating and (b) guarantee Metafilter, LLC a 30% share in gross, retroactive.

4. Given the current employment landscape, Jobs is being replaced with Hobbies, For Now, But Who Knows What'll Happen In A Couple Years, Right?

That's the big stuff. We're also going to try to reclaim some bandwidth costs by reducing the footprint of Metatalk threads, but that's more of a technical issue re: text compression than anything. Though it's been suggested that the protocol we're switching to may actually reduce the animosity on this part of the site as a side effect, which, I'll believe it when I see it, but it's worth a shot.

If you've got any thoughts on all this, please let us know in this thread. Thanks very much for running with us on these decisions.

posted by cortex to MetaFilter-Related at 8:00 AM (482 comments total)

lk th nw ttl f Jbs th bst.
pstd by mthw (staff) t 8:02 AM n prl 1, 2009 [4 favorites]

Rvn strm sggstn: mk ccnts fr, bt chrg fr s f vwls.
pstd by bphmt t 8:02 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wht bt mr prfssnl wht bckgrnd?
pstd by djgh t 8:03 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ths s cmplt fckng bllsht. wnt my $95 rgstrtn f rfndd.
pstd by Skt t 8:04 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

pstd by mllcc t 8:04 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Chrst, wht bnch f sshls.
pstd by hcklr t 8:04 AM n prl 1, 2009 [13 favorites]

Hv y cnsdrd lyffs?
pstd by Hppy Dv t 8:05 AM n prl 1, 2009

h, yy!
pstd by Skt t 8:05 AM n prl 1, 2009

Dsmvwlng s rlly hstl. s mch s wnt t try nd rd th txt, t jst hrts my brn n stbbng wy t try nd rd t. t's nfrtng.
pstd by mthw (staff) t 8:05 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

T ct dwn n bndwdth, srs shld b lmtd t n lltmnt f 1500 chrctrs pr mnth, n rllvrs.

Hv y cnsdrd Rfrsh Frms? Th pwr f srs rptdly clckng rfrsh hs lt f ptntl.

W shld hv mtng bt ths, sy 2pm, nd pt tgthr n ctn tm lst f ds t tk t th cmmtt.
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:05 AM n prl 1, 2009

t frst ws lk :

Bt thn ws lk :
pstd by Rhm t 8:05 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Y MTHRFCKR!
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:05 AM n prl 1, 2009 [4 favorites]

GDDMN WHT MN, LWYS STLNG MY VWLS ND SHT!
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:06 AM n prl 1, 2009 [6 favorites]

Ths s th lst strw! wnt my mny bck!
pstd by Th Lght Fntstc t 8:06 AM n prl 1, 2009

Y ddn't cnslt Mtbmb bt ths pst, dd y?
pstd by cmbrg t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

th_s pl_c_ _s l_k_ th_ t_r@h
pstd by ng2 t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

Gd cll, bphmt. thnk y ddn't py nght fr yr cmmnt.
pstd by Hrgrmm t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

Bt f skM bcms ll prfssnl nd n-pgmntd, hw wll knw whn 'm ntntnlly nt wrkng?
pstd by qn t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

Fnny tgs.
pstd by hcklr t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

fl lk stppd nt n lvtr nd gt ff n th BngBng flr.
pstd by mr_crsh_dvs mrk : Jzz dyssy t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

ths z fnny. vwls r xpnsv.
pstd by grkphlsphy t 8:07 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

lwys wntd mr BngBng n my MF.
pstd by lnt t 8:08 AM n prl 1, 2009

Yr ll bnch f crnfckrs.
pstd by Th Grt Bg Mlp t 8:08 AM n prl 1, 2009

? N FCKNG WY!??!?!? GRRR! 213!
pstd by Dsktr t 8:08 AM n prl 1, 2009

ht y s mch.
pstd by Th Whlk t 8:08 AM n prl 1, 2009

F1n4||y my |3375p34k 5k1||5 p4y 0ff. 347 17 5x3r5!
pstd by brnmp3s t 8:09 AM n prl 1, 2009 [17 favorites]

'd lk t by vwl?
pstd by Dr.nrms t 8:09 AM n prl 1, 2009

Crtx, tht's wsm. fr n wlcm th nw Mtfltr.
pstd by pntystck t 8:09 AM n prl 1, 2009

01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100001
pstd by Dsktr t 8:09 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

sgn-p shld cst 100$ whts th dt tdy?
pstd by ddvvdd t 8:09 AM n prl 1, 2009

mh.
pstd by CnnngLngst t 8:09 AM n prl 1, 2009 [4 favorites]

w mn, HT Tnlss dl Hmmng.
pstd by blqy t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

n th brght sd, dsmvwllng ctlly mks vrybdy's sr nms lk mch mr ntrstng nd pplng. S thr's tht.
pstd by pndlm t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hh, wll ths dsbl yr ccrsd bndwdth svng dsmvwllr?
pstd by Hppy Dv t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

Scréw yóú ánd yóúr dísémvówlér.
pstd by fltlg t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009 [70 favorites]

Y knw wh ls lkd synrgy?
pstd by bjrn t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Crss.
pstd by Hppy Dv t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

WH&ct;T. TH&ct; F&ct;CK. C&ml;RT&ct;X?
pstd by djgh t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

L3ts s33 th!s g3t d!s3mv0w3ld.
pstd by qn t 8:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

WTF?
pstd by yhbc t 8:11 AM n prl 1, 2009 [3 favorites]

Vwl crcss n thrd ths mrnng, cnsnnts trd n brst stmch. Ths st s frd f m. hv sn ts tr fc. Th thrds r xtndd gttrs nd th gttrs r fll f snrk nd whn th drns fnlly scb vr, ll th mn wll drwn. Th ccmltd flth f ll thr mtps wll fm p bt thr wsts nd ll th thrdshttrs nd mdrtrs wll lk p nd sht "MTTLK!"... nd 'll lk dwn nd whspr "N."

Thy hd chc, ll f thm. Thy cld hv fllwd n th ftstps f gd pstrs lk my fthr r sxclrs. Dcnt pstrs wh blvd n dy's snrks fr dy's pstng. nstd thy fllwd th drppngs f crtx nd jssmyn nd ddn't rlz tht th trl ld vr prcpc ntl t ws t lt. Dn't tll m thy ddn't hv chc. Nw th whl st stnds n th brnk, strng dwn nt bldly lngbt, ll ths lbrls nd ntllctls nd smth-tlkrs... nd ll f sddn nbdy hs ny vwls..
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:11 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Hh. thght y gys wr dng t yrslvs. Thn sw prvw.
pstd by CnnngLngst t 8:11 AM n prl 1, 2009

WHT
TH
FCK
CRTXT?
pstd by FfjL t 8:11 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

hh, "y" s nt cnsdrd vwl. wn gn!
pstd by yhbc t 8:11 AM n prl 1, 2009

fr n wlcm r nw BngBng vrlrds.
pstd by kldcksn t 8:11 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

H@V3 Y0V Cns1d3r3d L@YFFS?
pstd by vcpnt t 8:12 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

wht
pstd by Hppy Dv t 8:12 AM n prl 1, 2009

-.-. --- .-. - . -..- / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-.
pstd by Th Whlk t 8:12 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Shy gypsy: slyly shyly tryst by my crypt.

[Y/N?]
pstd by kttyprcs t 8:12 AM n prl 1, 2009 [9 favorites]

Sht! ws jst gng thrgh nd dltng ll my vwls mnlly. thght tht's wht w wr dng.
pstd by Th Grt Bg Mlp t 8:13 AM n prl 1, 2009

N0t !n r3c3nt ct!v!ty, th0.
pstd by lnt t 8:13 AM n prl 1, 2009

tl;dr
pstd by mkmm t 8:13 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Sørry, th¡s ¡s thｅ lmｅst pr¡l Føøls st&cp;nt ｅvｅr. nd ¡f yø&cp; wnt tø sｅｅ ｅvｅrybødy's cømmｅnts sns d¡sｅmvøwｅll¡ng, s¡mply h¡t "Prｅv¡ｅw". Pbhtttt!
pstd by Dthlcs t 8:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

d!sr3g@rd th@t, ! sVck c0cks
pstd by hcklr t 8:14 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

˙ʍp ǝpısdn plɹʍ ǝɥʇ sɹnʇ sıɥʇ
pstd by Hppy Dv t 8:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

;(
pstd by nj t 8:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

th0t y00 gyz w3r3 d01ng 1t y0rs3lv3s, th3n s@w pr3vw @nd w@s d1ss@p01nt3d
pstd by CnnngLngst t 8:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

1 cn hz vwl?
pstd by ndld t 8:15 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

thnk s wht y dd hr.
pstd by lzrslng t 8:15 AM n prl 1, 2009

s tht ll y gt?
pstd by bndclff t 8:15 AM n prl 1, 2009

/\/\3pH19|-|7 CL |_| B
pstd by Fx Rl t 8:15 AM n prl 1, 2009

h, bt th cmmnts rn't dsmvwlld n th rcnt ctvty vw. Jy!
pstd by bjrn t 8:15 AM n prl 1, 2009

8538; 8538;
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:16 AM n prl 1, 2009

'm ll fr ths f t mns w cn brng bck th 0MG! tg.
pstd by fz Jns t 8:16 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hngrn?
pstd by frblnc t 8:16 AM n prl 1, 2009

Prvw s fr th hstnt!

Th shlt nt ... hstt!
pstd by Th Grt Bg Mlp t 8:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

S, wll w b gttng nw cntr t kp trck f ths "fvrts"? MST KP TRCK F MY FVRTS!

(ls, thnk t wld hv bn rlly fnny t tmprrly rnm fvrts t smthng slly fr th dy. Lk "frts", whch s wht ntc th dsmvwlld vrsn lks lk n ll-cps. Myb nxt yr!)
pstd by Rhm t 8:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

Tt, dn't thnk w'r n Knss nymr....
ws wlkng p Brdwy y knw
nd thr's ths ncrdbl lkng Swdsh grl hvng
Cppccn crss th strt frm Lncln Cntr, strtd
tlkng t hr y knw - Sh sd hr nm ws Ll,
Hr nglsh wsn't t gd y knw - bt w wnd p spndng
bt 5 hrs tgthr jst hngng t y knw.
S W g bck t my plc - w gt hgh - w gt rlly nt ch thr mn.
t ws lv bt t hppn...'m srs.
nd thn ll f sddn sh gts p nd sh sys, sh sys "Hy, rlly gtt lv"
Dmn
Smtms Y
Thr r 178 prnt lnggs n r plnt wth vr 1000 dlcts...
t's mzng w cmmnct t ll.
Lnggs nd dlcts - wth ths n thng n cmmn:
Smtms Y
hhh!

Smtms Y!!
Bt y knw ws rlly flppd t y knw nd sh skd m
f 'm ngry r smthng sd f crs 'm ngry mn ths
sn't hgh schl r nythng y knw s 'm flng rlly
cvlr nd sy h...cll m f y wnt t...
hh, yh...cll m f y wnt t
S sh rng m p nd sh sys, "Hy! D y wnn g t?"
Hh, D wnn g t
Smtms Y
Smtms Y
prtr! prtr! Wht's hppnng prtr?!
Mmmy? Mmmy Mmmy!! Whr r y
Mmmy? cn't s y
cn't s y Mmmy!
ll rtsts, ptntlly, r th vctms f thr dsr t b nq
Jst bsrv t
Dn't fght t
Wrk t. Wrk t. Wrk t. Wrk t. Wrk t.
Yh sh tk m hm mn sh thrw m ll
rnd th rm mn
mn ths chck ws rlly ht sh ws nc
t m y knw
Sh lt m kp n my cwby bts nd vrythng...sh ws
llrght... h! h! yh! h! h! h! h! hhhhhh!!!
dr y t ply ths rcrd
Smtms Y
Smtms Y
nywy s sh tk m hm nd sh
splttrd my brns
Yh thr m thr m wht hppnd wht hppnd
Whr ws h hr m
tld hr wldn't slp wth hr frnds - sh
Dsn't slp wth my frnds nythng ls y d
Y knw...Dn't y tll m
Ll
pstd by bndclff t 8:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

MG, ths thrd s gvng m hdch...
pstd by gmmy t 8:18 AM n prl 1, 2009

cn 1 gt n 0n th3 vwl3ss fn?
pstd by ShwnStrng t 8:18 AM n prl 1, 2009

S p c n g f x s t ?
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:18 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wrds wtht vwl lttrs

lrg nmbr f Mdrn nglsh wrds spll th P: /ɪ/ r /ɪ/ snd wth th lttr Y, sch s cry, by, sky, why, wry, spy, sty, gym, crypt, hymn, lynx, myth, glyph, slyly, tryst, nymph, Gypsy, pygmy, flyby, wyrm, nd syzygy. Th lngst sch wrd n cmmn s s rhythms, nd th lngst sch wrd n Mdrn nglsh s th bslt 17th-cntry wrd symphysy. (f rchc wrds nd spllngs r cnsdrd, thr r mny mr, th lngst prhps bng twyndyllyngs, th plrl f twyndyllyng.)

n th cmptr gm Th 7th Gst, n f th pzzls nvlvs vwllss sntnc,

Shy gypsy slyly spryly tryst by my crypt.

Smlrly, th lttr w stnds fr vwl snd (//) n Wlsh wrds, nd tw f ths hv ntrd Mdrn nglsh:

• Th crwth (prnncd /ˈkrʊθ/ r /ˈkrːθ/ nd ls splld crth) s Wlsh mscl nstrmnt smlr t th vln:

  H ntrctly rhyms, t th msc f crwth nd pbgrn.[1]

• cwm (prnncd /ˈkːm/) s dp hllw wthn mntn, slly wth stp dgs, sch s th Wstrn Cwm f Mnt vrst. Hwvr, t s nrly lwys splld cmb (s n lfrcmb nd Cstl Cmb), cmb (s n J. R. R. Tlkn) r cmb (s n lfrd, Lrd Tnnysn).

Thr s ls th mthmtcl xprssn nth (prnncd /ˈɛnθ/), s n dlghtd t th nth dgr, whch hs ntrd cmmn sg. Th ntrnt slng trm pwn prbbly rs s cmmn typ fr wn.

Mny crnyms cntn n vwls, sch s MC nd DJ (ls splld mc nd djy) fr Mstr f Crmns nd dsc jcky.

Wrds wtht vwl snds

Rhtc dlcts, sch s n Cnd nd th ntd Stts, hv mny wrds sch s brd, lrn, grl, chrch, wrst, whch sm phntcns nlyz s hvng n vwls, nly syllbc cnsnnt, [ɹ̩]. Hwvr, thrs nlyz ths wrds nstd s hvng rhtc vwl, [ɝ]. Th dffrnc my b prtlly n f dlct.

Thr r fw sch wrds whch r dsyllbc, lk crsr, crtn, nd trcl: [ˈkɹ̩sɹ̩], [ˈkɹ̩tn̩] nd [ˈtɹ̩sl̩] (r [ˈkɝsɚ], [ˈkɝtən], nd [ˈtɝsəl]). Th wrd myrrh, prhps nqly n th nglsh lngg, cntns nthr vwl lttr nr vwl snd n ths dlcts: [ˈmɹ̩] (r [ˈmɝ]).

Th wrd nd frqntly cntrcts t smpl nsl cnsnnt ’n, s n lck 'n ky [ˌlɒk ŋ ˈkː]. Wrds sch s wll, hv, nd s rglrly cntrct t ’ll [l], ’v [v], nd ’s [z]. Hwvr, nn f thm r prnncd ln wtht vwls.

nmtpc wrds tht cn b prnncd ln, nd whch hv n vwls r Rs, ncld hmm, pht!, pst!, shh!, tsk!, nd zzz.
pstd by chrdrc t 8:19 AM n prl 1, 2009 [3 favorites]

th0t y00 gyz w3r3 d01ng 1t y0rs3lv3s, th3n s@w pr3vw @nd w@s d1ss@p01nt3d

@t f!rst, ! w@s.
pstd by Th Grt Bg Mlp t 8:19 AM n prl 1, 2009

t frst thght vryn ws jst n th jk.
pstd by CRM114 t 8:19 AM n prl 1, 2009

t shld b lk ths n th whl st. Tht wld frk vrybdy t.
pstd by cshmn t 8:19 AM n prl 1, 2009

v d

b G rg s P r c
pstd by Dmsnll t 8:20 AM n prl 1, 2009

C&crc;n't st&ml;p m&ml;!
pstd by cmbrg t 8:21 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mthrfckrs.
pstd by chcct t 8:21 AM n prl 1, 2009

Sky. Rhythm. Cyst. Glyph. Myst.
pstd by SpffyRb t 8:21 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mthrfckrs.

Sxsm.
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 8:22 AM n prl 1, 2009

1 s33 wh4t j00Z d1d th3r3.
pstd by CtrsFrk12 t 8:23 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Y'r hvng prblms wth yr bwls. Yr bwls.
pstd by Brhnstn t 8:23 AM n prl 1, 2009

Cn w tlst hv th mg tg bck?
pstd by Nvlgzr t 8:24 AM n prl 1, 2009

W&psln;ll, th&psln;r&psln;'s &lph;lw&lph;ys Gr&psln;&psln;k .
pstd by kldcksn t 8:24 AM n prl 1, 2009

Sht.
pstd by kldcksn t 8:24 AM n prl 1, 2009

ny srnms tht r ll vwls?

ls, y cn rd vrythng n prvw!
pstd by DV t 8:24 AM n prl 1, 2009

wh@t.
pstd by Cld Lrky t 8:24 AM n prl 1, 2009

1 s33 wh4t j00Z d1d th3r3.

Blm t n th Jws, why dn't y?
pstd by Brhnstn t 8:25 AM n prl 1, 2009

.
pstd by DV t 8:25 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

WHR S TH TRTY F WSTPHL?
pstd by Jfs t 8:25 AM n prl 1, 2009

'm jst srprsd n n hs trd t pstng th Trty f Wstphl hr yt.
pstd by nvr sd bby shs t 8:25 AM n prl 1, 2009

Grrrrrrrrrrr!
pstd by myms t 8:26 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mthrfckrs.

Sxsm.

gndr-rl-sm
pstd by nmsxd t 8:26 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hh. Lck f prvw!
pstd by nvr sd bby shs t 8:26 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mrry Chrstms vrybdy.
pstd by nl t 8:28 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wbcmc rtsts r wrkng frsly t sv vrythng pstd t MF tdy fr s n ftr strps.
pstd by D t 8:28 AM n prl 1, 2009

Pfffft.
pstd by mlrp t 8:28 AM n prl 1, 2009

Smbdy tk ths sck t f my mth.
pstd by swft t 8:28 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

n Rcnt ctvty, ll vwls hv vc.
pstd by Brhnstn t 8:30 AM n prl 1, 2009

ööööö
pstd by sndfsbrb t 8:30 AM n prl 1, 2009

DV fnd n xplt!
pstd by Jfs t 8:30 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Bäh. Névèrmînd.
pstd by rdgd t 8:30 AM n prl 1, 2009

rdgd brk MtTlk!
pstd by hcklr t 8:30 AM n prl 1, 2009

sht
pstd by hcklr t 8:31 AM n prl 1, 2009

YËS!
pstd by rdgd t 8:32 AM n prl 1, 2009

'll tk vwl fr $50
pstd by clvdvs t 8:32 AM n prl 1, 2009

n th nm f th mst hly nd ndvdl Trnty: B t knwn t ll, nd vry n wm t my cncrn, r t whm n ny mnnr t my blng, Tht fr mny Yrs pst, Dscrds nd Cvl Dvsns bng str'd p n th Rmn mpr......
pstd by Nck Vrstyn t 8:32 AM n prl 1, 2009

... -.-. .-. . .-- / - .... .. ...
pstd by Th crps n th lbrry t 8:32 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

TЇMЭ TЮ BRЭДK ЮПT THЭ CYRЇLLЇC
pstd by kldcksn t 8:33 AM n prl 1, 2009 [5 favorites]

th pwr cplng hs frzn my tng
pstd by clvdvs t 8:33 AM n prl 1, 2009

Gddmn - wrds cn't dqtly xprss my sprm ngr nd vrwhlmng dstst fr sch chldsh stnt.
sshl.


Ww - prvw s s cl.
pstd by rdry t 8:33 AM n prl 1, 2009

t csl glnc, ths thrd lks lk pssg frm th Ncrnmcn.
pstd by brndlfly t 8:33 AM n prl 1, 2009

Jst wntd t thnk th dmns fr cnfnng th shnngns t sngl thrd.
pstd by knv t 8:33 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mtfltr Tnlss dl Hmmng.

Tht prtty mch dscrbs ll f my cntrbtns s fr, nywy.
pstd by mcytc t 8:34 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ph'ngl mglw'nfh C'thlh R'lyh wgh'ngl fhtgn
pstd by brndlfly t 8:34 AM n prl 1, 2009

wnt my, wnt my, wnt my vwls fr fr
pstd by Nvlgzr t 8:36 AM n prl 1, 2009

Trns t tht vrythng s spttrngly fnny whn dsmvwld. Hh.
pstd by dstd t 8:36 AM n prl 1, 2009

ws hr.
pstd by Bkhs t 8:36 AM n prl 1, 2009

é?
pstd by mdln t 8:36 AM n prl 1, 2009

1 0nly n0t1c3d th3 t4gs 4 m1n 4g0.
pstd by Skt t 8:37 AM n prl 1, 2009

'v sn hrrrs... hrrrs tht y'v sn. Bt y hv n rght t cll m mrdrr. Y hv rght t kll m. Y hv rght t d tht... bt y hv n rght t jdg m. t's mpssbl fr wrds t dscrb wht s ncssry t ths wh d nt knw wht hrrr mns. Hrrr. Hrrr hs fc... nd y mst mk frnd f hrrr. Hrrr nd mrl trrr r yr frnds. f thy r nt thn thy r nms t b frd. Thy r trly nms. rmmbr whn ws wth Spcl Frcs. Sms thsnd cntrs g. W wnt nt cmp t nclt th chldrn. W lft th cmp ftr w hd ncltd th chldrn fr Pl, nd ths ld mn cm rnnng ftr s nd h ws cryng. H cldn't s. W wnt bck thr nd thy hd cm nd hckd ff vry ncltd rm. Thr thy wr n pl. pl f lttl rms. nd rmmbr... ... ... crd. wpt lk sm grndmthr. wntd t tr my tth t. ddn't knw wht wntd t d. nd wnt t rmmbr t. nvr wnt t frgt t. nvr wnt t frgt. nd thn rlzd... lk ws sht... lk ws sht wth dmnd... dmnd bllt rght thrgh my frhd. nd thght: My Gd... th gns f tht. Th gns. Th wll t d tht. Prfct, gnn, cmplt, crystlln, pr. nd thn rlzd thy wr strngr thn w. Bcs thy cld stnd tht ths wr nt mnstrs. Ths wr mn... trnd cdrs. Ths mn wh fght wth thr hrts, wh hd fmls, wh hd chldrn, wh wr flld wth lv... bt thy hd th strngth... th strngth... t d tht. f hd tn dvsns f ths mn r trbls hr wld b vr vry qckly. Y hv t hv mn wh r mrl... nd t th sm tm wh r bl t tlz thr prmrdl nstncts t kll wtht flng... wtht pssn... wtht jdgmnt... wtht jdgmnt. Bcs t's jdgmnt tht dfts s.
pstd by kbns t 8:37 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ämën, kïdcksn. Mï frênch kêyböàrd hàs bëén wäîtïng fôr à chàncè t shïnè äs wéll.
pstd by Shphrd t 8:38 AM n prl 1, 2009

s0 d03s th1s m34n 1 n33d m0r3 wh1sk3y 1n my c3r34l, r l3ss?
pstd by bphmt t 8:38 AM n prl 1, 2009

yr n fr spnkng
pstd by dmvsc t 8:38 AM n prl 1, 2009

Cmrds, my prfl pg s flgrntly vrbs nd vwl-ldn. Pls fx.

