Users with numbers in their names.

May 12, 2011 2:12 PM

I've found lately that I conflate three different users in my mind, because all their usernames start wih a number. I know it's not you guys -- it's a problem with my brain, and that you are all individuals -- I think -- but nonetheless. It got me wondering. Are all the numerals one through nine represented?

The three that I keep confusing are three blind mice, fourcheesemac and Five Fresh Fish, who are all pretty regular commenters.

Aside from sixcolors, how many other numerals names are there? Searching the site for "two" doesn't work because it's overly-broad. Show yourselves! Bonus points for number-adjective-noun.

posted by Devils Rancher to MetaFilter-Related at 2:12 PM (168 comments total)

Hello!
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 2:13 PM on May 12, 2011 [10 favorites]

3rdParty
posted by dobbs at 2:16 PM on May 12, 2011

posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666

Those are all the important ones, right?
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:18 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I've wondered what happened to 1.
posted by Melismata at 2:18 PM on May 12, 2011

It took me a while to realize that Five Fresh Fish and fishfucker weren't 1 user named Fuck Fresh Fish.

Names with numbers? I dunno.
posted by theora55 at 2:18 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

I think of the "v"-s in "clavdivs" as the Roman numeral 5.
posted by Trurl at 2:21 PM on May 12, 2011 [4 favorites]

OH! CLAUDIUS!
posted by yaymukund at 2:25 PM on May 12, 2011 [44 favorites]

zero gravitas
one little who
two lights above the sea
three blind mice
four panels
five fresh fish
six colors
7-7
8 bit

Couldn't find a nine.
posted by iconomy at 2:25 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

I get Two or three cars parked under the stars confused with that other user that sounds like Two or three cars parked under the stars.
posted by iamkimiam at 2:26 PM on May 12, 2011 [4 favorites]

I remember that moment of sudden awareness too.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:26 PM on May 12, 2011

I've wondered what happened to 1.

He asked to come back recently and we said that Brand New Day is all about coming back and not being that guy you were that got you banned. So he could sign up again but not have that username back and while I don't think he was totally thrilled with that option, it seemd okay to him and I'm not sure what he did.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 2:26 PM on May 12, 2011

From the site search, "users" tab. I couldn't search for "one" because it's too common a word.

two lights above the sea
two or three cars parked under the stars
Two unicycles and some duct tape
two7s_clash
Twoapennything
twobirds
twobit
TwoBooms
twoforty5am
TwoHanded
twoheadedboy
twoleftfeet
twolff
twoporedomain
twos
TwoSheds
two-shirts
twostardav
twostiffs
twoto2tootutu
TwoToneRow
TwoWordReview

three bear minimum
three blind mice
Three Books
Three Day Monk
three|
threeants
threehundredandsixty
threesquare
Threestigmata
threetoed
threeturtles
threetwo
threetwofour
Threeway Handshake

Four Flavors
four panels
four33
fourcheesemac
Four-Eyed Girl
fourfour
fourmajor
Fourmyle
foursentences
fourstar
fourstarcltv

five dollars worth of thank you cake
five fresh fish
Five O'Clock
five toed sloth
five_dollars
fivebeans
FiveFrozenFish
fiveoclockrock
fiver
fivesavagepalms

sixacross
sixandone
sixball
sixbucks
sixcolors
sixdifferentways
sixdoug
sixfoot6
sixim
sixo33
sixohsix
six-or-six-thirty
sixpack
sixswitch
SixteenTons
Sixtieslibber
sixtiesman
sixtoes
sixtwenty3dc
sixtyten

sevenless
sevennus
sevenofspades
SevenPercentSolution
sevensixfive
SevenSpirits
sevenstars
seventyfour
seventyseven
Sevenupcan
sevenyearlurk

eightball
eighth_excerpt
eightohtwoeleven

ninebelow
ninebucks
ninefour
ninekinds
ninepin
nineRED
nineteenthirty
Ninevolt

zero
Zero Gravitas
Zero123
zero1nf
ZeroAmbition
zeroboss
zerobyproxy
zerocross
zerodark
zeroder
ZeroDivides
zeroeffect
zerofoks
zerogt
zerokey
zerolives
zerologik
zerolucid
ZeroParadigm
zerosandones
zerosanity
zeroth
zerotype
zerovoidfiller
Zerowensboring

Interestingly, except for "zero" there are no exact matches that I could find.
posted by flipper at 2:26 PM on May 12, 2011 [15 favorites]

My little list looks really pathetic now.
posted by iconomy at 2:28 PM on May 12, 2011 [8 favorites]

I would like it a lot if there were colors on usernames. Avatars are annoying, but some kind of visual cue would be a help in keeping track of who the heck all you people are.
posted by theora55 at 2:29 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

theora55: Names with numbers? I dunno.