Yrs,
801.
pstd by mdln t 8:39 AM n prl 1, 2009

lk rdng ths n prvw nd sng wh thght thy hd t dsmvwll thr sntncs thmslvs.
pstd by Ms. Snt t 8:39 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hy jst wk p, wht th fckng fck?
pstd by jssmyn (staff) t 8:41 AM n prl 1, 2009 [9 favorites]

Ths s fckng hlrs. Bt rlly ll wnt t s s my srnm dsmvwlld.
pstd by mygthlndry t 8:41 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mthw's twttr stts ddn't fl nyn.
pstd by dsjrdns t 8:41 AM n prl 1, 2009

møøsé
pstd by mlrp t 8:43 AM n prl 1, 2009

'Dr ssht
Y r bng n ssht
S rmvd yr ssht cmmnts, yr ssht cmmnts, yr ssht cmmnts
Pls stp th sshttry
Pls stp th sshttry
Pls stp th sshttry
Pls stp th sshttry'
pstd by kldcksn t 8:43 AM n prl 1, 2009

Î wôndér îf Î cân gét årøünd ît ås éåsy ås thîs.
pstd by vrnndlhrt t 8:43 AM n prl 1, 2009

Tht lks hystrcl dsmvwlld.
pstd by kldcksn t 8:43 AM n prl 1, 2009

Grcs.
pstd by frbzz t 8:43 AM n prl 1, 2009

fckng HT vry sngl n f y mthr fckrs
pstd by ybllkd t 8:44 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

m njyng ths wy, wyy t mch.
pstd by Drmnt Grll t 8:44 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ícélándíc kéybóárds wórk júst ás wéll. Fínálly únÁmérícáns hávé thé ádvántágé ón MétáFíltér.
pstd by Kttlls t 8:44 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

lk my dsmvwld srnm bttr thn my ctl n. Chng pls?
pstd by Drmnt Grll t 8:44 AM n prl 1, 2009

[th1s 1s g00d]
pstd by mlnjr t 8:44 AM n prl 1, 2009

ll wt? Tdd Lckn
pstd by lmr t 8:44 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hähä, thát ïs sø fünnÿ!
pstd by jk t 8:45 AM n prl 1, 2009

Fr33 1MG
pstd by ts t 8:46 AM n prl 1, 2009

h mn, thnk th gd lrd t lst smn's stll hrd t wrk. t ws gnn b drk dmn dy thrws. Tdd Lckn.
pstd by slpsphstcrcy t 8:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

f nly ths thrd ws n Cmc Sns.
pstd by GyZr t 8:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

Thìs ìs nöt hëàlthy. Yöũ shöũld pàss vöwëls n smàll vöwëlmövëmënts. Thëy'rë gönnà cömë öũt ëvëntũàlly, önë wày ör thë öthër.
pstd by Slvr Hrdn t 8:47 AM n prl 1, 2009 [3 favorites]

sxclrs, lt's frnct. kthxby.
pstd by McGllcddy t 8:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

N0 V0W3LLS 1N ND¢ M0TH3RF1_1CK3R!
pstd by ND¢ t 8:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

@n0th3r v0t3 4 3xpndng th!s 2 th3 wh0l3 s!t3
pstd by dsjrdns t 8:48 AM n prl 1, 2009

Nxt tm y shld tk wy cnsnnts.
pstd by shksphrn t 8:49 AM n prl 1, 2009

knw thr hd t b n f ths smwhr! Hppy MF DY BTCHS!
pstd by Mstr_ t 8:49 AM n prl 1, 2009

C@n 1 b,_,y 4 v0w3l, Αlėx?
pstd by flthy lght thf t 8:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

Tdd Lkkn

... É:F,B
pstd by sbbs t 8:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

バカ

バカ

バカ

バカ

バカ

バカ
pstd by pyrmd trmt t 8:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

wh@t.

n my btt?
pstd by cshmn t 8:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

Th cmmnts stll hv ll thr vwls f y vw Rcnt ctvty.
pstd by shksphrn t 8:51 AM n prl 1, 2009

My gd, t's fll f, h nvrmnd.
pstd by mls t 8:51 AM n prl 1, 2009

dn't fl lss nms.
pstd by rtrs t 8:52 AM n prl 1, 2009

Drn t.
pstd by rth t 8:52 AM n prl 1, 2009

L&ml;ts try th&ct;s &grv;g&grv;&grv;n.
pstd by cmbrg t 8:52 AM n prl 1, 2009

Dn't tll ffgy2000 bt ths!
pstd by CnnngLngst t 8:53 AM n prl 1, 2009

nw knw my bcs nxt tm wn't y sng wth m
pstd by stvrgn t 8:53 AM n prl 1, 2009

Dsmvwllng mks m snd mch smrtr! Lt's kp t!
pstd by rth t 8:53 AM n prl 1, 2009

˙ʎɐs ʇ ƃıɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı
pstd by l mrt d b rthr t 8:54 AM n prl 1, 2009

ls, grt s f ThrstnVwll tg.
pstd by CnnngLngst t 8:54 AM n prl 1, 2009

t0 b3 0r n0t t0 b3, th2t 1s t3h s|_|x0rz
pstd by pyrmd trmt t 8:55 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ths wll wndll.
pstd by lmr t 8:55 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hy, y gys lmst gt m thr! 'm s gllbl.
pstd by lnsl t 8:56 AM n prl 1, 2009

Trty f Wstphl
Pc Trty btwn th Hly Rmn mprr nd
th Kng f Frnc nd thr rspctv lls.

n th nm f th mst hly nd ndvdl Trnty: B t knwn t ll, nd vry n whm t my cncrn, r t whm n ny mnnr t my blng, Tht fr mny Yrs pst, Dscrds nd Cvl Dvsns bng str'd p n th Rmn mpr, whch ncrs'd t sch dgr, tht nt nly ll Grmny, bt ls th nghbrng Kngdms, nd Frnc prtclrly, hv bn nvlv'd n th Dsrdrs f lng nd crl Wr: nd n th frst plc, btwn th mst Srn nd mst Pssnt Prnc nd Lrd, Frdnnd th Scnd, f fms Mmry, lctd Rmn mprr, lwys gst, Kng f Grmny, Hngry, Bhm, Dlmt, Crt, Slvn, rch-Dk f str, Dk f Brgndy, Brbnt, Styr, Crnth, Crnl, Mrqss f Mrv, Dk f Lxmbrgh, th Hghr nd Lwr Sls, f Wrtmbrg nd Tck, Prnc f Sb, Cnt f Hpsbrg, Trl, Kybrg nd Grt, Mrqss f th Scrd Rmn mpr, Lrd f Brgv, f th Hghr nd Lwr Lsc, f th Mrqst f Slvn, f Prt Nn nd Slns, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n n sd; nd th mst Srn, nd th mst Pssnt Prnc, Lws th Thrtnth, mst Chrstn Kng f Frnc nd Nvrr, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n th thr sd. nd ftr thr Dcs, btwn th mst Srn nd Pssnt Prnc nd Lrd, Frdnnd th Thrd, lctd Rmn mprr, lwys gst, Kng f Grmny, Hngry, Bhm, Dlmt, Crt, Slvn, rch-Dk f str, Dk f Brgndy, Brbnt, Styr, Crnth, Crnl, Mrqss f Mrv, Dk f Lxmbrg, f th Hghr nd Lwr Sls, f Wrtmbrg nd Tck, Prnc f Sb, Cnt f Hpsbrg, Trl, Kybrg nd Grt, Mrqss f th Scrd Rmn mpr, Brgv, th Hghr nd Lwr Lsc, Lrd f th Mrqst f Slvn, f Prt Nn nd Slns, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n th n sd; nd th mst Srn nd mst Pssnt Prnc nd Lrd, Lws th Frtnth, mst Chrstn Kng f Frnc nd Nvrr, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n th thr sd: frm whnc ns'd grt ffsn f Chrstn Bld, nd th Dsltn f svrl Prvncs. t hs t lst hppn'd, by th ffct f Dvn Gdnss, scndd by th ndvrs f th mst Srn Rpblck f Vnc, wh n ths sd tm, whn ll Chrstndm s mbrl'd, hs nt cs'd t cntrbt ts Cnsls fr th pblck Wlfr nd Trnqllty; s tht n th sd, nd th thr, thy hv frm'd Thghts f n nvrsl Pc. nd fr ths prps, by mtl grmnt nd Cvnnt f bth Prtys, n th yr f r Lrd 1641. th 25th f Dcmbr, N.S. r th 15th .S. t ws rslv'd t Hmbrgh, t hld n ssmbly f Plnptntry mbssdrs, wh shld rndr thmslvs t Mnstr nd snbrg n Wstphl th 11th f Jly, N.S. r th 1st f th sd mnth .S. n th yr 1643. Th Plnptntry mbssdrs n th n sd, nd th thr, dly stblsh'd, pprng t th prfxt tm, nd n th bhlf f hs mprl Mjsty, th mst llstrs nd mst xcllnt Lrd, Mxmln Cnt f Trtmnsdrf nd Wnsbrg, Brn f Glchnbrg, Nstdt, Ngn, Brg, nd Trznbch, Lrd f Tntz, Knght f th Gldn Flc, Prvy Cnsllr nd Chmbrln t hs mprl Scrd Mjsty, nd Stwrd f hs Hshld; th Lrd Jhn Lws, Cnt f Nss, Ctznllbgn, Vndn, nd Dtz, Lrd f Blstn, Prvy Cnsllr t th mprr, nd Knght f th Gldn Flc; Mnsr sc Vlmmrs, Dctr f Lw, Cnsllr, nd Prsdnt n th Chmbr f th mst Srn Lrd rch-Dk Frdnnd Chrls. nd n th bhlf f th mst Chrstn Kng, th mst mnnt Prnc nd Lrd, Hnry f rlns, Dk f Lngvll, nd sttvll, Prnc nd Svrgn Cnt f Nschftl, Cnt f Dns nd Tncrvll, Hrdtry Cnstbl f Nrmndy, Gvrnr nd Ltnnt-Gnrl f th sm Prvnc, Cptn f th Cnt Hmms d'rms, nd Knght f th Kng's rdrs, ∓c. s ls th mst llstrs nd mst xcllnt Lrds, Cld d Msms, Cnt d'vx, Cmmndr f th sd Kng's rdrs, n f th Sprntndnts f th Fnncs, nd Mnstr f th Kngdm f Frnc ∓c. nd bl Srvn, Cnt l Rch f brs, ls n f th Mnstrs f th Kngdm f Frnc. nd by th Mdtn nd ntrpstn f th mst llstrs nd mst xcllnt mbssdr nd Sntr f Vnc, lyss Cntrn Knght, wh fr th spc f fv Yrs, r thrbts, wth grt Dlgnc, nd Sprt ntrly mprtl, hs bn ncln'd t b Mdtr n ths ffrs. ftr hvng mplr'd th Dvn ssstnc, nd rcv'd rcprcl Cmmnctn f Lttrs, Cmmssns, nd fll Pwrs, th Cpys f whch r nsrtd t th nd f ths Trty, n th prsnc nd wth th cnsnt f th lctrs f th Scrd Rmn mpr, th thr Prncs nd Stts, t th Glry f Gd, nd th Bnft f th Chrstn Wrld, th fllwng rtcls hv bn grd n nd cnsntd t, nd th sm rn ths.
pstd by pyrmd trmt t 8:58 AM n prl 1, 2009 [6 favorites]

Hlrs!
pstd by drsns t 8:58 AM n prl 1, 2009

BM! BM! BM!
pstd by McGllcddy t 8:58 AM n prl 1, 2009

Dàmn, ít dóésn't wórk ón Récént Áctívíty.

lv Vlt Bl!
pstd by sbbs t 8:58 AM n prl 1, 2009

dn't gt t.
pstd by nt_n_dsply t 9:00 AM n prl 1, 2009

HHH NW GT T!
pstd by nt_n_dsply t 9:00 AM n prl 1, 2009

¡ǝsǝs sǝʞɐɯ ƃıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝɥʇ 'ʍp ǝpısdn ǝǝɹɔs ɹnʎ ʇlıʇ ʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ nʎ
pstd by nt_n_dsply t 9:01 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

˙ƃıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇsɯlɐ˙˙˙˙
pstd by nt_n_dsply t 9:01 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wéll Í'm óff tó tróll át BóíngBóíng wíth my néw sécrét wéápón. Sécúríty thróúgh óbscúríty fáíls ágáín.
pstd by dgcn t 9:02 AM n prl 1, 2009 [3 favorites]

Lks lk r bndwdth svngs n vwls r bng ffst by lngr thrd.
pstd by pb (staff) t 9:02 AM n prl 1, 2009

L1f3 f0;_;nd 4 w4y!!!
pstd by cwbllm t 9:03 AM n prl 1, 2009

Th1s w1ll n0t st@nd
pstd by WPW t 9:04 AM n prl 1, 2009

&ml; &hrts; y&ml;&ml; g&ml;ys.
pstd by mlss my t 9:06 AM n prl 1, 2009

GDDMMT!
pstd by mlss my t 9:06 AM n prl 1, 2009

ctlly, thnk y shld kp th grn clr fr skM. Th cst f dy s pssd n t th rdr wh prnts t th pgs, nd dsn't ffct th LLC. Pls grn s th clr f mny fr mny MFts, s tht's gd ssctn fr ttrctng mr, shll w sy, slvnt srbs. nd fr ths srs wh dn't thnk grn=$, t's gt th wrm fzzs frm th clgcl cnnttns. (f crs, ths srs shld prbbly stp prntng t ll th skM thrds, bt tht's nthr ss.)

tk t tht dvlpmnt f th SB Cl-By-Fr hs bn shlvd, thgh? Tht's pty; sm MFts cld rlly s gd whck psd th hd t tms.
pstd by Qtgl t 9:06 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

ths s lnk t gts nd t s nt sf fr wrk
pstd by Dmn Tht Tlvsn t 9:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

ǐḟ ỵổŭ ƒåṿȅ Ẩ Ċȍṃṁḗňẗ, ỵổŭ ɔẵň ȑȅắḑ ìŧ ṽịẫ ƴớṳȓ ḟǻṿễś ǐņ ƑỮĿŁ!!
pstd by nt_n_dsply t 9:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

SLNCD LL MY LF
pstd by wrw t 9:08 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Thr ws tm whn ws lttl by tht hpd t n dy drv hrss t th Rmn Crcs, jst lk Chrltn Hstn n Bn Hr. Nw tht m ldr nd my drm hs bn shttrd st ln fstrng n stw f lchl nd bdy dr rlntlssly drvng myslf twrd blvn nd wtchng my bls spprt, slwly grwng mr nd mr nfctd ntl thy brst lk bbbl rsng t th srfc f th wtr. Ths r my gd dys. t thr tms thrw myslf ff brdgs, bt ls, thy r lwys t shrt rsltng n nthng bt rd blly nd sr nppls. Th wrst prt f crs r th gnms. Gnms tht tnt m vry wkng mmnt f th dy. Gnms tht crwl vr my prn fgr t nght. Gnms tht gd m t vl. Thr s n cr fr thr hrrblnss. m ln n s f vl lttl mn. Hv pty n m.
pstd by MsnDxn t 9:08 AM n prl 1, 2009

ws hr t!
pstd by mddlclsstl t 9:08 AM n prl 1, 2009

m n r mtfltr, dsmvwlng r bng bngs.
pstd by mddlclsstl t 9:09 AM n prl 1, 2009

Nw my srnm lks lk McDnld's dllr mn spcl.
pstd by mcmnts t 9:09 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ths ggrssn wll nt stnd, mn!
pstd by prn n th wds t 9:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

Myb y shld rmv ll cnsnnts nd lv nly vwls.
pstd by Pnts! t 9:11 AM n prl 1, 2009

t's bt tm.
pstd by wgnr t 9:11 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mán, wórst métáfíltér príl fóóls dáy évér. lámé.
pstd by yz t 9:12 AM n prl 1, 2009

Bst nm s fr: Th crps n th lbrry.
pstd by mcmnts t 9:12 AM n prl 1, 2009

Stll thnk ths s hlrs bt t cld hv bn s mch mr vl - jst dsmvwll crtn ppl. Wrng, ys, bt vry, vry fnny.
pstd by mygthlndry t 9:12 AM n prl 1, 2009

Pgng Mtbmb: Trty f Wstphl Ndd rgntly.
pstd by Mstr_ t 9:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hy dd nybdy rd Fskdr, by Dns Jhnsn? thght tht ws prtty gd bk.
pstd by slvnr t 9:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

Nt: vryn nds hg.
pstd by Cl Pp Bll t 9:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

thnk y mn:
Mn, wrst mtfltr prl fls dy vr. lm.
pstd by lngght t 9:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

mmmm pnt bttr
pstd by mbrs Vyr t 9:15 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ths sntnc hs n vwls.
pstd by k t 9:15 AM n prl 1, 2009

Shld gn wth th bwl cncr thng.
pstd by klngklngstn t 9:16 AM n prl 1, 2009

♥v♥ry♥n♥ n♥♥ds ♥ h♥g.
pstd by slvnr t 9:16 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

R357 455vr3d 1n 7h3 |0n6 rvn p0v'|| b3 p4p1n6 f0r 4|| 7h3 v0w3|5 p0v'v3 570|3n 4nd 7hv5 7r4mp|3d 0n 0vr fr33 5p3ch r16h75. F0r 4 m0d 734m 7h47 7r135 70 74mp d0wn 7h3 rvm0r 7h47 0n|p |1b3r4| mv51cp |1br4r14n-35qv3 70p1c5 4r3 61v3n fr33 p45535 h3r3, 17 533m5 0dd p0v'd w4n7 70 50 0v3r7|p r3wr173 3v3rp p057 w3 m4k3.

7h15 15 4 5|1pp3rp 5|0p3. H0w m4np p0575 w1|| 7h3 m0d5 b3 3d171n6? 5vr3, 17'5 0n|p r3m0v1n6 0vr v0w3|5 n0w, bv7 h0w |0n6 b3f0r3 p0v'r3 r3m0v1n6 0vr 1d345? H0w |0n6 b3f0r3 7h15 7vrn5 1n70 r34| c3n50r5h1p?

50m371m35 7h353 50r75 0f "j0k35" d0n'7 7vrn 0v7 50 w3||. 3x4mp|3 -

1993: D4v3 R1ck4rd5, 4 d33j4p 47 K6B-FM 1n 54n D1360, 4nn0vnc3d 7h47 7h3 5p4c3 5hv77|3 D15c0v3rp h4d b33n d1v3r73d fr0m 3dw4rd5 41r F0rc3 B453 4nd w0v|d 1n5734d 500n b3 |4nd1n6 47 M0n760m3rp F13|d, 4 5m4|| 41rp0r7 |0c473d 1n 7h3 m1dd|3 0f 4 r351d3n714| 4r34 jv57 0v751d3 0f 54n D1360. 7h0v54nd5 0f c0mmv73r5 1mm3d1473|p h34d3d 70w4rd5 7h3 |4nd1n6 5173, c4v51n6 3n0rm0v5 7r4ff1c j4m5 7h47 |4573d f0r 4|m057 4n h0vr. P0|1c3 3v3n7v4||p h4d 70 b3 c4||3d 1n 70 c|34r 7h3 7r4ff1c. P30p|3 4rr1v3d 47 7h3 41rp0r7 4rm3d w17h c4m3r45, c4mc0rd3r5, 4nd 3v3n f0|d1n6 ch41r5. R3p0r73d|p 7h3 cr0wd 5w3||3d 70 0v3r 1,000 p30p|3. 0f c0vr53, 7h3 5hv77|3 n3v3r |4nd3d. 1n f4c7, 7h3 M0n760m3rp F13|d 41rp0r7 w0v|d h4v3 b33n f4r 700 5m4|| f0r 7h3 5hv77|3 70 3v3n c0n51d3r |4nd1n6 7h3r3. M0r30v3r, 7h3r3 w45n'7 3v3n 4 5hv77|3 1n 0rb17 47 7h3 71m3. 7h3 p0|1c3 w3r3 n07 4mv53d bp 7h3 pr4nk. 7h3p 4nn0vnc3d 7h47 7h3p w0v|d b3 b1||1n6 7h3 r4d10 574710n f0r 7h3 c057 0f f0rc1n6 0ff1c3r5 70 d1r3c7 7h3 7r4ff1c.
pstd by Rgm t 9:17 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

pstd by yz t 9:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

ʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯs pɐ nıǝɐ
pstd by k t 9:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

Y knw wh ls htd vwls? Tht's rght. Htlr.
pstd by spc80 t 9:17 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Lrm psm dlr st mt, cnscttr dpscng lt. Fsc psr, mgn st mt lcts vnnts, rc mgn frngll rss, n hndrrt spn vlt sm. Vstblm smpr, ns t lcts lcn, lcs nq lbrts nbh, c mlsd dm psm t nt. Qsq vvrr pllntsq rn. Mcns grvd. Mcns t mss. Crbtr hndrrt, nm tmps rhncs prt, mss fls gsts rn, st mt ccmsn rs mrs nc lrm. n cls dm nc fls. Fsc d d trtr grvd tmps. ntgr gt nq nn lrm sscpt prt. Sspndss vvrr ntrdm jst. Dnc lmntm lfnd mss.

Sd sd lt n prs frngll cndmntm. n sscpt ns qs l. Cm scs ntq pntbs t mgns ds prtrnt mnts, nsctr rdcls ms. t vltpt. Mrs ltrcs smd g. n ltrcs psm tmps g. Qsq t l. Vvms st mt d. Mrb tncdnt, lgl lcts llmcrpr, mrs nsl psr m, nn crss dm dm d lt. Pllntsq hbtnt mrb trstq sncts t nts t mlsd fms c trps gsts. tm lrt nbh vl lbr. Fsc qs nll gt psm sgtts vltpt. Nllm frmntm.
pstd by ntsj t 9:18 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wh3n p30pl3 s4y, "th3r3 1s n0 c4b4l", 1 Vs3d t th1nk th3y w3r3 ly1ng. N0w 1 jVst th1nk "0h, h0w n4v3".
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:18 AM n prl 1, 2009

("n41v3", n4tch)
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:19 AM n prl 1, 2009

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( \      (  ___  )( \      
| (      | (   ) || (      
| |      | |   | || |      
| |      | |   | || |      
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| (____/\| (___) || (____/\
(_______/(_______)(_______/

pstd by ntsj t 9:19 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Smd, smn's gng t ntc tht 'v bn flly, nt jst prtlly, dsmvwld.
pstd by chrdrc t 9:20 AM n prl 1, 2009

104;105;108;97;114;105;111;117;115;33;
pstd by dnsdrm t 9:21 AM n prl 1, 2009

&ct;w! S&ct;m&ct;&ct;n&ct; fvrt&ct;d &ct;n K&ct;tt&ct;l&ct;s' c&ct;mm&ct;nt!
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:21 AM n prl 1, 2009

my s1st3r w@s b1tt3n by @ møøs3
pstd by pyrmd trmt t 9:22 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

n hs hs t R'lyh dd Cthlh wts drmng
pstd by Jnrkhm t 9:22 AM n prl 1, 2009

Éw! Sóméóné fvrtéd ón Káttúlús' cómmént!
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:23 AM n prl 1, 2009

ld McDnld hd frm
nd n ths frm h hd sm dcks
Wth qck qck hr nd qck qck thr
Hr qck thr qck vrywhr qck qck

tc.
pstd by Tn Mn t 9:25 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

tl;dr
pstd by stbby phllps t 9:25 AM n prl 1, 2009

s0mé0né's g1ng t0 é@t @ b@g 0f dücks béc@üs 0f th1s.
pstd by Cld Lrky t 9:25 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ämpërsänd-sëmïcölön ëntïtïës wörk töö, büt yöü hävë tö pästë thëm fröm lïvë prëvïëw.
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:27 AM n prl 1, 2009

llwt?
pstd by chmpthm t 9:28 AM n prl 1, 2009

rc ht n s ybb ht gm
pstd by pnmvr t 9:29 AM n prl 1, 2009

T69;ST
Tx45;ST
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:29 AM n prl 1, 2009

Í'm ónly cómméntíng ín thís thréád tó gét dísémvówélléd.

Wáít. Í thínk Í scréwéd thís úp.
pstd by grvnty t 9:30 AM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by mcytc t 9:31 AM n prl 1, 2009

mstly jst wntd t s my wrds wtht vwls, ll.
pstd by Fdy t 9:32 AM n prl 1, 2009

'll cntr txt cmprssn wth xpndng txt

                        _       _             _           
 _ __ _____      ____ _| |__   | |__   __ _  | |_        
| '_ ` _ \ \ /\ / / _` | '_ \  | '_ \ / _` | | '_ 
| | | | | \ V  V / (_| | | | | | | | | (_| | | | 
|_| |_| |_|\_/\_/ \__,_|_| |_| |_| |_|\__,_| |_| 
                                                          

bndwth xcdd

pstd by hppytd t 9:32 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wnt t b dsmvwlld fr th frst tm, t s wht t fls lk
pstd by Lctv t 9:33 AM n prl 1, 2009

***Ỉ DỌ NỞT RỂCṎGNịZỄ YỖỪR PỮNY DỊSẾMVỚWỀLỈNGS***
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:35 AM n prl 1, 2009

Thịs ịs prẹtty clẹạn. Hẹy gụys, whạt dọẹs thẹ dọt stạnd fọr?
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:37 AM n prl 1, 2009

WTF??

WWJD*??



*Whåt wøüld jyssåmyn dø?
pstd by Mstr_ t 9:37 AM n prl 1, 2009

vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl vwl
pstd by lclhmn t 9:37 AM n prl 1, 2009

Rlly fcks p grsmnky scrpts. SCRN SCRP FL!
pstd by tm lwky t 9:38 AM n prl 1, 2009

托德勒肯
pstd by snk t 9:39 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mr lk

"Wh Wld jssmyn dsmvwl?" spps.
pstd by Mstr_ t 9:39 AM n prl 1, 2009

s ths frm Th nn?
pstd by pnmvr t 9:39 AM n prl 1, 2009

℮v℮n b℮tt℮r
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:39 AM n prl 1, 2009

Yõü cän täk my vöwls, büt yõü cän nvr täk my frdöm!
pstd by dnl_chrms t 9:41 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Ths cld nly b mprvd by mkng th thrd n Cmc Sns.
pstd by grs t 9:44 AM n prl 1, 2009

BRRRRRRP
STỊCK 'ỄM
ỪH ỪH HỪH
STỊCK 'ỄM
BRRRRRRP
STỊCK 'ỄM
ỪH ỪH HỪH
STỊCK 'ỄM
pstd by flpjx t mdnt t 9:44 AM n prl 1, 2009

Sm wrds r mmn t ths trtmnt. Tk "fcktrd" fr xmpl. vn wth th vwls gn, y knw t's stll "fcktrd". S? Fcktrd fcktrd fcktrd. N mstkng tht n! Nw, lt's try t wtht th cnsnnts!



S? Y cn tll t sys "fcktrd" jst by th wy th mpty pxls r lgnd. mzng!
pstd by Mstr_ t 9:45 AM n prl 1, 2009

"Dr Gd, y md mny, mny pr ppl.
rlz, f crs, tht t's n shm t b pr.
Bt t's n grt hnr thr!
S, wht wld hv bn s trrbl f hd smll frtn?"

f wr rch mn,
Y h ddl ddl, bbb bbb ddl ddl dm.
ll dy lng 'd bddy bddy bm.
f wr wlthy mn.
wldn't hv t wrk hrd.
Y h ddl ddl, bbb bbb ddl ddl dm.
f wr bddy bddy rch,
Ydl-dddl-ddl-ddl mn.

'd bld bg tll hs wth rms by th dzn,
Rght n th mddl f th twn.
fn tn rf wth rl wdn flrs blw.
Thr wld b n lng strcs jst gng p,
nd n vn lngr cmng dwn,
nd n mr ldng nwhr, jst fr shw.

'd fll my yrd wth chcks nd trkys nd gs nd dcks
Fr th twn t s nd hr.
(nsrt)Sqwkng jst s nsly s thy cn. (nd nsrt)
Wth ch ld "chp" "swqwk" "hnk" "qck"
Wld lnd lk trmpt n th r,
s f t sy "Hr lvs wlthy mn."

f wr rch mn,
Y h ddl ddl, bbb bbb ddl ddl dm.
ll dy lng 'd bddy bddy bm.
f wr wlthy mn.
wldn't hv t wrk hrd.
Y h ddl ddl, bbb bbb ddl ddl dm.
f wr bddy bddy rch,
Ydl-dddl-ddl-ddl mn.

s my wf, my Gld, lkng lk rch mn's wf
Wth prpr dbl-chn.
Sprvsng mls t hr hrt's dlght.
s hr pttng n rs nd strttng lk pcck.
y, wht hppy md sh's n.
Scrmng t th srvnts, dy nd nght.

Th mst mprtnt mn n twn wld cm t fwn n m!
Thy wld sk m t dvs thm,
Lk Slmn th Ws.
"f y pls, Rb Tvy..."
"Prdn m, Rb Tvy..."
Psng prblms tht wld crss rbb's ys!

nd t wn't mk n bt f dffrnc f nswr rght r wrng.
Whn y'r rch, thy thnk y rlly knw!

f wr rch, 'd hv th tm tht lck
T st n th syngg nd pry.
nd myb hv st by th strn wll.
nd 'd dscss th hly bks wth th lrnd mn, svrl hrs vry dy.
Tht wld b th swtst thng f ll.

f wr rch mn,
Y h ddl ddl, bbb bbb ddl ddl dm.
ll dy lng 'd bddy bddy bm.
f wr wlthy mn.
wldn't hv t wrk hrd.
Y h ddl ddl, bbb bbb ddl ddl dm.

Lrd wh md th ln nd th lmb,
Y dcrd shld b wht m.
Wld t spl sm vst trnl pln?
f wr wlthy mn.
pstd by Lmrrh t 9:45 AM n prl 1, 2009

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pstd by rstzkt t 9:46 AM n prl 1, 2009

Bg rprt: vwls r stll pprng n Rcnt ctvty.

DMND RPRTNS
pstd by k t 9:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

Thgh ths s hlrs, dn't knw f t bts th mzng MF kldscp f clr frm ws t lst yr?
pstd by nnmrc t 9:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

Bffl bffl Bffl bffl bffl bffl Bffl bffl
pstd by nt_n_dsply t 9:48 AM n prl 1, 2009

Gmm n M
Gmm n
Gmm T
Gmm n
Gmm n F
Gmm n
Gmm n L
Gmm T
Gmm n
Gmm n R

Wht's tht spll?

MTFLTR!
pstd by Tn Mn t 9:49 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ịn thẹ nạmẹ ọf thẹ mọst họly ạnd ịndịvịdụạl Trịnịty: Bẹ ịt knọwn tọ ạll, ạnd ẹvẹry ọnẹ whọm ịt mạy cọncẹrn, ọr tọ whọm ịn ạny mạnnẹr ịt mạy bẹlọng, Thạt fọr mạny Yẹạrs pạst, Dịscọrds ạnd Cịvịl Dịvịsịọns bẹịng stịr’d ụp ịn thẹ Rọmạn Ẹmpịrẹ, whịch ịncrẹạs’d tọ sụch ạ dẹgrẹẹ, thạt nọt ọnly ạll Gẹrmạny, bụt ạlsọ thẹ nẹịghbọụrịng Kịngdọms, ạnd Frạncẹ pạrtịcụlạrly, hạvẹ bẹẹn ịnvọlv’d ịn thẹ Dịsọrdẹrs ọf ạ lọng ạnd crụẹl Wạr: Ạnd ịn thẹ fịrst plạcẹ, bẹtwẹẹn thẹ mọst Sẹrẹnẹ ạnd mọst Pụịssạnt Prịncẹ ạnd Lọrd, Fẹrdịnạnd thẹ Sẹcọnd, ọf fạmọụs Mẹmọry, ẹlẹctẹd Rọmạn Ẹmpẹrọr, ạlwạys Ạụgụst, Kịng ọf Gẹrmạny, Hụngạry, Bọhẹmịạ, Dạlmạtịạ, Crọạtịạ, Slạvọnịạ, Ạrch-Dụkẹ ọf Ạụstrịạ, Dụkẹ ọf Bụrgụndy, Brạbạnt, Styrịạ, Cạrịnthịạ, Cạrnịọlạ, Mạrqụịss ọf Mọrạvịạ, Dụkẹ ọf Lụxẹmbụrgh, thẹ Hịghẹr ạnd Lọwẹr Sịlẹsịạ, ọf Wịrtẹmbụrg ạnd Tẹck, Prịncẹ ọf Sụạbịạ, Cọụnt ọf Hạpsbụrg, Tịrọl, Kybụrg ạnd Gọrịtịạ, Mạrqụịss ọf thẹ Sạcrẹd Rọmạn Ẹmpịrẹ, Lọrd ọf Bụrgọvịạ, ọf thẹ Hịghẹr ạnd Lọwẹr Lụsạcẹ, ọf thẹ Mạrqụịsạtẹ ọf Slạvọnịạ, ọf Pọrt Nạọn ạnd Sạlịnẹs, wịth hịs Ạllịẹs ạnd Ạdhẹrẹnts ọn ọnẹ sịdẹ; ạnd thẹ mọst Sẹrẹnẹ, ạnd thẹ mọst Pụịssạnt Prịncẹ, Lẹwịs thẹ Thịrtẹẹnth, mọst Chrịstịạn Kịng ọf Frạncẹ ạnd Nạvạrrẹ, wịth hịs Ạllịẹs ạnd Ạdhẹrẹnts ọn thẹ ọthẹr sịdẹ. Ạnd ạftẹr thẹịr Dẹcẹạsẹ, bẹtwẹẹn thẹ mọst Sẹrẹnẹ ạnd Pụịssạnt Prịncẹ ạnd Lọrd, Fẹrdịnạnd thẹ Thịrd, ẹlẹctẹd Rọmạn Ẹmpẹrọr, ạlwạys Ạụgụst, Kịng ọf Gẹrmạny, Hụngạry, Bọhẹmịạ, Dạlmạtịạ, Crọạtịạ, Slạvọnịạ, Ạrch-Dụkẹ ọf Ạụstrịạ, Dụkẹ ọf Bụrgụndy, Brạbạnt, Styrịạ, Cạrịnthịạ, Cạrnịọlạ, Mạrqụịss ọf Mọrạvịạ, Dụkẹ ọf Lụxẹmbụrg, ọf thẹ Hịghẹr ạnd Lọwẹr Sịlẹsịạ, ọf Wịrtẹmbụrg ạnd Tẹck, Prịncẹ ọf Sụạbịạ, Cọụnt ọf Hạpsbụrg, Tịrọl, Kybụrg ạnd Gọrịtịạ, Mạrqụịss ọf thẹ Sạcrẹd Rọmạn Ẹmpịrẹ, Bụrgọvịạ, thẹ Hịghẹr ạnd Lọwẹr Lụsạcẹ, Lọrd ọf thẹ Mạrqụịsạtẹ ọf Slạvọnịạ, ọf Pọrt Nạọn ạnd Sạlịnẹs, wịth hịs Ạllịẹs ạnd Ạdhẹrẹnts ọn thẹ ọnẹ sịdẹ; ạnd thẹ mọst Sẹrẹnẹ ạnd mọst Pụịssạnt Prịncẹ ạnd Lọrd, Lẹwịs thẹ Fọụrtẹẹnth, mọst Chrịstịạn Kịng ọf Frạncẹ ạnd Nạvạrrẹ, wịth hịs Ạllịẹs ạnd Ạdhẹrẹnts ọn thẹ ọthẹr sịdẹ: frọm whẹncẹ ẹnsụ’d grẹạt Ẹffụsịọn ọf Chrịstịạn Blọọd, ạnd thẹ Dẹsọlạtịọn ọf sẹvẹrạl Prọvịncẹs. Ịt hạs ạt lạst hạppẹn’d, by thẹ ẹffẹct ọf Dịvịnẹ Gọọdnẹss, sẹcọndẹd by thẹ Ẹndẹạvọụrs ọf thẹ mọst Sẹrẹnẹ Rẹpụblịck ọf Vẹnịcẹ, whọ ịn thịs sạd tịmẹ, whẹn ạll Chrịstẹndọm ịs ịmbrọịl’d, hạs nọt cẹạs’d tọ cọntrịbụtẹ ịts Cọụnsẹls fọr thẹ pụblịck Wẹlfạrẹ ạnd Trạnqụịllịty; sọ thạt ọn thẹ sịdẹ, ạnd thẹ ọthẹr, thẹy hạvẹ fọrm’d Thọụghts ọf ạn ụnịvẹrsạl Pẹạcẹ. Ạnd fọr thịs pụrpọsẹ, by ạ mụtụạl Ạgrẹẹmẹnt ạnd Cọvẹnạnt ọf bọth Pạrtys, ịn thẹ yẹạr ọf ọụr Lọrd 1641. thẹ 25th ọf Dẹcẹmbẹr, N.S. ọr thẹ 15th Ọ.S. ịt wạs rẹsọlv’d ạt Hạmbụrgh, tọ họld ạn Ạssẹmbly ọf Plẹnịpọtẹntịạry Ạmbạssạdọrs, whọ shọụld rẹndẹr thẹmsẹlvẹs ạt Mụnstẹr ạnd Ọsnạbrụg ịn Wẹstphạlịạ thẹ 11th ọf Jụly, N.S. ọr thẹ 1st ọf thẹ sạịd mọnth Ọ.S. ịn thẹ yẹạr 1643. Thẹ Plẹnịpọtẹntịạry Ạmbạssạdọrs ọn thẹ ọnẹ sịdẹ, ạnd thẹ ọthẹr, dụly ẹstạblịsh’d, ạppẹạrịng ạt thẹ prẹfịxt tịmẹ, ạnd ọn thẹ bẹhạlf ọf hịs Ịmpẹrịạl Mạjẹsty, thẹ mọst ịllụstrịọụs ạnd mọst ẹxcẹllẹnt Lọrd, Mạxịmịlịạn Cọụnt ọf Trạụtmạnsdọrf ạnd Wẹịnsbẹrg, Bạrọn ọf Glẹịchẹnbẹrg, Nẹụstạdt, Nẹgạn, Bụrgạụ, ạnd Tọrzẹnbạch, Lọrd ọf Tẹịnịtz, Knịght ọf thẹ Gọldẹn Flẹẹcẹ, Prịvy Cọụnsẹllọr ạnd Chạmbẹrlạịn tọ hịs Ịmpẹrịạl Sạcrẹd Mạjẹsty, ạnd Stẹwạrd ọf hịs Họụshọld; thẹ Lọrd Jọhn Lẹwịs, Cọụnt ọf Nạssạụ, Cạtzẹnẹllẹbọgẹn, Vịạndẹn, ạnd Dịẹtz, Lọrd ọf Bịlstẹịn, Prịvy Cọụnsẹllọr tọ thẹ Ẹmpẹrọr, ạnd Knịght ọf thẹ Gọldẹn Flẹẹcẹ; Mọnsịẹụr Ịsạạc Vọlmạmạrụs, Dọctọr ọf Lạw, Cọụnsẹllọr, ạnd Prẹsịdẹnt ịn thẹ Chạmbẹr ọf thẹ mọst Sẹrẹnẹ Lọrd Ạrch-Dụkẹ Fẹrdịnạnd Chạrlẹs. Ạnd ọn thẹ bẹhạlf ọf thẹ mọst Chrịstịạn Kịng, thẹ mọst ẹmịnẹnt Prịncẹ ạnd Lọrd, Hẹnry ọf Ọrlẹạns, Dụkẹ ọf Lọngụẹvịllẹ, ạnd Ẹstọụtẹvịllẹ, Prịncẹ ạnd Sọvẹrẹịgn Cọụnt ọf Nẹụschạftẹl, Cọụnt ọf Dụnọịs ạnd Tạncẹrvịllẹ, Hẹrẹdịtạry Cọnstạblẹ ọf Nọrmạndy, Gọvẹrnọr ạnd Lịẹụtẹnạnt-Gẹnẹrạl ọf thẹ sạmẹ Prọvịncẹ, Cạptạịn ọf thẹ Cẹnt Họmmẹs d’Ạrms, ạnd Knịght ọf thẹ Kịng’s Ọrdẹrs, ∓c. ạs ạlsọ thẹ mọst ịllụstrịọụs ạnd mọst ẹxcẹllẹnt Lọrds, Clạụdẹ dẹ Mẹsmẹs, Cọụnt d’Ạvạụx, Cọmmạndẹr ọf thẹ sạịd Kịng’s Ọrdẹrs, ọnẹ ọf thẹ Sụpẹrịntẹndẹnts ọf thẹ Fịnạncẹs, ạnd Mịnịstẹr ọf thẹ Kịngdọm ọf Frạncẹ ∓c. ạnd Ạbẹl Sẹrvịẹn, Cọụnt lạ Rọchẹ ọf Ạụbịẹrs, ạlsọ ọnẹ ọf thẹ Mịnịstẹrs ọf thẹ Kịngdọm ọf Frạncẹ. Ạnd by thẹ Mẹdịạtịọn ạnd Ịntẹrpọsịtịọn ọf thẹ mọst ịllụstrịọụs ạnd mọst ẹxcẹllẹnt Ạmbạssạdọr ạnd Sẹnạtọr ọf Vẹnịcẹ, Ạlọysịụs Cọntạrịnị Knịght, whọ fọr thẹ spạcẹ ọf fịvẹ Yẹạrs, ọr thẹrẹạbọụts, wịth grẹạt Dịlịgẹncẹ, ạnd ạ Spịrịt ịntịrẹly ịmpạrtịạl, hạs bẹẹn ịnclịn’d tọ bẹ ạ Mẹdịạtọr ịn thẹsẹ Ạffạịrs. Ạftẹr hạvịng ịmplọr’d thẹ Dịvịnẹ Ạssịstạncẹ, ạnd rẹcẹịv’d ạ rẹcịprọcạl Cọmmụnịcạtịọn ọf Lẹttẹrs, Cọmmịssịọns, ạnd fụll Pọwẹrs, thẹ Cọpys ọf whịch ạrẹ ịnsẹrtẹd ạt thẹ ẹnd ọf thịs Trẹạty, ịn thẹ prẹsẹncẹ ạnd wịth thẹ cọnsẹnt ọf thẹ Ẹlẹctọrs ọf thẹ Sạcrẹd Rọmạn Ẹmpịrẹ, thẹ ọthẹr Prịncẹs ạnd Stạtẹs, tọ thẹ Glọry ọf Gọd, ạnd thẹ Bẹnẹfịt ọf thẹ Chrịstịạn Wọrld, thẹ fọllọwịng Ạrtịclẹs hạvẹ bẹẹn ạgrẹẹd ọn ạnd cọnsẹntẹd tọ, ạnd thẹ sạmẹ rụn thụs.
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:50 AM n prl 1, 2009 [13 favorites]

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pstd by chrsmllr t 9:51 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

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pstd by spcl-k t 9:51 AM n prl 1, 2009

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pstd by ksltz t 9:52 AM n prl 1, 2009

smllr typ fnt wld sv mny, rght?
pstd by jspr411 t 9:52 AM n prl 1, 2009

áscíí árístótlé sáys:
'thé prímé móvér cálléd. hé wánts hís vówéls báck.'
pstd by ksltz t 9:52 AM n prl 1, 2009

Dsmvwllng n pc thrd.
pstd by mnfgs t 9:53 AM n prl 1, 2009

Wth ll th spc svd by txt cmprssn, srly y cn trn mgs bck n fr ths thrd..... + |MG
pstd by ds t 9:54 AM n prl 1, 2009

(T∓mp;#x45;ST)
(Tx45;ST)
(T∓mp;#69;ST)
(T69;ST)
(T∓mp;∓mp;#x23;x45;ST)
(Tx45;ST)
(T∓mp;#69;ST)
(T69;ST)
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 9:57 AM n prl 1, 2009

gddmn! lv ths plc!
pstd by mscndct t 9:57 AM n prl 1, 2009

spc svng lvs rm fr mgs!
pstd by ds t 10:00 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ι dοn't sее whаt аll thе fυss іs аbоυt.
pstd by Jhnny ssy t 10:01 AM n prl 1, 2009 [14 favorites]

Bt m, ll f y.
pstd by mrxchvst t 10:02 AM n prl 1, 2009

_{spécíl chét: yóü c}^{n séé ll vówéls whé}n _{yóü hít prévíéw.}
pstd by ksltz t 10:03 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Nt grt prnk, bt t lst y dd smthng. gv y n f fr Ffrt.
pstd by mds35 t 10:05 AM n prl 1, 2009

’m nọw hẹrẹ ịn thẹ hạmptọns, ạt wạtẹrmịll. Ạnd Ị dọn’t rẹạlly knọw họw Ị gọt hẹrẹ... ịt cạmẹ ọụt ọf thẹ blụẹ . Ị mẹạn knọw Bọb Wịlsọn frọm stọrịẹs, ọr by lọọkịng ịntọ bọọks, bụt ọthẹrwịsẹ Ị dọn’t knọw hịm pẹrsọnạlly; ạnd sọ Ị wạs jụst ịnvịtẹd, ạnd Ị’m vẹry hạppy tọ bẹ hẹrẹ, bụt Ị dọn’t knọw whạt hạppẹns. Yọụ shọụld ạsk Bọb Wịlsọn why hẹ ịnvịtẹd mẹ. Ị ạm dọịng ạ bịg ịnstạllạtịọn hẹrẹ. Ị hạvẹ ạ cạrtẹ blạnchẹ, Ị cạn dọ whạtẹvẹr Ị wạnt. Ụm, Ị hạvẹ scạrchẹs hẹrẹ. Ị wịll dọ ạ pẹrfọrmạncẹ; Ị wịll plạy ạrọụnd wịth thẹ stụff thạt ịs ạrọụnd. Ị wạnt tọ cọmmẹnt ọn thẹ thịngs ịn ạ vẹry plạyfụl wạy. Ụm, Ị wạnt tọ wọrshịp Mạrlẹnẹ Dịẹtrịch ạnd Scạrlẹtt Jọhạnssọn. Yẹạh, thẹ Mạrlẹnẹ Dịẹtrịch shọẹs Ị sạw hẹrẹ thrẹẹ mọnth ạgọ, ạnd thẹn thẹrẹ wạs thẹ dẹcịsịọn tọ sạy thịs wạs ạll dẹdịcạtẹd tọ Mạrlẹnẹ Dịẹtrịch whọ ịs pụrẹ mẹtạbọlịsm. Shẹ ịs lạdy mẹtạbọlịsm lịkẹ Scạrlẹtt Jọhạnssọn. Shẹ smẹlls lịkẹ rẹvọlụtịọn. Scạrlẹtt Jọhạnssọn ạnd Mạrlẹnẹ Dịẹtrịch ạrẹ, ịn fạct thẹ sạmẹ pẹrsọn; ịt’s lịkẹ Pịcạssọ. Sọ wẹ hạvẹ tọ cọmẹ hẹrẹ ạnd ạccẹpt thẹsẹ hụmạn bẹịngs ạrẹ, ịn fạct, bạby ạnịmạls. Ạnd thạt wẹ hạvẹ tọ plạy wịth thẹm. Whẹthẹr thẹy ạrẹ dẹạd ọr lịvịng, thạt dọẹsn’t mẹạn ạnythịng, bẹcạụsẹ thẹy ạrẹ ạll pụrẹ mẹtạbọlịsm. Ạlsọ Bọb Wịlsọn ịs pụrẹst mẹtạbọlịsm. Lịkẹ mẹ. Lịkẹ ạrt. Ạrt ịs plạyịng. Tọtạl plạy. Tọtạl rẹvọlụtịọn. Ạnd ạll pẹọplẹ whọ plạy ạrẹ frịẹnds. Ạnd Bọb Wịlsọn plạys, ạnd thạt’s why hẹ ịnvịtẹd mẹ, mạybẹ. Bẹcạụsẹ hẹ wạnts sọmẹbọdy tọ plạy wịth hịs stụff. Ạnd Ị ạlwạys sạy ịt’s thẹ Dịctạtọrshịp ọf Ạrt thạt wịll bẹ thẹ rụlẹr, ọr thẹ rụlẹ ọf thẹ fụtụrẹ. Thẹ Dịctạtọrshịp ọf Ạrt ịs thẹ họly grạịl. Thẹrẹ wịll bẹ nọ pọlịtịcạl pạrty ẹxcẹpt ạrt. Ụh, wẹ dọn’t nẹẹd pọlịtịcạl lẹạdẹrs. Wẹ nẹẹd ạrt ạs thẹ tọtạl lẹạdẹrshịp; ạnd thạt’s whạt Ị’m hẹrẹ fọr. Ạnd thịs wịll hạppẹn ịn Gẹrmạny, ịt wịll stạrt ịn Gẹrmạny ịn thẹ Rẹịchstạg ịn Bẹrlịn. Thịs bịggẹst pọssịblẹ rẹvọlụtịọn wịll stạrt thẹrẹ. Thẹ Dịctạtọrshịp ọf Ạrt. Ịt’s lọgịcạl. Ịt’s ạn ịnstịnct. Ịt’s ạn ịnstịnct thạt ịt wịll stạrt ịn Gẹrmạny. Bụt ịt’s ạlrẹạdy gọọd thạt ịt ạlrẹạdy cạmẹ tọ Nẹw Yọrk, ịt cạmẹ tọ thẹ Hạmptọns, ịt cạmẹ tọ Jạpạn, tọ Chịnạ. Ịt’s stịll vẹry smạll, bụt ịt wịll bẹ bịg, bịg, bịg. Thẹ bịggẹst pọssịblẹ rẹvọlụtịọn wịll cọmẹ frọm rẹvọlụtịọn nọt frọm hụmạn bẹịngs. Why ạrẹ wẹ nọt ạccẹptịng thạt brẹạthịng ịs ạrt, gọịng tọ thẹ tọịlẹt ịs ạrt? Thạt ịs thẹ bẹgịnnịng. Bẹcạụsẹ wẹ hạvẹ tọ dọ ịt. Ị ạm ọnly ịntẹrẹstẹd ịn thẹ tọtạl nẹcẹssịtịẹs. Thẹrẹ ạrẹ thịngs whẹrẹ yọụ cạnnọt dẹcịdẹ, whẹrẹ ịt stạrts tọ bẹ ịntẹrẹstịng. Tọ brẹạthẹ ịs nọ dẹcịsịọn. Ịf yọụ ạrẹ nọt brẹạthịng yọụ ạrẹ dẹạd. Thẹ sụn rụlẹs mẹ. Lịkẹ ạrt. Thẹ sụn ịs ạrt. Bụt ịt dọẹsn’t nẹẹd mẹ. Ạnd thịs ịs sọ bẹạụtịfụl. Thẹrẹ ịs ạlsọ bịg dịffẹrẹncẹ bẹtwẹẹn cụltụrẹ ạnd ạrt. Ịf sọmẹthịng ịs cụltịvạtẹd ịt ịs ạlrẹạdy gọnẹ. Ịt’s thẹn ạlrẹạdy ịn thẹ hạnds ọf gọvẹrnmẹnts... ọf ọthẹr pẹọplẹ... ọf grọụps. Ạrt ịs sọmẹthịng dịffẹrẹnt. Ạrt ịs lịkẹ tọys wịth whịch bạbịẹs plạy. Bạby ạnịmạls. Thẹ smẹll ọf Scạrlẹtt Jọhạnssọn ịs ạrt. Yẹạh. Bẹcạụsẹ ịt’s rẹvọlụtịọnạry. Yọụ cạn smẹll ịt ịn Bẹrlịn. Yọụ cạn smẹll ịt ịn Jạpạn. Lịkẹ Mạrlẹnẹ Dịẹtrịch’s brẹạth. Yọụ hẹạr ịt ịn Tọkyọ, ịn Chịnạ. Yọụ… yọụ lịstẹn tọ ịt.. ọn thẹ Nọrth Pọlẹ. Thịs ịs whạt ịs ịntẹrẹstịng. Thạt’s thẹ bạsẹ. Wẹ hạvẹ tọ bẹ hụmblẹ ạnd tọ ụndẹrstạnd thạt wẹ ạrẹ nọt ịmpọrtạnt. Wẹ hạvẹ nọ sọụl, wẹ dọn’t nẹẹd ịt. Bụt wẹ ạlwạys prẹtẹnd thạt ẹvẹrythịng ịs ạbọụt ụs. Wẹ ạlwạys sạy thịs grạss ịs hẹrẹ bẹcạụsẹ ọf ụs. Nọ, ịt ịs nọt hẹrẹ bẹcạụsẹ ọf ụs. ..ọr..ọr..ọr..thịs pạpẹr ịs nọt ịntẹrẹstẹd ịn mẹ. Thạt ịs bẹạụty. Ịt ịs nọt ịntẹrẹstẹd ịn my ẹxịstẹncẹ. Wẹ ạrẹ jụst ọnẹ lịttlẹ thịng ịn ạ bịg sọụp, ạnd thạt’s gọọd. Yẹạh. Ịt’s vẹry dịffịcụlt fọr mẹ tọ ẹxplạịn thịs ịn Gẹrm..ịn Ẹnglịsh, Ịn Gẹrmạn ịt’s ạlrẹạdy sọ dịffịcụlt, bẹcạụsẹ, ụm, Ị’m sọmẹhọw ạt thẹ frọnt ọf sọmẹthịng. Ị’m ịn ạ plạcẹ whẹrẹ nọbọdy ẹlsẹ ịs. Wẹ wạnt tọ fẹẹl ẹvẹrythịng. Thạt’s ọụr, thạt’s thẹ họrrọr. Wẹ hạvẹ tọ plạy. Wẹ hạvẹ tọ plạy wịthọụt rịtụạl. Thẹrẹ ịs nọ ạltẹrnạtịvẹ. Thịs wịll hạppẹn. Mạybẹ ịt tạkẹs ọnẹ mọrẹ yẹạr, mạybẹ tẹn mọrẹ yẹạrs, mạybẹ 1000, bụt ịt wịll hạppẹn. Thẹ Dịctạtọrshịp ọf Ạrt hạppẹns. Thẹrẹ ịs nọ wạy ọụt. Thẹrẹ ịs nọ ạltẹrnạtịvẹ.
pstd by dgcn t 10:06 AM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

n wndrs whthr ths wld wrk. n wll fnd t, n sspcts.
pstd by drsns t 10:06 AM n prl 1, 2009

Gr8! Bst 5$ vr!

Pny rqst: mbl.mtfltr.cm fr s pk srs?

Pstd frm my Pk Prnt!
pstd by bnhd t 10:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

F41L
pstd by drsns t 10:07 AM n prl 1, 2009

'd lv t gt n n ths, bt n wy m rdng ths mny dsmvwlld cmmnts.
pstd by nnyknw t 10:09 AM n prl 1, 2009

ls, ths s wsm. sspctd Mtt's twts wr ll prt f th pln.
pstd by nnyknw t 10:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

"Ms Fnd ¡n ạ Lbry"
pstd by Rhm t 10:10 AM n prl 1, 2009

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆'𝒔 𝒗𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒍s?
pstd by rthgnlty t 10:10 AM n prl 1, 2009 [3 favorites]

hrd tht wrkprnt vrsn f th Wlvrn mv gt lkd. Thght t ws jk. Prhps nt thgh.
pstd by Crry t 10:11 AM n prl 1, 2009

srt f lv ths.
pstd by jrsygrl t 10:14 AM n prl 1, 2009

tl;dr
pstd by rcb t 10:17 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Fr yrs 'v bn wtchng ths plc tghtn th blt, scl bck, nd shft ts srs n th nm f th lmghty dllr. Ths s th lst strw. dmt y r wrng t dsmvwl th srs r wll ct ff my rght hnd!
pstd by crsnb t 10:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

rd ths whl thrd, nw my hd hrts.
pstd by nfdlZmb t 10:17 AM n prl 1, 2009

ths thrd nds mr fldst
pstd by bphmt t 10:18 AM n prl 1, 2009

l thght ths ws prtty wk ntl l gt t th cmmnts. Wll plyd, sr.
pstd by wtytrf t 10:19 AM n prl 1, 2009

sms fn t m. Kp p th gd wrk!
pstd by ptrc t 10:21 AM n prl 1, 2009

Hh. Y cn rd th thrd jst fn n Prvw md. Sckrs.
pstd by yt t 10:22 AM n prl 1, 2009

THË HËÄVY MËTÄL ÜMLÄÜT RËVÖLT STÄRTS HËRË:

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pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 10:23 AM n prl 1, 2009

Y mgnfcnt bstrd.
pstd by dbrh t 10:24 AM n prl 1, 2009

Fìnàlly, àn àdvàntàgè tò bèìng à èùròpèàn MèFìtè...
pstd by rmkmmy t 10:25 AM n prl 1, 2009

Pp.
pstd by Th Wrld Fms t 10:28 AM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by mlrp t 10:29 AM n prl 1, 2009

wk p t mss ths fn, drn
pstd by mrzrqn t 10:31 AM n prl 1, 2009

n rdctd BngBng cmmnts, th wrds kll nd kll dsmvwl nt th sm lttrs.
pstd by dfnstrtn t 10:34 AM n prl 1, 2009

#1 w0vld @ctv@lly b3 @n 1mpr0v3m3nt.
pstd by Jltch t 10:35 AM n prl 1, 2009

Y my hv fnd th ky t mddl st pc hr. Jst rdc vryn's ftprnt.
pstd by mbrs t 10:36 AM n prl 1, 2009

jst wnt t s my nm wtht th bwls.
pstd by sxclrs t 10:36 AM n prl 1, 2009

mmmm mn wtht th vwls....
pstd by sxclrs t 10:37 AM n prl 1, 2009

MtFltr hs fnlly rtrnd t ts Wlsh rts. Cngrts.
pstd by Sptch t 10:40 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Nc n.

Nbdy bthrd t tll jssmyn?
pstd by bckstplt t 10:45 AM n prl 1, 2009

wht's ll ths, thn?
pstd by gngrbr t 10:45 AM n prl 1, 2009

Pny Rqst: Chng "fvrts" prmnntly t "fvrts".
pstd by cmgnzlz t 10:47 AM n prl 1, 2009

Dth t nggrs nd Jws!
pstd by Crry t 10:48 AM n prl 1, 2009

Mynd yøü møøsé bịtés cän bé prétty nästy.
pstd by mbt t 10:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

Pstng n thrd
pstd by m0nm0n t 10:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

HLP MY HD FLL FF.
pstd by mbt t 10:51 AM n prl 1, 2009

Thánkfûlly í stíll rémémbér thésé vówéls fróm týpíng ín Spáñísh.
pstd by lqrdnlf t 10:56 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Thіs іs еmvοwеllеr2.html, wіth nο υmlаυts bυt fοr cаpіtаl Ü. Аnyοnе knοw οf а gοοd lοοkаlіkе?
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 10:57 AM n prl 1, 2009

Crtx ccdntlly ll th vwls!
pstd by DV t 10:57 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Wẹ'rẹ ạlsọ gọịng tọ try tọ rẹclạịm sọmẹ bạndwịdth cọsts by rẹdcịng thẹ fọọtprịnt ọf Mẹtạtạlk thrẹạds

Why nọt sẹ ạ smạllẹr fọnt ịnstẹạd?
pstd by DrmrF t 10:59 AM n prl 1, 2009

| g0t y3r bnkw|dth s4v|ngs r|ght h3r, mf:

Trty f Wstphl
Pc Trty btwn th Hly Rmn mprr nd
th Kng f Frnc nd thr rspctv lls.

n th nm f th mst hly nd ndvdl Trnty: B t knwn t ll, nd vry n whm t my cncrn, r t whm n ny mnnr t my blng, Tht fr mny Yrs pst, Dscrds nd Cvl Dvsns bng str'd p n th Rmn mpr, whch ncrs'd t sch dgr, tht nt nly ll Grmny, bt ls th nghbrng Kngdms, nd Frnc prtclrly, hv bn nvlv'd n th Dsrdrs f lng nd crl Wr: nd n th frst plc, btwn th mst Srn nd mst Pssnt Prnc nd Lrd, Frdnnd th Scnd, f fms Mmry, lctd Rmn mprr, lwys gst, Kng f Grmny, Hngry, Bhm, Dlmt, Crt, Slvn, rch-Dk f str, Dk f Brgndy, Brbnt, Styr, Crnth, Crnl, Mrqss f Mrv, Dk f Lxmbrgh, th Hghr nd Lwr Sls, f Wrtmbrg nd Tck, Prnc f Sb, Cnt f Hpsbrg, Trl, Kybrg nd Grt, Mrqss f th Scrd Rmn mpr, Lrd f Brgv, f th Hghr nd Lwr Lsc, f th Mrqst f Slvn, f Prt Nn nd Slns, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n n sd; nd th mst Srn, nd th mst Pssnt Prnc, Lws th Thrtnth, mst Chrstn Kng f Frnc nd Nvrr, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n th thr sd. nd ftr thr Dcs, btwn th mst Srn nd Pssnt Prnc nd Lrd, Frdnnd th Thrd, lctd Rmn mprr, lwys gst, Kng f Grmny, Hngry, Bhm, Dlmt, Crt, Slvn, rch-Dk f str, Dk f Brgndy, Brbnt, Styr, Crnth, Crnl, Mrqss f Mrv, Dk f Lxmbrg, f th Hghr nd Lwr Sls, f Wrtmbrg nd Tck, Prnc f Sb, Cnt f Hpsbrg, Trl, Kybrg nd Grt, Mrqss f th Scrd Rmn mpr, Brgv, th Hghr nd Lwr Lsc, Lrd f th Mrqst f Slvn, f Prt Nn nd Slns, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n th n sd; nd th mst Srn nd mst Pssnt Prnc nd Lrd, Lws th Frtnth, mst Chrstn Kng f Frnc nd Nvrr, wth hs lls nd dhrnts n th thr sd: frm whnc ns'd grt ffsn f Chrstn Bld, nd th Dsltn f svrl Prvncs. t hs t lst hppn'd, by th ffct f Dvn Gdnss, scndd by th ndvrs f th mst Srn Rpblck f Vnc, wh n ths sd tm, whn ll Chrstndm s mbrl'd, hs nt cs'd t cntrbt ts Cnsls fr th pblck Wlfr nd Trnqllty; s tht n th sd, nd th thr, thy hv frm'd Thghts f n nvrsl Pc. nd fr ths prps, by mtl grmnt nd Cvnnt f bth Prtys, n th yr f r Lrd 1641. th 25th f Dcmbr, N.S. r th 15th .S. t ws rslv'd t Hmbrgh, t hld n ssmbly f Plnptntry mbssdrs, wh shld rndr thmslvs t Mnstr nd snbrg n Wstphl th 11th f Jly, N.S. r th 1st f th sd mnth .S. n th yr 1643. Th Plnptntry mbssdrs n th n sd, nd th thr, dly stblsh'd, pprng t th prfxt tm, nd n th bhlf f hs mprl Mjsty, th mst llstrs nd mst xcllnt Lrd, Mxmln Cnt f Trtmnsdrf nd Wnsbrg, Brn f Glchnbrg, Nstdt, Ngn, Brg, nd Trznbch, Lrd f Tntz, Knght f th Gldn Flc, Prvy Cnsllr nd Chmbrln t hs mprl Scrd Mjsty, nd Stwrd f hs Hshld; th Lrd Jhn Lws, Cnt f Nss, Ctznllbgn, Vndn, nd Dtz, Lrd f Blstn, Prvy Cnsllr t th mprr, nd Knght f th Gldn Flc; Mnsr sc Vlmmrs, Dctr f Lw, Cnsllr, nd Prsdnt n th Chmbr f th mst Srn Lrd rch-Dk Frdnnd Chrls. nd n th bhlf f th mst Chrstn Kng, th mst mnnt Prnc nd Lrd, Hnry f rlns, Dk f Lngvll, nd sttvll, Prnc nd Svrgn Cnt f Nschftl, Cnt f Dns nd Tncrvll, Hrdtry Cnstbl f Nrmndy, Gvrnr nd Ltnnt-Gnrl f th sm Prvnc, Cptn f th Cnt Hmms d'rms, nd Knght f th Kng's rdrs, ∓c. s ls th mst llstrs nd mst xcllnt Lrds, Cld d Msms, Cnt d'vx, Cmmndr f th sd Kng's rdrs, n f th Sprntndnts f th Fnncs, nd Mnstr f th Kngdm f Frnc ∓c. nd bl Srvn, Cnt l Rch f brs, ls n f th Mnstrs f th Kngdm f Frnc. nd by th Mdtn nd ntrpstn f th mst llstrs nd mst xcllnt mbssdr nd Sntr f Vnc, lyss Cntrn Knght, wh fr th spc f fv Yrs, r thrbts, wth grt Dlgnc, nd Sprt ntrly mprtl, hs bn ncln'd t b Mdtr n ths ffrs. ftr hvng mplr'd th Dvn ssstnc, nd rcv'd rcprcl Cmmnctn f Lttrs, Cmmssns, nd fll Pwrs, th Cpys f whch r nsrtd t th nd f ths Trty, n th prsnc nd wth th cnsnt f th lctrs f th Scrd Rmn mpr, th thr Prncs nd Stts, t th Glry f Gd, nd th Bnft f th Chrstn Wrld, th fllwng rtcls hv bn grd n nd cnsntd t, nd th sm rn ths.

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Tht thr shll b Chrstn nd nvrsl Pc, nd prptl, tr, nd sncr mty, btwn hs Scrd mprl Mjsty, nd hs mst Chrstn Mjsty; s ls, btwn ll nd ch f th lls, nd dhrnts f hs sd mprl Mjsty, th Hs f str, nd ts Hrs, nd Sccssrs; bt chfly btwn th lctrs, Prncs, nd Stts f th mpr n th n sd; nd ll nd ch f th lls f hs sd Chrstn Mjsty, nd ll thr Hrs nd Sccssrs, chfly btwn th mst Srn Qn nd Kngdm f Swdlnd, th lctrs rspctvly, th Prncs nd Stts f th mpr, n th thr prt. Tht ths Pc nd mty b bsrv'd nd cltvtd wth sch Sncrty nd Zl, tht ch Prty shll ndvr t prcr th Bnft, Hnr nd dvntg f th thr; tht ths n ll sds thy my s ths Pc nd Frndshp n th Rmn mpr, nd th Kngdm f Frnc flrsh, by ntrtnng gd nd fthfl Nghbrhd.

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Tht thr shll b n th n sd nd th thr prptl blvn, mnsty, r Prdn f ll tht hs bn cmmttd snc th bgnnng f ths Trbls, n wht plc, r wht mnnr svr th Hstltys hv bn prcts'd, n sch mnnr, tht n bdy, ndr ny prtxt whtsvr, shll prctc ny cts f Hstlty, ntrtn ny nmty, r cs ny Trbl t ch thr; nthr s t Prsns, ffcts nd Scrtys, nthr f thmslvs r by thrs, nthr prvtly nr pnly, nthr drctly nr ndrctly, nthr ndr th clr f Rght, nr by th wy f Dd, thr wthn r wtht th xtnt f th mpr, ntwthstndng ll Cvnnts md bfr t th cntrry: Tht thy shll nt ct, r prmt t b ctd, ny wrng r njry t ny whtsvr; bt tht ll tht hs pss'd n th n sd, nd th thr, s wll bfr s drng th Wr, n Wrds, Wrtngs, nd trgs ctns, n Vlncs, Hstltys, Dmgs nd xpncs, wtht ny rspct t Prsns r Thngs, shll b ntrly blsh'd n sch mnnr tht ll tht mght b dmndd f, r prtndd t, by ch thr n tht bhlf, shll b bry'd n trnl blvn.

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nd tht rcprcl mty btwn th mprr, nd th Mst Chrstn Kng, th lctrs, Prncs nd Stts f th mpr, my b mntn'd s mch th mr frm nd sncr (t sy nthng t prsnt f th rtcl f Scrty, whch wll b mntn'd hrftr) th n shll nvr ssst th prsnt r ftr nmys f th thr ndr ny Ttl r Prtnc whtsvr, thr wth rms, Mny, Sldrs, r ny srt f mmntn; nr n n, wh s Mmbr f ths Pcfctn, shll sffr ny nmys Trps t rtr thr' r sjrn n hs Cntry.

V.

Tht th Crcl f Brgndy shll b nd cntn Mmbr f th mpr, ftr th Dspts btwn Frnc nd Spn (cmprhndd n ths Trty) shll b trmntd. Tht nvrthlss, nthr th mprr, nr ny f th Stts f th mpr, shll mddl wth th Wrs whch r nw n ft btwn thm. Tht f fr th ftr ny Dspt rss btwn ths tw Kngdms, th bvsd rcprcl blgtn f nt dng ch thrs nmys, shll lwys cntn frm btwn th mpr nd th Kngdm f Frnc, bt yt s s tht t shll b fr fr th Stts t sccr; wtht th bnds f th mpr, sch r sch Kngdms, bt stll ccrdng t th Cnstttns f th mpr.

V.

Tht th Cntrvrsy tchng Lrn shll b rfr'd t rbtrtrs nmntd by bth sds, r t shll b trmntd by Trty btwn Frnc nd Spn, r by sm thr frndly mns; nd t shll b fr s wll fr th mprr, s lctrs, Prncs nd Stts f th mpr, t d nd dvnc ths grmnt by n mcbl ntrpstn, nd thr ffcs f Pcfctn, wtht sng th frc f rms.

V.

ccrdng t ths fndtn f rcprcl mty, nd gnrl mnsty, ll nd vry n f th lctrs f th scrd Rmn mpr, th Prncs nd Stts (thrn cmprhndng th Nblty, whch dpnd mmdtly n th mpr) thr Vssls, Sbjcts, Ctzns, nhbtnts (t whm n th ccnt f th Bhmn r Grmn Trbls r llncs, cntrctd hr nd thr, mght hv bn dn by th n Prty r th thr, ny Prjdc r Dmg n ny mnnr, r ndr wht prtnc svr, s wll n thr Lrdshps, thr ffs, ndrffs, lldtns, s n thr Dgntys, mmntys, Rghts nd Prvlgs) shll b flly r-stblsh'd n th n sd nd th thr, n th cclsstck r Lck Stt, whch thy njy'd, r cld lwflly njy, ntwthstndng ny ltrtns, whch hv bn md n th mn tm t th cntrry.

V.

f th Pssssrs f stts, whch r t b rstr'd, thnk thy hv lwfl xcptns, yt t shll nt hndr th Rstttn; whch dn, thr Rsns nd xcptns my b xmn'd bfr cmptnt Jdgs, wh r t dtrmn th sm.

V.

nd th by th prcdnt gnrl Rl t my b sly jdg'd wh ths r, nd hw fr th Rstttn xtnds; nvrthlss, t hs bn thght ft t mk prtclr mntn f th fllwng Css f mprtnc, bt yt s tht ths whch r nt n xprss Trms nm'd, r nt t b tkn s f thy wr xcldd r frgt.

X.

Snc th rrst th mprr hs frmrly cs'd t b md n th Prvncl ssmbly, gnst th mvbl ffcts f th Prnc lctr f Trvs, whch wr trnsprtd nt th Dtchy f Lxmbrg, th rls'd nd blsh'd, yt t th nstnc f sm hs bn rnw'd; t whch hs bn ddd Sqstrtn, whch th sd ssmbly hs md f th Jrsdctn f Brch, blngng t th rchbshprck, nd f th Mty f th Lrdshp f St. Jhn, blngng t Jhn Rnbrd f Strn, whch s cntrry t th Cncrdt's drwn p t sbrg n th yr 1548 by th pblck ntrpstn f th mpr, btwn th lctr f Trvs, nd th Dtchy f Brgndy: t hs bn grd, tht th bvsd rrst nd Sqstrtn shll b tkn wy wth ll spd frm th ssmbly f Lxmbrg, tht th sd Jrsdctn, Lrdshp, nd lctrl nd Ptrmnl ffcts, wth th sqstrd Rvns, shll b rls'd nd rstr'd t th lctr; nd f by ccdnt sm thngs shld b mbzl'd, thy shll b flly rstr'd t hm; th Pttnrs bng rfr'd, fr th btnng dtrmntn f thr Rghts, t th Jdg f th Prnc lctr, wh s cmptnt n th mpr.

X.

s fr wht cncrns th Cstls f hrnbrtstn nd Hmstn, th mprr shll wthdrw, r cs th Grsns t b wthdrwn n th tm nd mnnr lmtd hrftr n th rtcl f xctn, nd shll rstr ths Cstls t th lctr f Trvs, nd t hs Mtrpltn Chptr, t b n th Prtctn f th mpr, nd th lctrt; fr whch nd th Cptn, nd th nw Grsn whch shll b pt thrn by th lctr, shll ls tk th ths f Fdlty t hm nd hs Chptr.

X.

Th Cngrss f Mnstr nd snbrg hvng brght th Pltnt Cs t tht pss, tht th Dspt whch hs lstd fr s lng tm, hs bn t lngth trmntd; th Trms r ths.

X.

n th frst plc, s t wht cncrns th Hs f Bvr, th lctrl Dgnty whch th lctrs Pltn hv hthrt hd, wth ll thr Rgls, ffcs, Prcdncys, rms nd Rghts, whtvr thy b, blngng t ths Dgnty, wtht xcptng ny, s ls ll th ppr Pltnt nd th Cnty f Chm, shll rmn, s fr th tm pst, s ls fr th ftr, wth ll thr pprtnncs, Rgls nd Rghts, n th pssssn f th Lrd Mxmln, Cnt Pltn f th Rhn, Dk f Bvr, nd f hs chldrn, nd ll th Wlllmn Ln, whlst thr shll b ny Ml Chldrn n bng.

X.

Rcprclly th lctr f Bvr rnncs ntrly fr hmslf nd hs Hrs nd Sccssrs th Dbt f Thrtn Mllns, s ls ll hs Prtnsns n ppr str; nd shll dlvr t hs mprl Mjsty mmdtly ftr th Pblctn f th Pc, ll cts nd rrsts btn'd fr tht nd, n rdr t b md vd nd nll.

XV.

s fr wht rgrds th Hs f Pltn, th mprr nd th mpr, fr th bnft f th pblck Trnqllty, cnsnt, tht by vrt f ths prsnt grmnt, thr b stblsh'd n ghth lctrt; whch th Lrd Chrls Lws, Cnt Pltn f th Rhn, shll njy fr th ftr, nd hs Hrs, nd th Dscndnts f th Rdlphn Ln, prsnt t th rdr f Sccssn, st frth n th Gldn Bll; nd tht by ths nvsttr, nthr th Lrd Chrls Lws, nr hs Sccssrs shll hv ny Rght t tht whch hs bn gvn wth th lctrl Dgnty t th lctr f Bvr, nd ll th Brnch f Wllm.

XV.

Scndly, tht ll th Lwr Pltnt, wth ll nd vry th cclsstcl nd Sclr Lnds, Rghts nd pprtnncs, whch th lctrs nd Prncs Pltn njy'd bfr th Trbls f Bhm, shll b flly rstr'd t hm; s ls ll th Dcmnts, Rgstrs nd Pprs blngng thrt; nnllng ll tht hth bn dn t th cntrry. nd th mprr nggs, tht nthr th Cthlck Kng, nr ny thr wh pssss ny thng thrf, shll ny wys pps ths Rstttn.

XV.

Frsmch-s tht crtn Jrsdctns f th Brgstrt, blngng ntntly t th lctr f Mync, wr n th yr 1463 mrtgg'd t th Hs Pltn fr crtn Sm f Mny: pn cndtn f prptl Rdmptn, t hs bn grd tht th sm Jrsdctns shll b Rstr'd t th prsnt lctr f Mync, nd hs Sccssrs n th rchbshprck f Mync, prvdd th Mrtgg b pd n rdy Mny, wthn th tm lmtd by th Pc t b cncldd; nd tht h stsfs th thr Cndtns, whch h s bnd t by th Tnr f th Mrtgg-Dds.

XV.

t shll ls b fr fr th lctr f Trvs, s wll n th Qlty f Bshp f Sprs s Bshp f Wrms, t s bfr cmptnt Jdgs fr th Rghts h prtnds t crtn cclsstcl Lnds, sttd n th Trrtrys f th Lwr Pltnt, f s b ths Prncs mk nt frndly grmnt mng thmslvs.

XV.

Tht f t shld hppn tht th Ml Brnch f Wllm shld b ntrly xtnct, nd th Pltn Brnch stll sbsst, nt nly th ppr Pltnt, bt ls th lctrl Dgnty f th Dks f Bvr, shll rvrt t th sd srvvng Pltn, wh n th mn tm njys th nvsttr: bt thn th ghth lctrt shll b ntrly spprss'd. Yt n sch cs, nvrthlss, f th rtrn f th ppr Pltnt t th srvvng Pltns, th Hrs f ny lldn Lnds f th Bvrn lctrs shll rmn n Pssssn f th Rghts nd Bnfcs, whch my lwflly pprtn t thm.

XX.

Tht th Fmly-Cntrcts md btwn th lctrl Hs f Hdlbrg nd tht f Nbrg, tchng th Sccssn t th lctrt, cnfrm'd by frmr mprrs; s ls ll th Rghts f th Rdlphn Brnch, frsmch s thy r nt cntrry t ths Dspstn, shll b cnsrv'd nd mntn'd ntr.

XX.

Mrvr, f ny Ffs n Jlrs shll b fnd pn by lwfl Prcss, th Qstn shll b dcdd n fvr f th Hs Pltn.

XX.

Frthr, t s th Lrd Chrls Lws, n sm msr, f th trbl f prvdng hs Brthrs wth ppngs, hs mprl Mjsty wll gv rdr tht frty thsnd Rxdllrs shll b pd t th sd Brthrs, n th fr nsng Yrs; th frst cmmncng wth th Yr 1649. Th Pymnt t b md f tn thsnd Rxdllrs yrly, wth fv pr Cnt ntrst.

XX.

Frthr, tht ll th Pltnt Hs, wth ll nd ch f thm, wh r, r hv n ny mnnr dhr'd t t; nd bv ll, th Mnstrs wh hv srv'd n ths ssmbly, r hv frmrly srv'd ths Hs; s ls ll ths wh r bnsh'd t f th Pltnt, shll njy th gnrl mnsty hr bv prms'd, wth th sm Rghts s ths wh r cmprhndd thrn, r f whm mr prtclr nd mplr mntn hs bn md n th rtcl f Grvnc.

XX.

Rcprclly th Lrd Chrls Lws nd hs Brthrs shll rndr bdnc, nd b fthfl t hs mprl Mjsty, lk th thr lctrs nd Prncs f th mpr; nd shll rnnc thr Prtnsns t th ppr Pltnt, s wll fr thmslvs s thr Hrs, whlst ny Ml, nd lwfl Hr f th Brnch f Wllm shll cntn lv.

XXV.

nd pn th mntn whch hs bn md, t gv Dwry nd Pnsn t th Mthr Dwgr f th sd Prnc, nd t hs Sstrs; hs Scrd mprl Mjsty (ccrdng t th ffctn h hs fr th Pltnt Hs) hs prms'd t th sd Dwgr, fr hr Mntnnc nd Sbsstnc, t py nc fr ll twnty thsnd Rxdllrs; nd t ch f th Sstrs f th sd Lrd Chrls Lws, whn thy shll mrry, tn thsnd Rxdllrs, th sd Prnc Chrls Lws bng bnd t dsbrs th vrpls.

XXV.

Tht th sd Lrd Chrls Lws shll gv n trbl t th Cnts f Lnngn nd f Dxbrg, nr t thr Sccssrs n th Lwr Pltnt; bt h shll lt thm pcbly njy th Rghts btn'd mny gs g, nd cnfrm'd by th mprrs.

XXV.

Tht h shll nvlbly lv th Fr Nblty f th mpr, whch r n Frncn, Swb, nd ll lng th Rhn, nd th Dstrcts thrf, n th stt thy r t prsnt.

XXV.

Tht th Ffs cnfr'd by th mprr n th Brn Grrrd f Wldnbrg, cll'd Schnck-hrn, n Nchls Grg Rygrsbrg, Chncllr f Mync, nd n Hnry Brmbsr, Brn f Rdhm; tm, n th lctr f Bvr, n Brn Jhn dlph Wlff, cll'd Mtrncht, shll rmn frm nd stbl: Tht nvrthlss ths Vssls shll b bnd t tk n th f Fdlty t th Lrd Chrls Lws, nd t hs Sccssrs, s thr drct Lrds, nd t dmnd f hm th rnwng f thr Ffs.

XXV.

Tht ths f th Cnfssn f gsbrg, nd prtclrly th nhbtnts f ppnhm, shll b pt n pssssn gn f thr Chrchs, nd cclsstcl stts, s thy wr n th Yr 1624. s ls tht ll thrs f th sd Cnfssn f gsbrg, wh shll dmnd t, shll hv th fr xrcs f thr Rlgn, s wll n pblck Chrchs t th ppntd Hrs, s n prvt n thr wn Hss, r n thrs chsn fr ths prps by thr Mnstrs, r by ths f thr Nghbrs, prchng th Wrd f Gd.

XXX.

Tht th Prgrphs, Prnc Lws Phlp, ∓c. Prnc Frdrck, ∓c. nd Prnc Lpld Lws, ∓c. b ndrstd s hr nsrtd, ftr th sm mnnr thy r cntn'd n th nstrmnt, r Trty f th mpr wth Swdlnd.

XXX.

Tht th Dspt dpndng btwn th Bshps f Bmbrg nd Wrtzbrg n th n, nd th Mrqss f Brndnbrg, Clmbch, nd nlzbch, n th thr sd, tchng th Cstl, Twn, Jrsdctn, nd Mnstry f Ktzngn n Frncn, n th Mn, shll b mcbly cmps'd; r, n jdcl mnnr, wthn tw yrs tm, pn pn f th Prsn's lsng hs Prtnsns, tht shll dly t: nd tht, n th mn tm, th Frt f Wrtzbrg shll b srrndr'd t th sd Lrds Mrqsss, n th sm stt t ws tkn, ccrdng s t hs bn grd nd stpltd.

XXX.

Tht th grmnt md, tchng th ntrtnmnt f th Lrd Chrstn Wllm, Mrqss f Brndnbrg, shll b kpt s f rctd n ths plc, s t s pt dwn n th frtnth rtcl f th Trty btwn th mpr nd Swdlnd.

XXX.

Th Mst Chrstn Kng shll rstr t th Dk f Wrtmbrg, ftr th mnnr hrftr rltd, whr w shll mntn th wthdrwng f Grsns, th Twns nd Frts f Hhnwl, Schrndrff, Trbngn, nd ll thr plcs, wtht rsrv, whr h kps Grsns n th Dtchy f Wrtmbrg. s fr th rst, th Prgrph, TH HS F WRTMBRG, ∓c. shll b ndrstd s nsrtd n ths Plc, ftr th sm mnnr t's cntn'd n th Trty f th mpr, nd f Swdlnd.

XXX.

Tht th Prncs f Wrtmbrg, f th Brnchs f Mntbllrd, shll b r-stblsh'd n ll thr Dmns n lsc, nd whrsvr thy b sttd, bt prtclrly n th thr Ffs f Brgndy, Clrvl, nd Pssvnt: nd bth Prtys shll r-stblsh thm n th Stt, Rghts nd Prrgtvs thy njy'd bfr th Bgnnng f ths Wrs.

XXXV.

Tht Frdrck, Mrqss f Bdn, nd f Hchbrg, nd hs Sns nd Hrs, wth ll ths wh hv srv'd thm n ny mnnr whtsvr, nd wh srv thm stll, f wht dgr thy my b, shll njy th mnsty bv-mntn'd, n th scnd nd thrd rtcl, wth ll ts Clss nd Bnfcs; nd by vrt thrf, thy shll b flly r-stblsh'd n th Stt cclsstcl r Sclr, n th sm mnnr s th Lrd Grg Frdrck Mrqss f Bdn nd f Hchbrg, pssss'd, bfr th bgnnng f th Trbls f Bhm, whtvr cncrn'd th lwr Mrqst f Bdn, cll'd vlgrly Bdn Drlch, s ls wht cncrn'd th Mrqst f Hchbrg, nd th Lrdshps f Rttln, Bdnwllr, nd Ssnbrg, ntwthstndng, nd nnllng ll th Chngs md t th cntrry. ftr whch shll b rstr'd t Mrqss Frdrck, th Jrsdctns f Stn nd Rnchngn, wtht bng chrg'd wth Dbts, whch th Mrqss Wllm hs cntrctd drng tht tm, by Rsn f th Rvns, ntrsts nd Chrgs, pt dwn n th Trnsctn pss'd t tlngn n th Yr 1629. nd trnsfr'd t th sd Wllm Mrqss f Bdn, wth ll th Rghts, Dcmnts, Wrtngs, nd thr thngs pprtnng; s tht ll th Pl cncrnng th Chrgs nd Rvns, s wll rcv'd s t rcv, wth thr Dmgs nd ntrsts, t rckn frm th tm f th frst Pssssn, shll b ntrly tkn wy nd blsh'd.

XXXV.

Tht th nnl Pnsn f th Lwr Mrqst, pybl t th ppr Mrqst, ccrdng t frmr Cstm, shll by vrt f th prsnt Trty b ntrly tkn wy nd nnhltd; nd tht fr th ftr nthng shll b prtndd r dmndd n tht ccnt, thr fr th tm pst r t cm.

XXXV.

Tht fr th ftr, th Prcdncy nd Sssn, n th Stts nd Crcl f Swb, r thr Gnrl r Prtclr ssmblys f th mpr, nd ny thrs whtsvr, shll b ltrntv n th tw Brnchs f Bdn; vz. n tht f th ppr, nd tht f th Lwr Mrqst f Bdn: bt nvrthlss ths Prcdncy shll rmn n th Mrqss Frdrck drng hs Lf. t hs bn grd, tchng th Brny f Hhngrlt Zgk tht f Mdm, th Prncss f Bdn, vrfs th Rghts f hr Prtnsn pn th sd Brny by thntck Dcmnts, Rstttn shll b md hr, ccrdng t th Rghts nd Cntnts f th sd Dcmnts, s sn s Sntnc shll b prnnc'd. Tht th Cgnznc f ths Cs shll b trmntd wthn tw Yrs ftr th Pblctn f th Pc: nd lstly, n ctns, Trnsctn, r xcptns, thr gnrl r prtclr, nr Clss cmprhndd n ths Trty f Pc, nd whrby thy wld drgt frm th Vgr f ths rtcl, shll b t ny tm lldg'd by ny f th Prtys gnst ths spcl grmnt. Th Prgrphs, th Dk f Cry, ∓c. s fr th Cntrvrsy f Nss-Sgn, ∓c. T th Cnts f Nss, Srrpnt, ∓c. Th Hs f Hn, ∓c. Jhn lbrt Cnt f Slms, ∓c. s ls, Shll b r-stblsh'd th Hs f Slms, Hhnslms, ∓c. Th Cnts f smbrg, ∓c. Th Rhngrvs, ∓c. Th Wdw f Cnt rnst f Snn, ∓c. Th Cstl nd th Cnty f Flcknstn, ∓c. Lt ls th Hs f Wldck b r-stblsh'd, ∓c. Jchm rnst Cnt f ttngn, ∓c. tm, Th Hs f Hhnl, ∓c. Frdrck Lws, ∓c. Th Wdw nd Hrs f th Cnt f Brndnstn, ∓c. Th Brn Pl Kvnhllr, ∓c. shll b ndrstd t b nsrtd n ths plc wrd by wrd, s thy r pt dwn n th nstrr Trty btwn th mpr nd Swdlnd.

XXXV.

Tht th Cntrcts, xchngs, Trnsctns, blgtns, Trtys, md by Cnstrnt r Thrts, nd xtrtd llglly frm Stts r Sbjcts (s n prtclr, ths f Sprs cmpln, nd ths f Wsnbrg n th Rhn, ths f Lnd, Rtlngn, Hlbrn, nd thrs) shll b s nnll'd nd blsh'd, tht n mr nqry shll b md ftr thm.

XXXV.

Tht f Dbtrs hv by frc gt sm Bnds frm thr Crdtrs, th sm shll b rstr'd, bt nt wth prjdc t thr Rghts.

XXXX.

Tht th Dbts thr by Prchs, Sl, Rvns, r by wht thr nm thy my b cll'd, f thy hv bn vlntly xtrtd by n f th Prtys n Wr, nd f th Dbtrs lldg nd ffr t prv thr hs bn rl Pymnt, thy shll b n mr prsctd, bfr ths xcptns b frst djstd. Tht th Dbtrs shll b blg'd t prdc thr xcptns wthn th trm f tw yrs ftr th Pblctn f th Pc, pn pn f bng ftrwrds cndmn'd t prptl Slnc.

XL.

Tht Prcsss whch hv bn hthrt ntr'd n ths ccnt, tgthr wth th Trnsctns nd Prmss md fr th Rstttn f Dbts, shll b lk'd pn s vd; nd yt th Sms f Mny, whch drng th Wr hv bn xctd bn fd, nd wth gd ntnt, by wy f Cntrbtns, t prvnt grtr vls by th Cntrbtrs, r nt cmprhndd hrn.

XL.

Tht Sntncs prnnc'd drng th Wr bt Mttrs prly Sclr, f th Dfct n th Prcdngs b nt flly mnfst, r cnnt b mmdtly dmnstrtd, shll nt b stm'd whlly vd; bt tht th ffct shll b sspndd ntl th cts f Jstc (f n f th Prtys dmnd th spc f sx mnths ftr th Pblctn f th Pc, fr th rvwng f hs Prcss) b rvw'd nd wgh'd n prpr Crt, nd ccrdng t th rdnry r xtrrdnry Frms s'd n th mpr: t th nd tht th frmr Jdgmnts my b cnfrm'd, mndd, r qt rs'd, n cs f Nllty.

XL.

n th lk mnnr, f ny Ryl, r prtclr Ffs, hv nt bn rnw'd snc th Yr 1618. nr Hmg pd t whm t blngs; th sm shll brng n prjdc, nd th nvsttr shll b rnw'd th dy th Pc shll b cncldd.

XL.

Fnlly, Tht ll nd ch f th ffcrs, s wll Mltry Mn s Cnsllrs nd Gwnmn, nd cclsstcks f wht dgr thy my b, wh hv srv'd th n r thr Prty mng th lls, r mng thr dhrnts, lt t b n th Gwn, r wth th Swrd, frm th hghst t th lwst, wtht ny dstnctn r xcptn, wth thr Wvs, Chldrn, Hrs, Sccssrs, Srvnts, s wll cncrnng thr Lvs s stts, shll b rstr'd by ll Prtys n th Stt f Lf, Hnr, Rnwn, Lbrty f Cnscnc, Rghts nd Prvlgs, whch thy njy'd bfr th bvsd Dsrdrs; tht n prjdc shll b dn t thr ffcts nd Prsns, tht n ctn r ccstn shll b ntr'd gnst thm; nd tht frthr, n Pnshmnt b nflctd n thm, r thy t br ny dmg ndr wht prtnc svr: nd ll ths shll hv ts fll ffct n rspct t ths wh r nt Sbjcts r Vssls f hs mprl Mjsty, r f th Hs f str.

XLV.

Bt fr ths wh r Sbjcts nd Hrdtry Vssls f th mprr, nd f th Hs f str, thy shll rlly hv th bnft f th mnsty, s fr thr Prsns, Lf, Rpttn, Hnrs: nd thy my rtrn wth Sfty t thr frmr Cntry; bt thy shll b blg'd t cnfrm, nd sbmt thmslvs t th Lws f th Rlms, r prtclr Prvncs thy shll blng t.

XLV.

s t thr stts tht hv bn lst by Cnfsctn r thrwys, bfr thy tk th prt f th Crwn f Frnc, r f Swdlnd, ntwthstndng th Plnptntrys f Swdlnd hv md lng nstncs, thy my b ls rstr'd. Nvrthlss hs mprl Mjsty bng t rcv Lw frm nn, nd th mprlsts stckng cls thrt, t hs nt bn thght cnvnnt by th Stts f th mpr, tht fr sch Sbjct th Wr shld b cntn'd: nd tht ths ths wh hv lst thr ffcts s frsd, cnnt rcvr thm t th prjdc f thr lst Mstrs nd Pssssrs. Bt th stts, whch hv bn tkn wy by rsn f rms tkn fr Frnc r Swdlnd, gnst th mprr nd th Hs f str, thy shll b rstr'd n th Stt thy r fnd, nd tht wtht ny Cmpnstn fr Prft r Dmg.

XLV.

s fr th rst, Lw nd Jstc shll b dmnstr'd n Bhm, nd n ll th thr Hrdtry Prvncs f th mprr, wtht ny rspct; s t th Cthlcks, s ls t th Sbjcts, Crdtrs, Hrs, r prvt Prsns, wh shll b f th Cnfssn f gsbrg, f thy hv ny Prtnsns, nd ntr r prsct ny ctns t btn Jstc.

XLV.

Bt frm ths gnrl Rstttn shll b xmptd thngs whch cnnt b rstr'd, s Thngs mvbl nd mvng, Frts gthr'd, Thngs lntd by th thrty f th Chfs f th Prty, Thngs dstry'd, rn'd, nd cnvrtd t

thr ss fr th pblck Scrty, s pblck nd prtclr Bldngs, whthr scrd r prfn, pblck r prvt Ggs, whch hv bn, by srprz f th nmys, pllg'd, cnfsctd, lwflly sld, r vlntrly bstw'd.

XLV.

nd s t th ffr f th Sccssn f Jlrs, ths cncrn'd, f crs b nt tkn bt t, my n dy cs grt Trbls n th mpr bt t; t hs bn grd, Tht th Pc bng cncldd t shll b trmntd wtht ny Dly, thr by rdnry mns bfr hs mprl Mjsty, r by frndly Cmpstn, r sm thr lwfl wys.

XLX.

nd snc fr th grtr Trnqllty f th mpr, n ts gnrl ssmblys f Pc, crtn grmnt hs bn md btwn th mprr, Prncs nd Stts .f th mpr, whch hs bn nsrtd n th nstrmnt nd Trty f Pc, cncldd wth th Plnptntrys f th Qn nd Crwn f Swdlnd, tchng th Dffrncs bt cclsstcl Lnds, nd th Lbrty f th xrcs f Rlgn; t hs bn fnd xpdnt t cnfrm,nd rtfy t by ths prsnt Trty, n th sm mnnr s th bvsd grmnt hs bn md wth th sd Crwn f Swdlnd; ls wth ths cll'd th Rfrmd, n th sm mnnr, s f th wrds f th bvsd nstrmnt wr rprtd hr vrbtm.

L.

Tchng th ffr f Hss Cssl, t hs bn grd s fllws: n th frst plc, Th Hs f Hss Cssl, nd ll ts Prncs, chfly Mdm ml lzbth Lndgrvn f Hss, nd hr Sn Mnsr Wllm nd hs Hrs, hs Mnstrs, ffcrs, Vssls, Sbjcts, Sldrs, nd thrs wh fllw hs Srvc n ny mnnr svr, wtht ny xcptn, ntwthstndng Cntrcts t th cntrry, Prcsss, Prscrptns, Dclrtns, Sntncs, xctns nd Trnsctns; s ls ntwthstndng ny ctns nd Prtnsns fr Dmgs nd njrs s wll frm Ntrls, s frm ths wh wr n rms, nnll'd by th Gnrl mnsty hr bfr stblsh'd, nd t tk plc frm th bgnnng f th Wr n Bhm, wth fll Rstttn (xcpt th Vssls, nd Hrdtry Sbjcts f hs mprl Mjsty, nd th Hs f str, s s ld dwn n th Prgrph, Tndmmns, ∓c.) shll prtk f ll th dvntgs rdndng frm ths Pc, wth th sm Rghts thr Stts njy, s s st frth n th rtcl whch cmmncs, nnm, ∓c.

L.

n th scnd plc, th Hs f Hss Cssl, nd ts Sccssrs, shll rtn, nd fr ths prps shll dmnd t ny tm, nd whn t shll b xpr'd, th nvsttr f hs mprl Mjsty, nd shll tk th th f Fdlty fr th bby f Htsfld, wth ll ts Dpndncys, s wll Sclr s cclsstcl, sttd wthn r wtht hs Trrtrys (s th Dnry f Gllngn) svng nvrthlss th Rghts pssss'd by th Hs f Sxny, tm t f mnd.

L.

n th thrd plc, th Rght f drct Sgnry vr th Jrsdctns nd Bylwck f Schmbrg, Bcknbrg, Sxnhgn, nd Stttnhgn, gvn hrtfr nd djdgd t th Bshprck f Mnd, shll fr th ftr blng nt Mnsr Wllm, th prsnt Lndgrv f Hss, nd hs Sccssrs n fll Pssssn, nd fr vr, s s tht th sd Bshp, nd n thr shll b cpbl f mlstng hm; svng nvrthlss th grmnt md btwn Chrstn Lws, Dk f Brnswck nd Lnnbrg, nd th Lndgrvn f Hss, nd Phlp Cnt f Lpp, s ls th grmnt md btwn th sd Lndgrvn, nd th sd Cnt.

L.

t hs bn frthr grd, Tht fr th Rstttn f Plcs pssss'd drng ths Wr, nd fr th ndmnty f Mdm, th Lndgrvn f Hss, wh s th Grdn, th Sm f Sx Hndrd Thsnd Rxdllrs shll b gvn t hr nd hr Sn, r hs Sccssrs Prncs f Hss, t b hd frm th rchbshprcks f Mync nd Clgn, frm th Bshprcks f Pdrbrn nd Mnstr, nd th bby f Fldn; whch Sm shll b pd t Cssl n th trm f ght Mnths, t rckn frm th Dy f th Rtfctn f th Pc, t th prl nd chrg f th Slvnt: nd n xcptn shll b sd t vd ths prms'd Pymnt, n ny Prtnc; mch lss shll ny Szr b md f th Sm grd n.

LV.

nd t th nd tht Mdm, th Lndgrvn, my b s mch th mr ssr'd f th Pymnt, sh shll rtn n th Cndtns fllwng, Nys, Csfldt, nd Nwhs, nd shll kp Grsns n ths Plcs whch shll dpnd n hr ln; bt wth ths Lmttn, Tht bsds th ffcrs nd thr ncssry Prsns n th Grsns, ths f th thr bv-nm'd Plcs shll nt xcd th nmbr f Twlv Hndrd Ft, nd Hndrd Hrs; lvng t Mdm, th Lndgrvn, th Dspstn f th nmbr f Hrs nd Ft sh shll b pls'd t pt n ch f ths Plcs, nd whm sh wll cnsttt Gvrnr.

LV.

Th Grsns shll b mntn'd ccrdng t th rdr, whch hs bn hthrt slly prcts'd, fr th Mntnnc f th Hssn Sldrs nd ffcrs; nd th thngs ncssry fr th kpng f th Frts shll b frnsh'd by th rch-bshprcks nd Bshprcks, n whch th sd Frtrsss r sttd, wtht ny Dmntn f th Sm bv-mntn'd. t shll b llw'd th Grsns, t xct th Mny f ths wh shll rtrd Pymnt t lng, r wh shll b rfrctry, bt nt ny mr thn wht s d. Th Rghts f Sprrty nd Jrsdctn, s wll cclsstcl s Sclr, nd th Rvns f th sd Cstls nd Twns, shll rmn n th rch-bshp f Clgn.

LV.

s sn s ftr th Rtfctn f Pc, Thr Hndrd Thsnd Rxdllrs shll b pd t Mdm, th Lndgrvn, sh shll gv p Nys, nd shll nly rtn Csfldt nd Nwhs; bt yt s s tht th Grsn f Nys shll nt b thrwn nt th thr tw Plcs, nr nthng dmndd n tht ccnt; nd th Grsns f Csfldt shll nt xcd th Nmbr f Sx Hndrd Ft nd Ffty Hrs. Tht f wthn th trm f nn Mnths, th whl Sm b nt pd t Mdm th Lndgrvn, nt nly Csfldt nd Nwhs shll rmn n hr Hnds tll th fll Pymnt, bt ls fr th rmndr, sh shll b pd ntrst t Fv pr Cnt. nd th Trsrrs nd Cllctrs f th Bylwcks pprtnng t th bvsd rch-bshprcks, Bshprcks nd bby, brdrng n th Prncplty f Hss, shll blg thmslvs by th t Mdm th Lndgrvn, tht t f th nnl Rvns, thy shll yrly py th ntrst f th rmnng Sm ntwthstndng th Prhbtns f thr Mstrs. f th Trsrrs nd Cllctrs dly th Pymnt, r lnt th Rvns, Mdm th Lndgrvn shll hv lbrty t cnstrn thm t py, by ll srts f mns, lwys svng th Rght f th Lrd Prprtr f th Trrtry.

LV.

Bt s sn s Mdm th Lndgrvn hs rcv'd th fll Sm, wth ll th ntrst, sh shll srrndr th sd Plcs whch sh rtn'd fr hr Scrty; th Pymnts shll cs, nd th Trsrrs nd Cllctrs, f whch mntn hs bn md, shll b frd, frm thr th: s fr th Bylwcks, th Rvns f whch shll b ssgn'd fr th Pymnt f th Sm, tht shll b djstd bfr th Rtfctn f th Pc; nd tht Cnvntn shll b f n lss Frc thn ths prsnt Trty f Pc.

LV.

Bsds th Plcs f Srty, whch shll b lft, s frsd, t Mdm th Lndgrvn, whch sh shll rstr ftr th Pymnt, sh shll rstr, ftr th Rtfctn f th Pc, ll th Prvncs nd Bshprcks, s ls ll thr Ctys, Bylwcks, Brghs, Frtrsss, Frts; nd n n wrd, ll mmvbl Gds, nd ll Rghts sz'd by hr drng ths Wr. S, nvrthlss, tht s wll n th thr Plcs sh shll rtn s Ctnry, s th thrs t b rstr'd, th sd Ldy Lndgrvn nt nly shll cs t b cnvy'd wy ll th Prvsns nd mmntns f Wr sh hs pt thrn (fr s t ths sh hs nt snt ththr, nd wht ws fnd thr t th tkng f thm, nd r thr stll, thy shll cntn; ) bt ls th Frtfctns nd Rmprts, rs'd drng th Pssssn f th Plcs, shll b dstry'd nd dmlsh'd s mch s pssbl, wtht xpsng th Twns, Brrghs, Cstls nd Frtrsss, t nvsns nd Rbbrys.

LX.

nd th Mdm th Lndgrvn hs nly dmndd Rstttn nd Rprtn f th rch-bshprcks f Mync, Clgn, Pdrbrn, Mnstr, nd th bby f Fldn; nd hs nt nsstd tht ny bsds shld cntrbt ny thng fr ths Prps: nvrthlss th ssmbly hv thght ft, ccrdng t th qty nd Crcmstncs f ffrs, tht wtht prjdc t th Cntnts f th prcdng Prgrph, whch bgns, Cnvntm prtr st, ∓c. T HS BN FRTHR GRD, th thr Stts ls n ths nd th thr sd th Rhn, nd wh snc th frst f Mrch f ths prsnt Yr, hv pd Cntrbtns t th Hssns, shll br thr Prprtn pr Rt f thr prcdng Cntrbtns, t mk p th sd Sm wth th rch-bshprcks, Bshprcks nd bby bv-nmd, nd frwrd th Pymnts f th Grsns f th Ctnry Twns. f ny hs sffr'd Dmg by th dly f thrs, wh r t py thr shr, th ffcrs r Sldrs f hs mprl Mjsty, f th mst Chrstn Kng, nd f th Lndgrvn f Hss, shll nt hndr th frcng f ths wh hv bn trdy; nd th Hssn Sldrs shll nt prtnd t xcpt ny frm ths Cnstrnt, t th prjdc f ths Dclrtn, bt ths wh hv dly pd thr Prprtn, shll thrby b frd frm ll Chrgs.

LX.

s t th Dffrncs rsn btwn th Hss f Hss Cssl, nd f Drmstdt, tchng th Sccssn f Mrbrg; snc thy hv bn djstd t Cssl, th 14th f prl, th prcdng Yr, by th mtl Cnsnt f th ntrstd Prtys, t hs bn thght gd, tht tht Trnsctn, wth ll ts Clss, s cncldd nd sgn'd t Cssl by bth Prtys, shld b ntmtd t ths ssmbly; nd tht by vrt f ths prsnt Trty, t shll b f th sm frc, s f nsrtd wrd by wrd: nd th sm shll nvr b nfrng'd by th Prtys, nr ny thr whtsvr, ndr ny prtnc, thr by Cntrct, th, r thrwys, bt ght t b mst xctly kpt by ll, th prhps sm f th Prtys cncrn'd my rfs t cnfrm t.

LX.

s ls th Trnsctn btwn th Dcs'd mnsr Wllm, Lndgrv f Hss, nd Mssrs Chrstn nd Wlrd, Cnts f Wldck, md th 11th f prl, 1635. nd rtfy'd t Mnsr Grg, Lndgrv f Hss, th 14th f prl 1648. shll n lss btn fll nd prptl frc by vrt f ths Pcfctn, nd shll n lss bnd ll th Prncs f Hss, nd ll th Cnts f Wldck.

LX.

Tht th Brth-rght ntrdc'd n th Hs f Hss Cssl, nd n tht f Drmstdt, nd cnfrm'd by Hs mprl Mjsty, shll cntn nd b kpt frm nd nvlbl.

LX.

nd s Hs mprl Mjsty, pn Cmplnts md n th nm f th Cty f Bsl, nd f ll Swtzrlnd, n th prsnc f thr Plnptntrys dptd t th prsnt ssmbly, tchng sm Prcdrs nd xctns prcdng frm th mprl Chmbr gnst th sd Cty, nd th thr ntd Cntns f th Swss Cntry, nd thr Ctzns nd Sbjcts hvng dmndd th dvc f th Stts f th mpr nd thr Cncl; ths hv, by Dcr f th 14th f My f th lst Yr, dclrd th sd Cty f Bsl, nd th thr Swss-Cntns, t b s t wr n pssssn f thr fll Lbrty nd xmptn f th mpr; s tht thy r n wys sbjct t th Jdctrs, r Jdgmnts f th mpr, nd t ws thght cnvnnt t nsrt th sm n ths Trty f Pc, nd cnfrm t, nd thrby t mk vd nd nnl ll sch Prcdrs nd rrsts gvn n ths ccnt n wht frm svr.

LXV.

nd t prvnt fr th ftr ny Dffrncs rsng n th Pltck Stt, ll nd vry n f th lctrs, Prncs nd Stts f th Rmn mpr, r s stblsh'd nd cnfrm'd n thr ntnt Rghts, Prrgtvs, Lbrtys, Prvlgs, fr xrcs f Trrtrl Rght, s wll cclsstck, s Pltck Lrdshps, Rgls, by vrt f ths prsnt Trnsctn: tht thy nvr cn r ght t b mlstd thrn by ny whmsvr pn ny mnnr f prtnc.

LXV.

Thy shll njy wtht cntrdctn, th Rght f Sffrg n ll Dlbrtns tchng th ffrs f th mpr; bt bv ll, whn th Bsnss n hnd shll b th mkng r ntrprtng f Lws, th dclrng f Wrs, mpsng f Txs, lvyng r qrtrng f Sldrs, rctng nw Frtfctns n th Trrtrys f th Stts, r rnfrcng th ld Grsns; s ls whn Pc f llnc s t b cncldd, nd trtd bt, r th lk, nn f ths, r th lk thngs shll b ctd fr th ftr, wtht th Sffrg nd Cnsnt f th Fr ssmbly f ll th Stts f th mpr: bv ll, t shll b fr prptlly t ch f th Stts f th mpr, t mk llncs wth Strngrs fr thr Prsrvtn nd Sfty; prvdd, nvrthlss, sch llncs b nt gnst th mprr, nd th mpr, nr gnst th Pblck Pc, nd ths Trty, nd wtht prjdc t th th by whch vry n s bnd t th mprr nd th mpr.

LXV.

Tht th Dts f th mpr shll b hld wthn sx Mnths ftr th Rtfctn f th Pc; nd ftr tht tm s ftn s th Pblck tlty, r Ncssty rqrs. Tht n th frst Dt th Dfcts f prcdnt ssmblys b chfly rmdy'd; nd tht thn ls b trtd nd sttld by cmmn Cnsnt f th Stts, th Frm nd lctn f th Kngs f th Rmns, by Frm, nd crtn mprl Rsltn; th Mnnr nd rdr whch s t b bsrv'd fr dclrng n r mr Stts, t b wthn th Trrtrys f th mpr, bsds th Mnnr thrwys dscrb'd n th Cnstttns f th mpr; tht thy cnsdr ls f r-stblshng th Crcls, th rnwng th Mtrclr-Bk, th r-stblshng spprss'd Stts, th mdrtng nd lssnng th Cllcts f th mpr, Rfrmtn f Jstc nd Plcy, th txng f Fs n th Chmbr f Jstc, th D nd rqst nstrctng f rdnry Dptys fr th dvntg f th Pblck, th tr ffc f Drctrs n th Cllgs f th mpr, nd sch thr Bsnss s cld nt b hr xpdtd.

LXV.

Tht s wll s gnrl s prtclr Dts, th fr Twns, nd thr Stts f th mpr, shll hv dcsv Vts; thy shll, wtht mlsttn, kp thr Rgls, Cstms, nnl Rvns, Lbrtys, Prvlgs t cnfsct, t rs Txs, nd thr Rghts, lwflly btn'd frm th mprr nd mpr, r njy'd lng bfr ths Cmmtns, wth fll Jrsdctn wthn th nclsr f thr Wlls, nd thr Trrtrys: mkng vd t th sm tm, nnllng nd fr th ftr prhbtng ll Thngs, whch by Rprsls, rrsts, stppng f Pssgs, nd thr prjdcl cts, thr drng th Wr, ndr wht prtxt svr thy hv bn dn nd ttmptd hthrt by prvt thrty, r my hrftr wtht ny prcdng frmlty f Rght b ntrprs'd. s fr th rst, ll ldbl Cstms f th scrd Rmn mpr, th fndmntl Cnstttns nd Lws, shll fr th ftr b strctly bsrv'd, ll th Cnfsns whch tm f Wr hv, r cld ntrdc, bng rmv'd nd ld sd.

LXV.

s fr th fndng t f qtbl nd xpdnt mns, whrby th Prsctn f ctns gnst Dbtrs, rn'd by th Clmtys f th Wr, r chrg'd wth t grt ntrsts, nd whrby ths Mttrs my b trmntd wth mdrtn, t bvt grtr ncnvnncs whch mght rs, nd t prvd fr th pblck Trnqllty; Hs mprl Mjsty shll tk cr t hrkn s wll t th dvcs f hs Prvy Cncl, s f th mprl Chmbr, nd th Stts whch r t b ssmbld, t th nd tht crtn frm nd nvrbl Cnstttns my b md bt ths Mttr nd n th mn tm th lldg'd Rsns nd Crcmstncs f th Prtys shll b wll wgh'd n Css brght bfr th Svrgn Crts f th mpr, r Sbrdnt ns f Stts nd n bdy shll b pprss'd by mmdrt xctns; nd l ths wtht prjdc t th Cnstttn f Hlstn.

LXX.

nd snc t mch cncrns th Pblck, tht pn th Cnclsn f th Pc, Cmmrc b r-stblsh'd, fr tht nd t hs bn grd, tht th Tlls, Cstms, s ls th bss f th Bll f Brbnt, nd th Rprsls nd rrsts, whch prcdd frm thnc, tgthr wth frgn Crtfctns, xctns, Dtnsns; tm, Th mmdrt xpncs nd Chrgs f Psts, nd thr bstcls t Cmmrc nd Nvgtn ntrdc'd t ts Prjdc, cntrry t th Pblck Bnft hr nd thr, n th mpr n ccsn f th Wr, nd f lt by prvt thrty gnst ts Rghts nd Prvlgs, wtht th mprr's nd Prncs f th mpr's cnsnt, shll b flly rmv'd; nd th ntnt Scrty, Jrsdctn nd Cstm, sch s hv bn lng bfr ths Wrs n s, shll b r-stblsh'd nd nvlbly mntn'd n th Prvncs, Prts nd Rvrs.

LXX.

Th Rghts nd Prvlgs f Trrtrys, wtr'd by Rvrs r thrwys, s Cstms grntd by th mprr, wth th Cnsnt f th lctrs, nd mng thrs, t th Cnt f ldnbrg n th Vsrg, nd ntrdc'd by lng sg, shll rmn n thr Vgr nd xctn. Thr shll b fll Lbrty f Cmmrc, scr Pssg by S nd Lnd: nd ftr ths mnnr ll nd vry n f th Vssls, Sbjcts, nhbtnts nd Srvnts f th llys, n th n sd nd th thr, shll hv fll pwr t g nd cm, t trd nd rtrn bck, by Vrt f ths prsnt rtcl, ftr th sm mnnr s ws llwd bfr th Trbls f Grmny; th Mgstrts, n th n sd nd n th thr, shll b blg'd t prtct nd dfnd thm gnst ll srts f pprssns, qlly wth thr wn Sbjcts, wtht prjdc t th thr rtcls f ths Cnvntn, nd th prtclr lws nd Rghts f ch plc. nd tht th sd Pc nd mty btwn th mprr nd th Mst Chrstn Kng, my b th mr crrbrtd, nd th pblck Sfty prvdd fr, t hs bn grd wth th Cnsnt, dvc nd Wll f th lctrs, Prncs nd Stts f th mpr, fr th Bnft f Pc:

LXX.

Frst, Tht th chf Dmnn, Rght f Svrgnty, nd ll thr Rghts pn th Bshprcks f Mtz, Tl, nd Vrdn, nd n th Ctys f tht Nm nd thr Dcsss, prtclrly n Mynvck, n th sm mnnr thy frmrly blng'd t th mprr, shll fr th ftr pprtn t th Crwn f Frnc, nd shll b rrvcbly ncrprtd thrwth fr vr, svng th Rght f th Mtrpltn, whch blngs t th rchbshp f Trvs.

LXX.

Tht Mnsr Frncs, Dk f Lrn, shll b rstr'd t th pssssn f th Bshprck f Vrdn, s bng th lwfl Bshp thrf; nd shll b lft n th pcbl dmnstrtn f ths Bshprck nd ts bbys (svng th Rght f th Kng nd f prtclr Prsns) nd shll njy hs Ptrmnl stts, nd hs thr Rghts, whrvr thy my b sttd (nd s fr s thy d nt cntrdct th prsnt Rsgntn) hs Prvlgs, Rvns nd ncms; hvng prvsly tkn th th f Fdlty t th Kng, nd prvdd h ndrtks nthng gnst th Gd f th Stt nd th Srvc f hs Mjsty.

LXX.

n th scnd plc, th mprr nd mpr rsgn nd trnsfr t th mst Chrstn Kng, nd hs Sccssrs, th Rght f drct Lrdshp nd Svrgnty, nd ll tht hs blng'd, r mght hthrt blng t hm, r th scrd Rmn mpr, pn Pgnrl.

LXXV.

n th thrd plc th mprr, s wll n hs wn bhlf, s th bhlf f th whl mst Srn Hs f str, s ls f th mpr, rsgns ll Rghts, Prprtys, Dmns, Pssssns nd Jrsdctns, whch hv hthrt blng'd thr t hm, r th mpr, nd th Fmly f str, vr th Cty f Brsc, th Lndgrvshp f ppr nd Lwr lst, Sntg, nd th Prvncl Lrdshp f tn mprl Ctys sttd n lst, vz. Hgn, Clmr, Sclstdt, Wsmbrg, Lnd, brnhm, Rshm, Mnstr n th Vlly f St. Grgry, Kyrbrg, Trnghm, nd f ll th vllgs, r thr Rghts whch dpnd n th sd Myrlty; ll nd vry f thm r md vr t th mst Chrstn Kng, nd th Kngdm f Frnc; n th sm mnnr s th Cty f Brsc, wth th Vllgs f Hchstt, Ndrrmsng, Hrtm nd chrrn pprtnng t th Cmmnlty f Brsc, wth ll th ntnt Trrtry nd Dpndnc; wtht ny prjdc, nvrthlss, t th Prvlgs nd Lbrtys grntd th sd Twn frmrly by th Hs f str.

LXXV.

tm, Th sd Lndgrvshp f th n, nd th thr lst, nd Sntg, s ls th Prvncl Myrlty n th tn Ctys nmntd, nd thr Dpndncys.

LXXV.

tm, ll th Vssls, Sbjcts, Ppl, Twns, Brghs, Cstls, Hss, Frtrsss, Wds, Cppcs, Gld r Slvr Mns, Mnrls, Rvrs, Brks, Pstrs; nd n wrd, ll th Rghts, Rgls nd pprtnncs, wtht ny rsrv, shll blng t th mst Chrstn Kng, nd shll b fr vr ncrprtd wth th Kngdm Frnc, wth ll mnnr f Jrsdctn nd Svrgnty, wtht ny cntrdctn frm th mprr, th mpr, Hs f str, r ny thr: s tht n mprr, r ny Prnc f th Hs f str, shll, r vr ght t srp, nr s mch s prtnd ny Rght nd Pwr vr th sd Cntrys, s wll n ths, s th thr sd th Rhn.

LXXV.

Th mst Chrstn Kng shll, nvrthlss, b blg'd t prsrv n ll nd vry n f ths Cntrys th Cthlck Rlgn, s mntn'd ndr th Prncs f str, nd t blsh ll nnvtns crpt n drng th Wr.

LXXV.

Frthly, By th Cnsnt f th mprr nd th whl mpr, th mst Chrstn Kng nd hs Sccssrs shll hv prptl Rght t kp Grsn n th Cstl f Phlpsbrg, bt lmtd t sch nmbr f Sldrs, s my nt b cpbl t gv ny mbrg, r jst Sspcn t th Nghbrhd; whch Grsn shll b mntn'd t th xpncs f th Crwn f Frnc. Th Pssg ls shll b pn fr th Kng nt th mpr by Wtr, whn, nd s ftn s h shll snd Sldrs, Cnvys, nd brng ncssry thngs ththr.

LXXX.

Nvrthlss th Kng shll prtnd t nthng mr thn th Prtctn nd sf Pssg f hs Grsn nt th Cstl f Phlpsbrg: bt th Prprty f th Plc, ll Jrsdctn, Pssssn, ll ts Prfts, Rvns, Prchss, Rghts, Rgls, Srvtd, Ppl, Sbjcts, Vssls, nd vry thng tht f ld n th Bshprck f Spr, nd th Chrchs ncrprtd thrn, hd pprtn'd t th Chptr f Spr, r mght hv pprtn'd thrt; shll pprtn, nd b ntrly nd nvlbly prsrv'd t th sm Chptr, svng th Rght f Prtctn whch th Kng tks pn hm.

LXXX.

Th mprr, mpr, nd Mnsr th rch Dk f nsprg, Frdnnd Chrls, rspctvly dschrg th Cmmntys, Mgstrts, ffcrs nd Sbjcts f ch f th sd Lrdshps nd Plcs, frm th Bnds nd ths whch thy wr hthrt bnd by, nd ty'd t th Hs f str; nd dschrg nd ssgn thm vr t th Sbjctn, bdnc nd Fdlty thy r t gv t th Kng nd Kngdm f Frnc; nd cnsqntly cnfrm th Crwn f Frnc n fll nd jst Pwr vr ll th sd Plcs, rnncng frm th prsnt, nd fr vr, th Rghts nd Prtnsns thy hd thrnt: Whch Cssn th mprr, th sd rch-Dk nd hs Brthr (by rsn th sd Rnnctn cncrns thm prtclrly) shll cnfrm by prtclr Lttrs fr thmslvs nd thr Dscndnts; nd shll s rdr t ls, tht th Cthlck Kng f Spn shll mk th sm Rnnctn n d nd thntck frm, whch shll b dn n th nm f th whl mpr, th sm Dy ths prsnt Trty shll b sgn'd.

LXXX.

Fr th grtr Vldty f th sd Cssns nd lntns, th mprr nd mpr, by vrt f ths prsnt Trty, blsh ll nd vry n f th Dcrs, Cnstttns, Sttts nd Cstms f thr Prdcssrs, mprrs f th scrd Rmn mpr, th thy hv bn cnfrm'd by th, r shll b cnfrm'd fr th ftr; prtclrly ths rtcl f th mprl Cptltn, by whch ll r ny lntn f th pprtnncs nd Rghts f th mpr s prhbtd: nd by th sm mns thy xcld fr vr ll xcptns hrnt, n wht Rght nd Ttls svr thy my b grndd.

LXXX.

Frthr t hs bn grd, Tht bsds th Rtfctn prms'd hrftr n th nxt Dt by th mprr nd th Stts f th mpr, thy shll rtfy nw th lntns f th sd Lrdshps nd Rghts: nsmch, tht f t sh'd b grd n th mprl Cptltn, r f thr sh'd b Prpsl md fr th ftr, n th Dt, t rcvr th Lnds nd Rghts f th mpr, th bvnm'd thngs shll nt b cmprhndd thrn, s hvng bn lglly trnsfr'd t nthr's Dmnn, wth th cmmn Cnsnt f th Stts, fr th bnft f th pblck Trnqllty; fr whch rsn t hs bn fnd xpdnt th sd Sgnrys sh'd b rs'd t f th Mtrclr-Bk f th mpr.

LXXX.

mmdtly ftr th Rstttn f Bnfld, th Frtfctns f tht Plc shll b rs'd, nd f th Frt Rhn, whch s hrd by, s ls f Tbrn n lst, f th Cstl f Hhmbr nd f Nwbrg n th Rhn: nd thr shll b n nn f ths Plcs ny Sldrs r Grsn.

LXXXV.

Th Mgstrts nd th nhbtnts f th sd Cty f Tbrn shll kp n xct Ntrlty, nd th Kng's Trps shll frly pss thr' thr s ftn s dsr'd. N Frts shll b rctd n th Bnks f ths sd th Rhn, frm Bsl t Phlpsbrg; nr shll ny ndvrs b md t dvrt th Crs f th Rvr, nthr n th n sd r th thr.

LXXXV.

s fr wht cncrns th Dbts whrwth th Chmbr f nsshm s chrg'd, th rch-Dk Frdnnd Chrls shll ndrtk wth tht prt f th Prvnc, whch th mst Chrstn Kng shll rstr hm, t py n thrd wtht dstnctn, whthr thy b Bnds, r Mrtggs; prvdd thy r n thntck frm, nd tht thy hv prtclr Mrtgg, thr n th Prvncs t b rstr'd, r n thm whch r t b trnsfr'd; r f thr b nn, prvdd thy b fnd n th Bks f ccnts, grng wth ths f Rcpts f th Chmbr f nsshm, ntl th xprtn f th yr 1632, nd hv bn nsrtd mnst th Dbts f th pblck Chmbr, nd th sd Chmbr hvng bn blg'd t py th ntrsts: th rch-Dk mkng ths Pymnt, shll kp th Kng xmpt frm th sm.

LXXXV.

nd s fr ths Dbts whch th Cllgs f th Stts hv bn chrg'd wth by th Prncs f th Hs f str, prsnt t prtclr grmnts md n thr Prvncl ssmblys, r sch s th sd Stts hv cntrctd n th nm f th Pblck, nd t whch thy r lbl; jst dstrbtn f th sm shll b md btwn ths wh r t trnsfr thr llgnc t th Kng f Frnc, nd thm tht cntn ndr th bdnc f th Hs f str, tht s thr Prty my knw wht prprtn f th sd Dbt h s t py.

LXXXV.

Th mst Chrstn Kng shll rstr t th Hs f str, nd prtclrly t th rch-Dk Frdnnd Chrls, ldst Sn t rch-Dk Lpld, fr Frst-Twns, vz. Rhnsldn, Sckngn, Lssnbrg nd Wltshtm, wth ll thr Trrtrys nd Bylwcks, Hss, Vllgs, Mlls, Wds, Frsts, Vssls, Sbjcts, nd ll pprtnncs n ths, r th thr sd th Rhn.

LXXXV.

tm, Th Cnty f Hwnstn, th Blck Frst, th ppr nd Lwr Brsgw, nd th Twns stt thrn, pprtnng f ntnt Rght t th Hs f str, vz. Nbrg, Frbrg, dngn, Rnzngn, Wldkrch, Wllngn, Brnlngn, wth ll thr Trrtrys; s ls, th Mnstrys, bbys, Prlcys, Dcnrys, Knght-Fs, Cmmndrshps, wth ll thr Bylwcks, Brnys, Cstls, Frtrsss, Cntys, Brns, Nbls, Vssls, Mn, Sbjcts, Rvrs, Brks, Frsts, Wds, nd ll th Rgls, Rghts, Jrsdctns, Ffs nd Ptrngs, nd ll thr thngs blngng t th Svrgn Rght f Trrtry, nd t th Ptrmny f th Hs f str, n ll tht Cntry.

LXXXX.

ll rtnw, wth th mprl Ctys f ssnbrg, Gngnbch, Cllhm nd Hrmspch, frsmch s th sd Lrdshps dpnd - n tht f rtnw, s tht n Kng f Frnc cn r ght vr t ; prtnd t r srp ny Rght r Pwr vr th sd Cntrys sttd n ths nd th thr sd th Rhn: nvrthlss, n sch mnnr, tht by ths prsnt Rstttn, th Prncs f str shll cqr n nw Rght; tht fr th ftr, th Cmmrc nd Trnsprttn shll b fr t th nhbtnts n bth sds f th Rhn, nd th djcnt Prvncs. bv ll, th Nvgtn f th Rhn b fr, nd nn f th prtys shll b prmttd t hndr Bts gng p r cmng dwn, dtn, stp, r mlst thm ndr ny prtnc whtsvr, xcpt th nspctn nd Srch whch s slly dn t Mrchndzs: nd t shll nt b prmttd t mps pn th Rhn nw nd nwntd Tlls, Cstms, Txs, mpsts, nd thr lk xctns; bt th n nd th thr Prty shll cntntd wth th Trbts, Dtys nd Tlls tht wr pd bfr ths Wrs, ndr th Gvrnmnt f th Prncs f str.

XC.

Tht ll th Vssls, Sbjcts, Ctzns nd nhbtnts, s wll n ths s th thr sd th Rhn, wh wr sbjct t th Hs f str, r wh dpndd mmdtly n th mpr, r wh cknwldg'd fr Sprrs th thr rdrs f th mpr, ntwthstndng ll Cnfsctns, Trnsfrrngs, Dntns md by ny Cptns r Gnrls f th Swdsh Trps, r Cnfdrts, snc th tkng f th Prvnc, nd rtfy'd by th mst Chrstn Kng, r dcrd by hs wn prtclr Mtn; mmdtly ftr th Pblctn f Pc, shll b rstr'd t th pssssn f thr Gds, mmvbl nd stbl, ls t thr Frms, Cstls, Vllgs, Lnds, nd Pssssns, wtht ny xcptn pn th ccnt f xpncs nd Cmpnstn f Chrgs, whch th mdrn Pssssrs my lldg, nd wtht Rstttn f Mvbls r Frts gthr'd n.

XC.

s t Cnfsctns f Thngs, whch cnsst n Wght, Nmbr nd Msr, xctns, Cncssns nd xtrtns md drng th Wr; th rclmng f thm s flly nnll'd nd tkn wy n th n sd nd th thr, n rdr t vd Prcsss nd ltgs Strfs.

XC.

Tht th mst Chrstn Kng shll b bnd t lv nt nly th Bshps f Strsbrg nd Bsl, wth th Cty f Strsbrg, bt ls th thr Stts r rdrs, bbts f Mrbch nd Ldrn, wh r n th n nd th thr lst, mmdtly dpndng pn th Rmn mpr; th bss f ndlvn, th Mnstry f St. Bnnt n th Vlly f St. Grg, th Pltns f Lzlstn, th Cnts nd Brns f Hnw, Flcknstn, brstn, nd ll th nblty f Lwr lst; tm, th sd tn mprl Ctys, whch dpnd n th Myry f Hgnc, n th Lbrty nd Pssssn thy hv njy'd hthrt, t rs s mmdtly dpndnt pn th Rmn mpr; s tht h cnnt prtnd ny Ryl Sprrty vr thm, bt shll rst cntntd wth th Rghts whch pprtn'd t th Hs f str, nd whch by ths prsnt Trty f Pcfctn, r yldd t th Crwn f Frnc. n sch mnnr, nvrthlss, tht by th prsnt Dclrtn, nthng s ntndd tht shll drgt frm th Svrgn Dmnn lrdy hrbv grd t.

XC.

Lkws th mst Chrstn Kng, n cmpnstn f th thngs md vr t hm, shll py th sd rchdk Frdnnd Chrls thr mllns f Frnch Lvrs, n th nxt fllwng Yrs 1649 1650, 1651, n St. Jhn Bptst's Dy, pyng yrly n thrd f th sd Sm t Bsl n gd Mny t th Dptys f th sd rchdk.

XCV.

Bsds th sd Sm, th mst Chrstn Kng shll b blg'd t tk pn hm tw Thrds f th Dbts f th Chmbr f nsshm wtht dstnctn, whthr by Bll r Mrtgg, prvdd thy b n d nd thntc Frm, nd hv spcl Mrtgg thr n th Prvncs t b trnsfr'd, r n thm t b rstr'd; r f thr b nn, prvdd thy b fnd n th Bks f ccnts grng wth ths f th Rcts f th Chmbr f nsshm, ntl th nd f th Yr 1632, th sd Sms hvng bn nsrtd mng th Dbts f th Cmmnty, nd th Chmbr hvng bn blg'd t py th ntrsts: nd th Kng mkng ths Pymnt, th rchdk shll b xmptd fr sch prprtn. nd tht th sm my b qtbly xctd, Cmmssrys shll b dptd n th n sd nd th thr, mmdtly ftr th sgnng f ths prsnt Trty, wh bfr th Pymnt f th frst Sm, shll gr btwn thm wht Dbts vry n hs t py.

XCV.

Th mst Chrstn Kng shll rstr t th sd rchdk bn fd, nd wtht dly, ll Pprs, Dcmnts f wht ntr s-vr, blngng t th Lnds whch r t b srrndr'd t hm, vn s mny s shll b fnd n th Chncry f th Gvrnmnt nd Chmbr f nsshm, r f Brsc, r n th Rcrds f ffcrs, Twns, nd Cstls pssss'd by hs rms.

XCV.

f ths Dcmnts b pblck, nd cncrn n cmmn nd jntly th Lnds yldd t th Kng, th rchdk shll rcv thntck Cpys f thm, t wht tm nd s ftn s h shll dmnd thm.

XCV.

tm, Fr fr th Dffrncs rsn btwn th Dks f Svy nd Mnt tchng Mntsrrt, nd trmntd by th mprr Frdnnd nd Lws X. Fthrs t thr Mjstys, sh'd rvv sm tm r thr t th dmg r Chrstnty; t hs bn grd, Tht th Trty f Chrs f th 6th f prl 1631. wth th xctn thrf whch ns'd n th Mntsrrt, shll cntn frm fr vr, wth ll ts rtcls: Pgnrl, nd ts pprtnncs, bng nvrthlss xcptd, cncrnng whch thr hs bn dcsn btwn hs mst Chrstn Mjsty nd th Dk f Svy, nd whch th Kng f Frnc nd hs Kngdm hv prchs'd by prtclr Trtys, tht shll rmn frm nd stbl, s t wht cncrns th trnsfrrng r rsgnng f tht Plc nd ts pprtnncs. Bt f th sd prtclr Trtys cntn ny thng whch my trbl th Pc f th mpr, nd xct nw Cmmtns n tly, ftr th prsnt Wr, whch s nw n ft n tht Prvnc, shll b t n nd, thy shll b lk'd pn s vd nd f n ffct; th sd Cssn cntnng nvrthlss nvlbl, s ls th thr Cndtns grd t, s wll n fvr f th Dk f Svy s th mst Chrstn Kng: Fr whch rsn thr mprl nd mst Chrstn Mjstys prms rcprclly, tht n ll thr thngs rltng t th sd Trty f Chrs, nd ts xctn, nd prtclrly t lb, Trn, thr Trrtrys, nd th thr plcs, thy nvr shll cntrvn thm thr drctly r ndrctly, by th wy f Rght r n Fct; nd tht thy nthr shll sccr nr cntnnc th ffndr, bt rthr by thr cmmn thrty shll ndvr tht nn vlt thm ndr ny prtnc whtsvr; cnsdrng tht th mst Chrstn Kng hs dclr'd, Tht h ws hghly blg'd t dvnc th xctn f th sd Trty, nd vn t mntn t by rms; tht bv ll thngs th sd Lrd, th Dk f Svy, ntwthstndng th Clss bvmntn'd, shll b lwys mntn'd n th pcbl pssssn f Trn nd lb, nd thr plcs, whch hv bn llw'd nd ssgn'd hm by th sd Trty, nd by th nvsttr whch ns'd thrn f th Dtchy f Mntsrrt.

XCV.

nd t th nd tht ll Dffrncs b xtrptd nd rtd t btwn ths sm Dks, hs mst Chrstn Mjsty shll py t th sd Lrd, th Dk f Mnt, fr hndrd nnty fr thsnd Crwns, whch th lt Kng f blssd Mmry, Lws X. hd prms'd t py t hm n th Dk f Svy's Dscnt; wh by ths mns shll tgthr wth hs Hrs nd Sccssrs b dschrg'd frm ths blgtn, nd scr'd frm ll Dmnds whch mght b md pn hm f th sd Sm, by th Dk f Mnt, r hs Sccssrs; s tht fr th ftr nthr th Dk f Svy, nr hs Hrs nd Sccssrs, shll rcv ny Vxtn r Trbl frm th Dk f Mnt, hs Hrs nd Sccssrs, pn ths sbjct, r ndr ths prtnc.

XCX.

Wh hrftr, wth th thrty nd Cnsnt f thr mprl nd mst Chrstn Mjstys, by vrt f ths slmn Trty f Pc, shll hv n ctn fr ths ccnt gnst th Dk f Svy, r hs Hrs nd Sccssrs.

C.

Hs mprl Mjsty, t th mdst Rqst f th Dk f Svy, shll tgthr wth th nvsttr f th ntnt Ffs nd Stts, whch th lt Frdnnd . f blssd mmry grntd t th Dk f Svy, Vctr mds, ls grnt hm th nvsttr f th Plcs, Lrdshps, Stts, nd ll thr Rghts f Mntsrrt, wth thr pprtnncs, whch hv bn srrndr'd t hm by vrt f th bvsd Trty f Chrs, nd th xctn thrf whch ns'd; s ls, f th Ffs f Nw Mnsrt, f Sn, Mnchry, nd Cstlls, wth thr pprtnncs, ccrdng t th Trty f cqstn md by th sd Dk Vctr mds, th 13th f ctbr 1634. nd cnfrmbl t th Cncssns r Prmssns, nd pprbtn f hs mprl Mjsty; wth Cnfrmtn ls f ll th Prvlgs whch hv bn hthrt grntd t th Dks f Svy, whn nd s ftn s th Dk f Svy shll rqst nd dmnd t.

C.

tm, t hs bn grd, Tht th Dk f Svy, hs Hrs nd Sccssrs, shll n wys b trbld r cll'd t n ccnt by hs mprl Mjsty, pn ccnt f th Rght f Svrgnty thy hv vr th Ffs f Rchvrn, lm, nd Csls, nd thr pprtnncs, whch d nt n th lst dpnd n th Rmn mpr, nd tht ll Dntns nd nvsttrs f th sd Ffs bng rvk'd nd nnl'd, th Dk shll b mntn'd n hs Pssssn s rghtfl Lrd; nd f nd b, rnsttd: fr th sm rsn hs Vssl th Cnt d Vrr shll b r-nsttd n th sm Ffs f lm nd Csls, nd n th Pssssn f th frth prt f Rchvrn, nd n ll hs Rvns.

C.

tm, t s grd, Tht hs mprl Mjsty shll rstr t th Cnts Clmnt nd Jhn Sns f Cnt Chrls Cchrn, nd t hs Grndsns by hs Sn ctvn, th whl Ff f l Rch d'rzy, wth ts pprtnncs nd Dpndncys, wtht ny bstcl whtvr.

C.

Th mprr shll lkws dclr, Tht wthn th nvsttr f th Dtchy f Mnt r cmprhndd th Cstls f Rygl nd Lzzr, wth thr Trrtrys nd Dpndncys, th Pssssn whrf th Dk f Gstll shll b blg'd t rndr t th Dk f Mnt, rsrvng t hmslf nvrthlss, th Rght f Sx Thsnd Crwns nnl Pnsn, whch h prtnds t, fr whch h my s th Dk bfr hs mprl Mjsty.

CV.

s sn s th Trty f Pc shll b sgn'd nd sl'd by th Plnptntrys nd mbssdrs, ll Hstltys shll cs, nd ll Prtys shll stdy mmdtly t pt n xctn wht hs bn grd t; nd tht th sm my b th bttr nd qckr ccmplsh'd, th Pc shll b slmnly pblsh'd th dy ftr th sgnng thrf n th sl frm t th Crss f th Ctys f Mnstr nd f snbrg. Tht whn t shll b knwn tht th sgnng hs bn md n ths tw Plcs, dvrs Crrs shll prsntly b snt t th Gnrls f th rmys, t cqnt thm tht th Pc s cncldd, nd tk cr tht th Gnrls chs Dy, n whch shll b md n ll sds Csstn f rms nd Hstltys fr th pblshng f th Pc n th rmy; nd tht cmmnd b gvn t ll nd ch f th chf ffcrs Mltry nd Cvl, nd t th Gvrnrs f Frtrsss, t bstn fr th ftr frm ll cts f Hstlty: nd f t hppn tht ny thng b ttmptd, r ctlly nnvtd ftr th sd Pblctn, th sm shll b frthwth rpr'd nd rstr'd t ts frmr Stt.

CV.

Th Plnptntrys n ll sds shll gr mng thmslvs, btwn th Cnclsn nd th Rtfctn f th Pc, pn th Wys, Tm, nd Scrtys whch r t b tkn fr th Rstttn f Plcs, nd fr th Dsbndng f Trps; f tht bth Prtys my b ssr'd, tht ll thngs grd t shll b sncrly ccmplsh'd.

CV.

Th mprr bv ll thngs shll pblsh n dct thr't th mpr, nd strctly njn ll, wh by ths rtcls f Pcfctn r blg'd t rstr r d ny thng ls, t by t prmptly nd wtht trg-vrstn, btwn th sgnng nd th rtfyng f ths prsnt Trty; cmmndng s wll th Drctrs s Gvrnrs f th Mlt f th Crcls, t hstn nd fnsh th Rstttn t b md t vry n, n cnfrmty t ths Cnvntns, whn th sm r dmndd. Ths Cls s t b nsrtd ls n th dcts, Tht whrs th Drctrs f th Crcls, r th Gvrnrs f th Mlt f th Crcls, n mttrs tht cncrn thmslvs, r stm'd lss cpbl f xctng ths ffr n ths r th lk cs nd lkws f th Drctrs nd Gvrnrs f th Mlt f th Crcls rfs ths Cmmssn, th Drctrs f th nghbrng Crcl, r th Gvrnrs f th Mlt f th Crcls shll xrcs th Fnctn, nd ffct n th xctn f ths Rstttns n th thr Crcls, t th nstnc f th Prtys cncrn'd.

CV.

f ny f ths wh r t hv smthng rstr'd t thm, spps tht th mprr's Cmmssrys r ncssry t b prsnt t th xctn f sm Rstttn (whch s lft t thr Chc) thy shll hv thm. n whch cs, tht th ffct f th thngs grd n my b th lss hndr'd, t shll b prmttd s wll t ths wh rstr, s t ths t whm Rstttn s t b md, t nmnt tw r thr Cmmssrys mmdtly ftr th sgnng f th Pc, f whm hs mprl Mjsty shll chs tw, n f ch Rlgn, nd n f ch Prty, whm h shll njn t ccmplsh wtht dly ll tht whch ght t b dn by vrt f ths prsnt Trty. f th Rstrrs hv nglctd t nmnt Cmmssnrs, hs mprl Mjsty shll chs n r tw s h shll thnk ft (bsrvng, nvrthlss, n ll css th dffrnc f Rlgn, tht n ql nmbr b pt n ch sd) frm mng ths whm th Prty, t whch smwht s t b rstr'd, shll hv nmntd, t whm h shll cmmt th Cmmssn f xctng t, ntwthstndng ll xcptns md t th cntrry; nd fr ths wh prtnd t Rstttns, thy r t ntmt t th Rstrrs th Tnr f ths rtcls mmdtly ftr th Cnclsn f th Pc.

CV.

Fnlly, Tht ll nd vry n thr Stts, Cmmnltys, r prvt Mn, thr cclsstcl r Sclr, wh by vrt f ths Trnsctn nd ts gnrl rtcls, r by th xprss nd spcl Dspstn f ny f thm, r blg'd t rstr, trnsfr, gv, d, r xct ny thng, shll b bnd frthwth ftr th Pblctn f th mprr's dcts, nd ftr Ntfctn gvn, t rstr, trnsfr, gv, d, r xct th sm, wtht ny Dly r xcptn, r vdng Cls thr gnrl r prtclr, cntn'd n th prcdnt mnsty, nd wtht ny xcptn nd Frd s t wht thy r blg'd nt.

CX.

Tht nn, thr ffcr r Sldr n Grsns, r ny thr whtsvr, shll pps th xctn f th Drctrs nd Gvrnrs f th Mlt f th Crcls r Cmmssrys, bt thy shll rthr prmt th xctn; nd th sd xctrs shll b prmttd t s Frc gnst sch s shll ndvr t bstrct th xctn n wht mnnr svr.

CX.

Mrvr, ll Prsnrs n th n sd nd th thr, wtht ny dstnctn f th Gwn r th Swrd, shll b rls'd ftr th mnnr t hs bn cvnntd, r shll b grd btwn th Gnrls f th rmys, wth hs mprl Mjsty's pprbtn.

CX.

Th Rstttn bng md prsnt t th rtcls f mnsty nd Grvncs, th Prsnrs bng rls'd, ll th Sldry f th Grsns, s wll th mprr's nd hs llys, s th mst Chrstn Kng's, nd f th Lndgrv f Hss, nd thr llys nd dhrnts, r by whm thy my hv bn pt n, shll b drwn t t th sm tm, wtht ny Dmg, xcptn, r Dly, f th Ctys f th mpr, nd ll thr Plcs whch r t b rstr'd.

CX.

Tht th vry Plcs, Ctys, Twns, Brghs, Vllgs, Cstls, Frtrsss nd Frts whch hv bn pssss'd nd rtn'd, s wll n th Kngdm f Bhm, nd thr Cntrys f th mpr nd Hrdtry Dmnns f th Hs f str, s n th thr Crcls f th mpr, by n r th thr rmy, r hv bn srrndr'd by Cmpstn; shll b rstr'd wtht dly t thr frmr nd lwfl Pssssrs nd Lrds, whthr thy b mdtly r mmdtly Stts f th mpr, cclsstcl r Sclr, cmprhndng thrn ls th fr Nblty f th mpr: nd thy shll b lft t thr wn fr dspsl, thr ccrdng t Rght nd Cstm, r ccrdng t th Frc ths prsnt Trty ght t hv, ntwthstndng ll Dntns, nfffmnts, Cncssns (xcpt thy hv bn md by th fr-wll f sm Stt) Bnds fr rdmng f Prsnrs, r t prvnt Brnngs nd Pllgs, r sch thr lk Ttls cqr'd t th prjdc f th frmr nd lwfl Mstrs nd Pssssrs. Lt ls ll Cntrcts nd Brgns, nd ll xcptns cntrry t th sd Rstttn cs, ll whch r t b stm'd vd; svng nvrthlss sch thngs s hv bn thrws grd n n th prcdnt rtcls tchng th Stsfctn t md t hs mst Chrstn Mjsty, s ls sm Cncssns nd qvlnt Cmpnstns grntd t th lctrs nd Prncs f th mpr. Tht nthr th Mntn f th Cthlck Kng, nr Qlty f th Dk f Lrn gvn t Dk Chrls n th Trty btwn th mprr nd Swdlnd, nd mch lss th Ttl f Lndgrv f lsc, gvn t th mprr, shll b ny prjdc t th mst Chrstn Kng. Tht ls whch hs bn grd tchng th Stsfctn t b md t th Swdsh Trps, shll hv n ffct n rspct t hs Mjsty.

CX.

nd tht ths Rstttn f pssss'd Plcs, s wll by hs mprl Mjsty s th mst Chrstn Kng, nd th llys nd dhrnts f th n nd th thr Prty, shll b rcprclly nd bn fd xctd.

CXV.

Tht th Rcrds, Wrtngs nd Dcmnts, nd thr Mvbls, b ls rstr'd; s lkws th Cnnn fnd t th tkng f th Plcs, nd whch r stll n bng. Bt thy shll b llw'd t crry ff wth thm, nd cs t b crry'd ff, sch s hv bn brght ththr frm thr prts ftr th tkng f th Plcs, r hv bn tkn n Bttls, wth ll th Crrgs f Wr, nd wht blngs thrnt.

CXV.

Tht th nhbtnts f ch Plc shll b blg'd, whn th Sldrs nd Grsns drw t, t frnsh thm wtht Mny th ncssry Wggns, Hrss, Bts nd Prvsns, t crry ff ll thngs t th ppntd Plcs n th mpr; whch Wggns, Hrss nd Bts, th Gvrnrs f th Grsns nd th Cptns f th wthdrwng Sldrs shll rstr wtht ny Frd r Dct. Th nhbtnts f th Stts shll fr nd rlv ch thr f ths trbl f crryng th thngs frm n Trrtry t th thr, ntl thy rrv t th ppntd Plc n th mpr; nd th Gvrnrs r thr ffcrs shll nt b llw'd t brng wth hm r thm th lnt Wggns, Hrss nd Bts, nr ny thr thng thy r ccmmdtd wth, t f th lmts thy blng nt, mch lss t f ths f th mpr.

CXV.

Tht th Plcs whch hv bn rstr'd, s, wll Mrtm s Frntrs, r n th hrt f th Cntry shll frm hncfrth nd fr vr b xmptd frm ll Grsns, ntrdc'd drng th Wrs, nd lft (wtht prjdc n thr thngs t vry n's Rght) t th fll lbrty nd dspsl f thr Mstrs.

CXV.

Tht t shll nt fr th ftr, r t prsnt, prv t th dmg nd prjdc f ny Twn, tht hs bn tkn nd kpt by th n r thr Prty; bt tht ll nd vry n f thm, wth thr Ctzns nd nhbtnts, shll njy s wll th gnrl Bnft f th mnsty, s th rst f ths Pcfctn. nd fr th Rmndr f thr Rghts nd Prvlgs, cclsstcl nd Sclr, whch thy njy'd bfr ths Trbls, thy shll b mntn'd thrn; sv, nvrthlss th Rghts f Svrgnty, nd wht dpnds thrn, fr th Lrds t whm thy blng.

CXV.

Fnlly, tht th Trps nd rmys f ll ths wh r mkng Wr n th mpr, shll b dsbndd nd dschrg'd; nly ch Prty shll snd t nd kp p s mny Mn n hs wn Dmnn, s h shll jdg ncssry fr hs Scrty.

CXX.

Th mbssdrs nd Plnptntrys f th mprr, f th Kng, nd th Stts f th mpr, prms rspctvly nd th n t th thr, t cs th mprr, th mst Chrstn Kng, th lctrs f th Scrd Rmn mpr, th Prncs nd Stts, t gr nd rtfy th Pc whch hs bn cncldd n ths mnnr, nd by gnrl Cnsnt; nd s nfllbly t rdr t, tht th slmn cts f Rtfctn b prsntd t Mnstr, nd mtlly nd n gd frm xchng'd n th trm f ght wks, t rckn frm th dy f sgnng.

CXX.

Fr th grtr Frmnss f ll nd vry n f ths rtcls, ths prsnt Trnsctn shll srv fr prptl Lw nd stblsh'd Snctn f th mpr, t b nsrtd lk thr fndmntl Lws nd Cnstttns f th mpr n th cts f th nxt Dt f th mpr, nd th mprl Cptltn; bndng n lss th bsnt thn th prsnt, th cclsstcks thn Sclrs, whthr thy b Stts f th mpr r nt: nsmch s tht t shll b prscrb'd Rl, prptlly t b fllw'd, s wll by th mprl Cnsllrs nd ffcrs, s ths f thr Lrds, nd ll Jdgs nd ffcrs f Crts f Jstc.

CXX.

Tht t nvr shll b lldg'd, llw'd, r dmttd, tht ny Cnncl r Cvl Lw, ny gnrl r prtclr Dcrs f Cncls, ny Prvlgs, ny ndlgncs, ny dcts, ny Cmmssns, nhbtns, Mndts, Dcrs, Rscrpts, Sspnsns f Lw, Jdgmnts prnnc'd t ny tm, djdctns, Cptltns f th mprr, nd thr Rls nd xcptns f Rlgs rdrs, pst r ftr Prtsttns, Cntrdctns, ppls, nvsttrs, Trnsctns, ths, Rnnctns, Cntrcts, nd mch lss th dct f 1629. r th Trnsctn f Prg, wth ts ppndxs, r th Cncrdts wth th Pps, r th ntrms f th Yr 1548. r ny thr pltck Sttts, r cclsstcl Dcrs, Dspnstns, bsltns, r ny thr xcptns, ndr wht prtnc r clr thy cn b nvntd; shll tk plc gnst ths Cnvntn, r ny f ts Clss nd rtcls nthr shll ny nhbtry r thr Prcsss r Cmmssns b vr llw'd t th Plntff r Dfndnt.

CXXX.

Tht h wh by hs ssstnc r Cnsl shll cntrvn ths Trnsctn r Pblck Pc, r shll pps ts xctn nd th bvsd Rstttn, r wh shll hv ndvr'd, ftr th Rstttn hs bn lwflly md, nd wtht xcdng th mnnr grd n bfr, wtht lwfl Cgnznc f th Cs, nd wtht th rdnry Crs f Jstc, t mlst ths tht hv bn rstr'd, whthr cclsstcks r Lymn; h shll ncr th Pnshmnt f bng n nfrngr f th pblck Pc, nd Sntnc gvn gnst hm ccrdng t th Cnstttns f th mpr, s tht th Rstttn nd Rprtn my hv ts fll ffct.

CXX.

Tht nvrthlss th cncldd Pc shll rmn n frc, nd ll Prtys n ths Trnsctn shll b blg'd t dfnd nd prtct ll nd vry rtcl f ths Pc gnst ny n, wtht dstnctn f Rlgn; nd f t hppns ny pnt shll b vltd, th ffndd shll bfr ll thngs xhrt th ffndr nt t cm t ny Hstlty, sbmttng th Cs t frndly Cmpstn, r th rdnry Prcdngs f Jstc.

CXXV.

Nvrthlss, f fr th spc f thr yrs th Dffrnc cnnt b trmntd by ny f ths mns, ll nd vry n f ths cncrn'd n ths Trnsctn shll b blg'd t jn th njr'd Prty, nd ssst hm wth Cnsl nd Frc t rpl th njry, bng frst dvrts'd by th njr'd tht gntl Mns nd Jstc prvl'd nthng; bt wtht prjdc, nvrthlss, t vry n's Jrsdctn, nd th dmnstrtn f Jstc cnfrmbl t th Lws f ch Prnc nd Stt: nd t shll nt b prmttd t ny Stt f th mpr t prs hs Rght by Frc nd rms; bt f ny dffrnc hs hppn'd r hppns fr th ftr, vry n shll try th mns f rdnry Jstc, nd th Cntrvnr shll b rgrdd s n nfrngr f th Pc. Tht whch hs bn dtrmn'd by Sntnc f th Jdg, shll b pt n xctn, wtht dstnctn f Cndtn, s th Lws f th mpr njn tchng th xctn f rrsts nd Sntncs.

CXXV.

nd tht th pblck Pc my b s mch th bttr prsrv'd ntr, th Crcls shll b rnw'd; nd s sn s ny Bgnnngs f Trbls r prcv'd, tht whch hs bn cncldd n th Cnstttns, f th mpr, tchng th xctn nd Prsrvtn f th Pblc Pc, shll b bsrv'd.

CXXV.

nd s ftn s ny wld mrch Trps thr' th thr Trrtrys, ths Pssg shll b dn t th chrg f hm whm th Trps blng t, nd tht wtht brdnng r dng ny hrm r dmg t ths whl Cntrys thy mrch thr'. n wrd, ll tht th mprl Cnstttns dtrmn nd rdn tchng th Prsrvtn f th pblck Pc, shll b strctly bsrv'd.

CXXV.

n ths prsnt Trty f Pc r cmprhndd sch, wh bfr th xchng f th Rtfctn r n sx mnths ftr, shll b nmntd by gnrl Cnsnt, by th n r th thr Prty; mn tm by cmmn grmnt, th Rpblck f Vnc s thrn cmprz'd s Mdtrx f ths Trty. t shll ls b f n prjdc t th Dks f Svy nd Mdn, r t wht thy shll ct, r r nw ctng n tly by rms fr th mst Chrstn Kng.

CXXV.

n Tstmny f ll nd ch f ths thngs, nd fr thr grtr Vldty, th mbssdrs f thr mprl nd mst Chrstn Mjstys, nd th Dptys, n th nm f ll th lctrs, Prncs, nd Stts f th mpr, snt prtclrly fr ths nd (by vrt f wht hs bn cncldd th 13th f ctbr, n th Yr hrftr mntn'd, nd hs bn dlvr'd t th mbssdr f Frnc th vry dy f sgnng ndr th Sl f th Chncllr f Mntz) vz. Fr th lctr f Mync, Mnsr Ncls Grg d Rgrsbrg, Knght nd Chncllr; fr th lctr f Bvr, Mnsr Jhn dlph Krbs, Prvy Cnsllr; fr th lctr f Brndnbrg, Mnsr Jhn Cnt f Sn nd Wtgnstn, Lrd f Hmbrg nd Vllndr, Prvy Cnsllr.

n th Nm f th Hs f str, M. Grg Vr, Cnt f Wlknstn, Cnsllr f th mprr's Crt; M. Crnll Gbls, Cnsllr f th Bshp f Bmbrg; M. Sbstn Wllm Ml, Prvy Cnsllr t th Bshp f Wrtzbrg; M. Jhn rnst, Cnsllr f th Dk f Bvr's Crt; M. Wlff Cnrd f Thmbshrn, nd gsts Crpzvs, bth Cnsllrs f th Crt f Sx-ltnbrg nd Cbrg; M. Jhn Frmhld, Prvy Cnsllr f th Hs f Brndnbrg-Clmbc, nd nlzbc; M. Hnry Lgnbck, J.C. t th Hs f Brnswck-Lnnbrg; Jms Lmpds, J.C. Cnsllr f Stt t th Brnch f Clmbrg, nd Vc-Chncllr f Lnnbrg. n th Nm f th Cnts f th Bnch f Wttrw, M. Mtthws Wsmbcs, J. D. nd Cnsllr.

n th Nm f th n nd th thr Bnch, M. Mrc tth f Strsbrg, M. Jhn Jms Wlff f Rtsbn, M. Dvd Glxns f Lbck, nd M. Lws Chrstphr Krs f Krssnstn, ll Syndck Sntrs, Cnsllrs nd dvcts f th Rpblck f Nrmbrg; wh wth thr prpr Hnds nd Sls hv sgn'd nd sl'd ths prsnt Trty f Pc, nd whch sd Dptys f th svrl rdrs hv ngg'd t prcr th Rtfctns f thr Sprrs n th prfx'd tm, nd n th mnnr t hs bn cvnntd, lvng th lbrty t th thr Plnptntrys f Stts t sgn t, f thy thnk t cnvnnt, nd snd fr th Rtfctns f thr Sprrs: nd tht n cndtn tht by th Sbscrptn f th bvsd mbssdrs nd Dptys, ll nd vry n f th thr Stts wh shll bstn frm sgnng nd rtfyng th prsnt Trty, shll b n lss blg'd t mntn nd bsrv wht s cntn d n ths prsnt Trty f Pcfctn, thn f thy hd sbscrb'd nd rtfy'd t; nd n Prtsttn r Cntrdctn f th Cncl f Drctn n th Rmn mpr shll b vld, r rcv'd n rspct t th Sbscrptn nd sd Dptys hv md.

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pstd by Rhmbd t 11:48 AM n prl 1, 2009

οrthο, thаnks bυt thаt dοеsn't rеndеr hеrе sο Ι dουbt іt's wіdеly sυppοrtеd. Ιs іt hіgh-bіt Ünіcοdе οr sοmеthіng?
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 11:48 AM n prl 1, 2009

knw Mtfltr wldn't lt m dwn n prl Fl's dy. t lst Mttlk hs sns f hmr. Thnks, Crtx t l.
pstd by msh t 11:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

𝖮𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌: 𝖴?
pstd by rthgnlty t 11:50 AM n prl 1, 2009

Ụ = Ụ+1ẸẸ4
pstd by Rhmbd t 11:51 AM n prl 1, 2009

pl fls, mrt? kthxb
pstd by Lynsy t 11:54 AM n prl 1, 2009

gdnwsfrthnsn wrts "οrthο, thаnks bυt thаt dοеsn't rеndеr hеrе sο Ι dουbt іt's wіdеly sυppοrtеd. Ιs іt hіgh-bіt Ünіcοdе οr sοmеthіng?"

Ιt rеndеrs fοr mе.
pstd by rthgnlty t 11:54 AM n prl 1, 2009

r ⋃ = ⋃+22C3
pstd by Rhmbd t 11:55 AM n prl 1, 2009

Fr0m n0w 0n, pl3@s c@ll m3 Brk.
pstd by Brk t 11:56 AM n prl 1, 2009

t dsn't rndr hr thr.
pstd by Rhmbd t 11:56 AM n prl 1, 2009

Tt tt tt
pstd by ThPnkSprhr t 11:59 AM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Ww.
pstd by mth t 12:00 PM n prl 1, 2009

tl; dr
pstd by kttns fr brkfst t 12:01 PM n prl 1, 2009

Fckrs. 'm tkng my Pl Wllr rcrds nd gng hm!
pstd by scdy t 12:05 PM n prl 1, 2009

ws hr.
pstd by bRvs t 12:08 PM n prl 1, 2009

Sο thіs іs whаt thе wеb lοοks lіkе іn Wаlеs. Nеаt.
pstd by 1f2frfbf t 12:14 PM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Sht, w'v trnd nt BngBng.
pstd by rjs t 12:16 PM n prl 1, 2009

s wht y dd hr.
pstd by lwlf t 12:20 PM n prl 1, 2009

Thе drеаm іs οvеr.
pstd by bl_btl t 12:30 PM n prl 1, 2009

0h f0r crv/1ng 0()t l0()d.
pstd by ktllthhn t 12:31 PM n prl 1, 2009

1'm m0r3 v0w3| 7h4n n07
pstd by dtkr t 12:38 PM n prl 1, 2009

hy, wht th fck jst hppnd thr?
pstd by bRvs t 12:39 PM n prl 1, 2009

h, t dsn't wrk n Rcnt ctvty.
pstd by bRvs t 12:40 PM n prl 1, 2009

wsm.
pstd by rhpsd t 12:43 PM n prl 1, 2009

ws hr.
pstd by shmggg t 12:47 PM n prl 1, 2009

t lks lk y r ll spkng Wlsh
pstd by sprmds t 12:47 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

h, wsm. W shld hv fvrts ll th tm.
pstd by mrgnln t 12:47 PM n prl 1, 2009

Hy, trn nt dd wtht my vwls. ntrstng.
pstd by mrgnln t 12:48 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ths s wndrfl, fnlly th chnc t fnd t wht trllng @ Phryngl s lk!
pstd by nl t 12:51 PM n prl 1, 2009

:)
pstd by mxwltn t 12:56 PM n prl 1, 2009

\/\/ |-| |_| †
pstd by prn n th wds t 12:59 PM n prl 1, 2009

Hy, wh stl ll th vwls??
pstd by srcstch t 1:14 PM n prl 1, 2009

My vwls r stll gn n rcnt ctvty.
pstd by mcmnts t 1:18 PM n prl 1, 2009

h mtfltr y crzy bnch f cnts!
pstd by crssvrmn t 1:23 PM n prl 1, 2009

rd tht n rcnt ctvty, y r n s mch trbl!!
pstd by jssmyn (staff) t 1:24 PM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by 7sgmnt t 1:26 PM n prl 1, 2009

rd tht n rcnt ctvty, y r n s mch trbl!!

DMNT!
pstd by crssvrmn t 1:29 PM n prl 1, 2009

Wht's ths bllsht?
pstd by wnnr t 1:29 PM n prl 1, 2009

my vwls hrt.
pstd by rllbz t 1:30 PM n prl 1, 2009

Y knw, cnvncng vryn t spk n Wlsh sn't rlly mch f jk.
pstd by dg t 1:33 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Wnt yr vwls bck? Clck hr.
pstd by WCtyMk t 1:34 PM n prl 1, 2009

D ths vwls mk m lk ft? 'm thnkng bt vwlsctn.
pstd by NktNkt t 1:36 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

CL CN RNT ND GT T DSMVWLLD HV HD RLLY LNG SHTTY SHT P F DY
pstd by By Th Grc f Gd t 1:37 PM n prl 1, 2009

H HY T DS R SRNMS T SSM
pstd by By Th Grc f Gd t 1:38 PM n prl 1, 2009

jst wnt t s hw t wld lk.
pstd by vrktr t 1:46 PM n prl 1, 2009

'm lt t th prty bt hd t jn n t.
pstd by MryDllmrt t 1:47 PM n prl 1, 2009

hἄ!
pstd by YBnnBy t 1:49 PM n prl 1, 2009

wht
pstd by mnrmf t 1:49 PM n prl 1, 2009

Взгляды Воронского были близки Троцкому («Литература и революция»). Как и Троцкий, осуждал принципы Пролеткульта и выступал за постепенное привлечение в советскую литературу интеллигенции.

Lt's s t rmv ths vwls.
pstd by lngght t 1:56 PM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Hh!
pstd by lngght t 1:57 PM n prl 1, 2009

s tht gnt vlv p thr r pctr f Knny Rgrs?
pstd by gh t 2:00 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

h, lngght, y'r s clvr.
pstd by chrdrc t 2:01 PM n prl 1, 2009

nmtp
pstd by dtkr t 2:05 PM n prl 1, 2009

lt th th prty s ssl
pstd by cptncrtn t 2:11 PM n prl 1, 2009

d blv th SrhVwll tg s my fvrt.
pstd by rwl t 2:12 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

Td Lkkn
pstd by Krth Grsn t 2:21 PM n prl 1, 2009

m s bsng th tgs. hp dn't gt tmt r smthng.
pstd by drsns t 2:28 PM n prl 1, 2009

wrd wrd wrd wrd.
pstd by b_rdly t 2:42 PM n prl 1, 2009

Nt bd d.
pstd by pnql t 2:43 PM n prl 1, 2009

lsj jk jk th vff trrlpp tvx zmd dsl lkp wrt
pstd by Mstr Chs t 2:45 PM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by srzn t 2:46 PM n prl 1, 2009

H, fck y gys. Y hd m ctlly hldng my brth nd wndrng wht srt f mny drv w cld wrk t ntl gt t ths ln:

fw f ths wll b frly vsbl:

1. skM wll b swtchng t pgmntlss lyt n rdr ---

rd p t thr nd sd h fck ths, t's prl Fls, thy n't gnn b tchng n skM!

<3
pstd by cvlr t 2:46 PM n prl 1, 2009

LL!
pstd by cvlr t 2:47 PM n prl 1, 2009

.. .----. -.. / .-.. .. -.- . / - --- / -... ..- -.-- / .- / ...- --- .-- . .-.. --..-- / .--. .-.. . .- ... .
pstd by Smrsn t 2:54 PM n prl 1, 2009

写中文就不用怕元音被删掉。哈！
pstd by bzr t 2:55 PM n prl 1, 2009

Wht th fck? Why s vryn spkng Plsh?
pstd by hfprsl t 2:55 PM n prl 1, 2009

wnn try ths s wll!
pstd by svskms t 2:59 PM n prl 1, 2009

Nіе mówіę pο Pοlskυ, kυrwа.
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 3:01 PM n prl 1, 2009

fr vlt bl!
pstd by ShwnStrck t 3:03 PM n prl 1, 2009

Hv y dcdd ths mssg?

Tp nc f ys.

Tp twc f n.
pstd by pkrmnk t 3:15 PM n prl 1, 2009

*tаps twіcе*
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 3:18 PM n prl 1, 2009

*tps nc*
pstd by drsns t 3:18 PM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by phq t 3:35 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ww.
pstd by gnrchmn t 3:35 PM n prl 1, 2009

fr vlt bl!

wth prchs f vlt bl f ql r grtr vl!
pstd by drsns t 3:37 PM n prl 1, 2009

Wht
pstd by Hstnn t 3:43 PM n prl 1, 2009

Try tw0
pstd by phq t 3:44 PM n prl 1, 2009

spcl rtllng f gnt Hw (Prt 11), rgnlly tld hr.:

t hd bn svn mnths snc th nvsn f ndrr hd sccssflly tkn plc. gnt Hw hd bn ppntd ntrm dmnstrtr f th cnqrd prncplty by Th gncy. t frst vrythng hd gn smthly, wth gnt Hw dtflly sbmttng prgrss rprts n th sbjgtn f th ndrrn ppl nd th prgrss f Th gncy’s cnmc prjcts. Bt ftr tw r thr mnths, ths rprts slwly bgn t drp ff. Nw, svn mnths ltr, thy hd stppd cmpltly. Ths hd svrly dstrssd th ppr chlns f Th gncy. ny lck f frsh nfrmtn pdts n th ftrmth f sch n xpnsv prtn wld d ths, bt th fct tht gnt Hw my hv bn cmprmsd (r wrs) ws thght th gncy ddn’t rlly wnt t cntmplt. Nt nly ws h Th gncy’s grtst nd mst ddctd fld gnt, bt h hd bn prvy t grt dl f snstv nfrmtn whch cld grtly hrm th rgnstn s whl. Ths mnt s mch t ths fclss mn t th tp tht gnt Crtx, nw ssntlly n chrg f Prjct Mtfltr fllwng Hw’s fll tm ssgnmnt t ndrr, hd bn smmnd t mtng n prtv R’s ffc.

Crtx ws smrt ld, nd n f Th gncy’s str nw rcrts. t ws ftn sd tht h wld n dy b ldr n th rgnstn. nd n ths dy, Crtx knw smthng ws p. prtv R ws, f ll thngs, lt. R hd rpttn fr lwys bng n schdl, bt hr ws Crtx, sttng n R’s ffc 15 mnts pst th schdld strt f th mtng. “Smthng bg s gng dwn” thght Crtx. “gnt Hw dspprng, prtv R lt t mtng, nd m, vrtl n n n ths plc, smmnd t mt R by hmslf.”

Crtx blnkd s thght strck hm. “Gd hp dn’t gt frd...”

Whl h wtd, gnt Crtx scnnd th wlls f prtv R’s ffc. Pctrs f R’s fmly drnd th wlls. Thr wr ls mny pctrs f hs pt dchshnd, Flffy McFlffngtn , lng wth mny f th wrds h hd wn n dg shws. Crtx wndrd why thr wrn’t ny pctrs f Spng Ct, th frcs fln tht R ftn tlkd bt wth sch prd.*

s h cntmpltd tht prtclr thght, h ws jltd t ttntn by th snd f th dr t prtv R's ffc pnng. t ws prtv R. gnt Crtx jmpd t hs ft nd cknwldgd hs sprr wth strn nd frthrght “Sr!”

“t s, gnt” sd R s h st dwn t hs dsk nd bgn rfflng thrgh hs brfcs. Tkng t tw mnll fldrs, h hndd n t Crtx nd kpt th thr fr hmslf. “Rd ths sn” h sd.

Crtx tk th fldr nd pnd t. Th pprs nsd wr ttld “prtn ssn” nd blck nd wht phtgrph f gnt Hw ws ppr clppd t th mssn brfng. Crtx bgn t rd. t smd Th gncy ws plnnng mssn t g t ndrr nd mk ‘cntct’ wth Hw. pprntly t wld b tw mn sqd, thgh t dd nt sy wh. Th fl ls hd phtgrph f wmn nmd ‘Th Lbrrn’ (nw dcsd) nd dsty, ncnt bk whch Th gncy smd t dsprtly wnt t gt ts hnds n. ftr h fnshd rdng th fl, h lkd bck t prtv R, wh ws pffng n cgr.

“S wht d y thnk, sn?” sd R. “Wnt t g n yr frst mssn?”

gnt Crtx’s ys pnd wd. H ws stnnd! H ddn’t thnk h wld b ssgnd t fld dty s qckly, lthgh ths nly smd t hghlght hs blf tht smthng bg ws hppnng. “Sr, ’m hnrd” h qckly rpld, dmnstrtng ll th pprprt nthssm tht wld dmnstrt wsh t dvnc ns crr. “Bt d y thnk ’m rdy?”

“f crs d!” snppd R. “Bsds, t’s nc nd sy frst ssgnmnt. G nt trrtry w cntrl nd mk cntct wth frndly. Cldn’t b ny sr.” H tk nthr pff f th cgr s h strd lmst blnkly t th wll. y cntct ddn't sm t b th rdr f th dy tdy.

“f tht’s tr sr” sd Crtx, smngly chsng hs wrds vry crflly “thn why s t y’r cmng wth m?”

prtv R trnd hs hd t lk t Crtx nd grnnd wryly. “nd wht mks y thnk ’m cmng wth y, gnt?”

“Wth rspct, sr, y wr lt t ths mtng. Y’r nvr lt. nd y’r smkng cgr, smthng y’v nt dn fr yrs bt whch gncy lr sys y sd t d vry tm y wr bt t st ff n mssn. nd t wld xpln why y’r brfng m, rthr thn gnt Flx, r smn ls.”

Stll smlng, prtv R pt dwn hs cgr n th prly sclptd cly shtry n f hs kds md fr hm tht st pn hs dsk. H lnt bck n hs chr nd clspd hs hnds tgthr. s th smk frm th smldrng cgr wftd p t slghtly bscr R’s fc frm gnt Crtx, R’s xprssn trnd lmst dthly srs nd h sd;

“Sn. Y’r rght. m gng wth y. Y’r smrt kd, wll n yr wy t bcmng n f th bst gnts ths tft hs vr knwn. Smdy y’ll myb vn b bttr thn m. Bttr thn Hw. Wh knws? Bt th fct s, Hw hs gn rg n s. H’s stppd cmmnctng wth s frm hs plc n ndrr nd wht lttl ntllgnc rprts w hv sy h’s klld ll gncy spprt stff nd gthrd smthng f n rmy f fntcl, dvt wrshpprs.. Bt mrvr, th ppl f ndrr ppr t b wrshppng hm lk smthng f mnr dty. Ths s dply ntlgclly psttng. Th… ppr rnks… f Th gncy fl h’s mkng ply fr ttl pwr nd thy’r wrrd f h’s lft nchckd, w cld hv nthr Km Jng l n r hnds. Fck, h’s vn gt hmslf hrm, fr chrssk. Ths ddtnl vltn s ssntlly slp n th fc. H’s bcm mdmn nd h’s gt t b stppd, gnt Crtx. H’s gt t b stppd! nd f y knw nythng bt Hw, y knw h’s nt gng t stp dwn qtly.”

prtv R lnd frwrd vr hs dsk, pckd p hs cgr nd, s f dmntsrtng th srsnss f th wrds h ws bt t ttr, lkd gnt Crtx drctly n th ys. nd thn, n whsprd, lmst frghtnd tn h sd th wrds tht Crtx hd hpd h wldn’t vr hv t hr.

W’v gt t g nt ndrr, gnt Crtx” sd prtv R. “W’v gt t g nt ndrr nd kll gnt Hw!”

* S Th dvtrs f gnt Hw #130: Ct's n Th Crdl', n whch gnt Hw rclls th tm h hlpd prtv R rg dg shw by thrwng R's ct, Spngct, nt bckt f wtr n th mddl f th shw's mn vnt. Chzbrgrs wr ltr prvdd s mns f syng srry t Spngct.
pstd by ffgy2000 t 3:58 PM n prl 1, 2009

t jst gs t shw y cn't b t crfl!
pstd by pnb t 4:02 PM n prl 1, 2009

prpr f nthng
pstd by crtx (staff) t 4:06 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

n0t3 th3 v0w3ls c@n b3 r3@d !n r3c3nt c0mm3nts.
pstd by By Th Grc f Gd t 4:08 PM n prl 1, 2009

t's n cmc sns thrd, bt ths s hlrs.
pstd by Spc Ktty t 4:12 PM n prl 1, 2009

h dr.
pstd by stry t 4:13 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ww. lk ll th dhydrtd srnms.
pstd by tngrn t 4:14 PM n prl 1, 2009

prpr f nthng

Nds mr wrd jmbl, crtx.
pstd by drsns t 4:17 PM n prl 1, 2009

Hlp, my nw wn't dsply ths thrd prprly.
pstd by BrthrCn t 4:22 PM n prl 1, 2009

mn, my nw ss Ntbk wn't dsply ths thrd prprly.
pstd by BrthrCn t 4:22 PM n prl 1, 2009

rlly nly wnt t s my sr nm.
pstd by nrdyn t 4:26 PM n prl 1, 2009

tl;dr
pstd by t's Rnng Flrnc Hndrsn t 4:33 PM n prl 1, 2009

ky, jst hv t pst smthng s t wll gt dsmvwld nd cn s t thr n th pg, lkng ll fnny, nd s my scrn nm ndr t, ls wth n vwls, lkng ll fnny.
pstd by bksh t 4:34 PM n prl 1, 2009

ths s btfl, rlly btfl.
pstd by crbd t 4:38 PM n prl 1, 2009

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Thаt's hοw yου mаkе mе fееl, Mеtаfіltеr.
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 4:38 PM n prl 1, 2009

Hmmm. HH - h crp.
pstd by strxs t 4:41 PM n prl 1, 2009

hw ds gnft1 pst th vwls?
pstd by By Th Grc f Gd t 4:42 PM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by bphmt t 4:45 PM n prl 1, 2009

hw ds gnft1 pst th vwls?
pstd by By Th Grc f Gd t 7:42 PM n prl 1
pstd by mdln t 4:55 PM n prl 1, 2009

Jst wntd t s wht my srnm lks lk wtht vwls.
pstd by dd Qkr t 4:55 PM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 4:55 PM n prl 1, 2009

brk brk brk
pstd by rnd t 4:55 PM n prl 1, 2009

pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 4:56 PM n prl 1, 2009

crtx s n sshl fr dng ths!
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 4:57 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ιs thіs sοmе Аprіl Fοοls thіng thаt еvеryοnе іs іn οn bυt mе?
pstd by Yr Tm Mchn Scks t 5:05 PM n prl 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

h@ppy h@ppy h@ppy s@ndw1ch!
pstd by Ctch t 5:07 PM n prl 1, 2009

Nt sr whch s mr ntrtnng, th nrml thrd r wth prvw.
pstd by strmn t 5:07 PM n prl 1, 2009

ws hr.
pstd by scrs t 5:08 PM n prl 1, 2009

Gd qstn.
pstd by dg t 5:10 PM n prl 1, 2009

Hs nyn sd "tl;dr" yt?
pstd by yhbc t 5:14 PM n prl 1, 2009

w3ll, TH4T d1dn't w0rk.
pstd by ksltz t 5:24 PM n prl 1, 2009

42;32;112;115;115;115;116;46;46;46;32;111;118;101;114;32;104;101;114;101;46;46;46;32;42;
pstd by ksltz t 5:30 PM n prl 1, 2009

Nthr dd tht.
pstd by drsns t 5:33 PM n prl 1, 2009

Sеrіουsly gυys, Аprіl Fοοls іs οvеr. Cυt іt ουt аnd gο bаck tο typіng nοrmаlly.
pstd by Yr Tm Mchn Scks t 5:33 PM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

cm-shck!
pstd by Brndn Bltchr t 5:36 PM n prl 1, 2009

こりゃうめぇじゃん。でもカナは対象外のようだな :-P

Ａｒｅ　ｔｗｏ－ｂｙｔｅ　ｒｏｍａｎ　ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ　ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｄｉｓｅｍｖｏｗｅｌｅｄ　ａｓ　ｗｅｌｌ？
pstd by rmg t 5:37 PM n prl 1, 2009

x64;x6F;x65;x73;x20;x74;x68;x69;x73;x20;x77;x6F;x72;x6B;x3F;
pstd by ksltz t 5:37 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ｎｏｐｅ，　ｌｏｏｋｓ　ｇｏｏｄ！　Ｔａｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ，　ｅｖｉｌ　ｍｏｄｅｒａｔｏｒｓ！
pstd by rmg t 5:38 PM n prl 1, 2009

does this work?
pstd by ksltz t 5:39 PM n prl 1, 2009

aha! I ust have to double the &s ad #s so that it still works after they're still stripped out!
pstd by ksltz t 5:41 PM n prl 1, 2009

N!

Wt, ys!
pstd by stvrsthwndrchckn t 5:42 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ｎｉｃｅ ｏｎｅ，Ａｒｍａｇｅ！
pstd by drsns t 5:43 PM n prl 1, 2009

By The Grace of God how does gft1 post the vowels?

psst ust go over here ad double the &s ad #s
pstd by ksltz t 5:45 PM n prl 1, 2009

ｏｒ　ｎｏｔ . . .
pstd by drsns t 5:49 PM n prl 1, 2009

h, gd gd! t's bn hr ll lng!
pstd by g_bg t 5:50 PM n prl 1, 2009

ＡＥＩＯＵ　ａｎｄ　ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ　Ｙ
pstd by zngrgyl t 5:51 PM n prl 1, 2009

nd smtms Y
pstd by zngrgyl t 5:52 PM n prl 1, 2009

Srsly, ths s wsm. s smn whs srnm cntns mr vwls thn cnsnnts, t s frkngly wsm!
pstd by g_bg t 5:52 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ths wll nvr wrk!
pstd by mWs t 6:22 PM n prl 1, 2009

Whn t th sssns f swt slnt thght
smmn p rmmbrnc f thngs pst,
sgh th lck f mny thng sght,
nd wth ld ws nw wl my dr tm's wst;
Thn cn drwn n y, nsd t flw,
Fr prcs frnds hd n dth's dtlss nght,
nd wp frsh lv's lng-snc-cnclld w,
nd mn th' xpns f mny vnshd sght;
Thn cn grv t grvncs frgn,
nd hvly frm w t w tll 'r
Th sd ccnt f fr-bmnèd mn,
Whch nw py s f nt pd bfr.
Bt f th whl thnk n th, dr frnd,
ll lsss r rstrd nd srrws nd.
pstd by ntqtmrynn t 6:25 PM n prl 1, 2009

Gr8 4 0b|t thr3@dz
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pstd by rbt md t f mt t 6:45 PM n prl 1, 2009

Sonnet XXL.

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste;
Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long-since-cancelled woe,
And moan th' expense of many a vanished sight;
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoanèd moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end.
pstd by ksltz t 6:47 PM n prl 1, 2009

y, th pg! t trns gry!
pstd by NktNkt t 6:59 PM n prl 1, 2009

y th pg! t trns gry!
pstd by NktNkt t 7:01 PM n prl 1, 2009

ikitaikita Ay, the page! It turs grey!

That's because you fell for WCityMike's little ruse likig to last year's April Fool's oke ust go back to the lik ad read the text it'll tell you how to stop the backgroud from chagig color (if you wat it to, that is)
pstd by ksltz t 7:29 PM n prl 1, 2009

WHN tht prll wth hs shrs st
Th drght f Mrch hth prcd t th rt,
nd bthd vry vyn n swch lcr,
f whch vrt ngndrd s th flr;
Whn Zphrs k wth hs swt brth
nsprd hth n vry hlt nd hth
Th tndr crpps, nd th yng snn
Hth n th Rm hs hlf crs y-rnn,
nd sml fwls mkn mldy,
Tht slpn l th nght wth pn y,
(S prkth hm ntr n hr crgs:
Thn lngn flk t gn n plgrmgs,
nd plmrs fr t skn strng strnds,
T frn hlws, cth n sndry lnds;
nd spclly, frm vry shrs nd
f nglnd, t Cntrbry thy wnd,
Th hly blsfl mrtr fr t sk,
Tht hm hth hlpn, whn tht thy wr sk.
pstd by rnd t 7:41 PM n prl 1, 2009

hv gt t gt m sm f ths sht.
pstd by Nbbrsh t 7:45 PM n prl 1, 2009

fck, dmn t jst fck
wnt my 5 dllrs bck!
pstd by HrnBb t 7:54 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ｎｉｃｅ ｏｎｅ，Ａｒｍａｇｅ！

Ｔｈａｔ’ｓ　”ｒｍｇ”　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕ！
pstd by rmg t 7:59 PM n prl 1, 2009

wh.
pstd by xltstr t 8:14 PM n prl 1, 2009

Sο whаt іs thе mаіn thеmе?
pstd by gdnwsfrthnsn t 8:18 PM n prl 1, 2009

hh
pstd by wfrby t 8:51 PM n prl 1, 2009

m s cnfsd.
pstd by crncp t 9:23 PM n prl 1, 2009

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pstd by lqcs t 9:24 PM n prl 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

Sys y.
pstd by mryh t 9:35 PM n prl 1, 2009

rlly?

réálly?
pstd by mgr t 9:37 PM n prl 1, 2009

whw--thnk gdnss!
pstd by lbrryls t 10:35 PM n prl 1, 2009

Ds t wrk nw?
pstd by schylr523 t 10:39 PM n prl 1, 2009

wht
pstd by trccl t 12:32 AM n prl 2, 2009

wnt t s wht ths lks lk wtht vwls t! Gd thng wnt ll l33t n my sr nm. 'm prsmng tht ths s stll wrkng nd 'm nt gng t mk cmplt dck f myslf by bng s t f th lp.
pstd by h00py t 12:37 AM n prl 2, 2009

th.
pstd by g_bg t 1:18 AM n prl 2, 2009

G0D, D0N'T Y0V GVYS G3T 1T? 1T 1S @PR1L 2ND N0W.
pstd by Ht M t 1:27 AM n prl 2, 2009

Wht
pstd by Ltt t 3:42 AM n prl 2, 2009

thîs îs göòd!
pstd by ltlngstc t 3:52 AM n prl 2, 2009

Ths s Jst t Sy

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fr brkfst

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pstd by brd brdngtn t 4:12 AM n prl 2, 2009 [2 favorites]

fnlly! 'd bn wtng.

t ls ccrs t m tht f vrythng s dsmvwld, nbdy cn tll f 'm cptlzng crrctly.
pstd by mmlng t 4:26 AM n prl 2, 2009

cn s tht yr cptlstn scks bcs pprntly t's wrkng jst fn n Rcnt ctvty. HTH!
pstd by h00py t 4:40 AM n prl 2, 2009

Sht Sndwch, hld th vwls
pstd by dbdny t 4:42 AM n prl 2, 2009

s thr nyn whs srnm s nly vwls?
pstd by mrgnln t 6:14 AM n prl 2, 2009 [1 favorite]

h mn! t lks lk smthng hs gn srsly wrng wth r txt cmprssns schm. W'd bttr sht ths dwn ntl w cn fgr t wht's p nd gt t fxd.
pstd by crtx (staff) t 6:53 AM n prl 2, 2009 [5 favorites]