Yes, wherever would you find a name with a number in it?
posted by gman at 2:29 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

Hello!
posted by 26.2 at 2:31 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

colors on usernames is probably the worst MetaFilter idea I've ever heard of. (sorry, theora55)

That said, I'd like to be called 'stroop' and have six different colors please.
posted by iamkimiam at 2:31 PM on May 12, 2011 [3 favorites]

There are a bunch of ones. Here's a not-exhaustive list:

One-quarter Full of Awesome
one more dead town's last parade
One Thousand and One
One Second Before Awakening
one little who
one
posted by yaymukund at 2:33 PM on May 12, 2011

It's worth noting that I regret my username.
posted by 26.2 at 2:34 PM on May 12, 2011 [5 favorites]

Heh, I was reading this thread and totally didn't realise my username is relevant until I saw my name in flippers list.
posted by TwoWordReview at 2:34 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

zero
one
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
11
twelve
thirteen
posted by John Cohen at 2:35 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

Great list, flipper.
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:39 PM on May 12, 2011

Fascinating...2 through 9 all joined on the same day, and have contributed just about nothing to the site.
posted by Melismata at 2:39 PM on May 12, 2011

I'm a color and a number but not in the requested order.
posted by cobaltnine at 2:43 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

I guess we numerically-suffixed users don't count.

Ok.
posted by GuyZero at 2:45 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

If you cared to write a blog post about unpacking the invisible knapsack of ordinal number precedence privilege, I would read it with sympathy and amusement.
posted by Diablevert at 2:54 PM on May 12, 2011 [12 favorites]

I guess we numerically-suffixed users don't count.

Nor do Latin numerical prefixes.
posted by octothorpe at 2:54 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I couldn't search for "one" because it's too common a word.

This Google search will take you to posts/comments by Mefites whose usernames start with "one."

one more dead town's last parade
One Thousand and One
One Second Before Awakening
one little who
posted by John Cohen at 2:55 PM on May 12, 2011

Admit it: This MeTa is a secret ploy to get that Sesame Street pinball song stuck in my head again.
posted by shakespeherian at 2:55 PM on May 12, 2011 [6 favorites]

five fresh fish
five fresh fish

see how they swim
both are not dim
fishfucker is not the same
coincidence in the user name

five fresh fish
five fresh fish
posted by clavdivs at 2:56 PM on May 12, 2011 [21 favorites]

My little list looks really pathetic now.

It's not the size of the list that counts. Well, actually, since this is technically a counting list, I suppose size does count more. Sorry.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:57 PM on May 12, 2011 [3 favorites]

Finally a thread for me.
posted by 2bucksplus at 2:59 PM on May 12, 2011

one-two-three-FOUR-five
six-seven-eight-NINE-ten
eleven-twe-e-e-e-e-e-elve!
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 3:04 PM on May 12, 2011 [28 favorites]

I couldn't search for "one" because it's too common a word.

I ran the list but it's confusing since our admin user search is inexact by its nature. There are something like 609 users with the letter sequence "one" in their usernames, but it's a lot of bone this and honey that.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:05 PM on May 12, 2011 [4 favorites]

also, TwelveTwo, who is quite funny.
posted by clavdivs at 3:05 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

Metafilter: a lot of bone this and honey that.

This MeTa is a secret ploy to get that Sesame Street pinball song stuck in my head again.

My work here is done.
posted by Devils Rancher at 3:07 PM on May 12, 2011 [8 favorites]

Metafilter: it's a lot of bone this and honey that.
posted by theora55 at 3:08 PM on May 12, 2011 [11 favorites]

If you want to really do this up right, grab the "usernames" file from the Infodump.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:09 PM on May 12, 2011 [3 favorites]

I don't count either. :'(
posted by Sassyfras at 3:16 PM on May 12, 2011

oh crap. I forgot that my username here isn't my usual username that has a number in it.

yeah.
posted by Sassyfras at 3:18 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

God I hate myself for doing this but:

Metatalk: it's a lot of bone this and honey that.
posted by quin at 3:18 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

There used to be a hama7.
posted by terrapin at 3:18 PM on May 12, 2011

thirteenkiller, one of my favorite user names.
posted by taz at 3:19 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

Five Fresh Fish can be interpreted numerology- and biblical-wise a dozen interesting, creepy, and satanic ways. Lots of sixes and such.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:21 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I have never felt so ignored around here. Hello, ONEswellfoop here. Also a number-adjective-noun (for certain values of noun)!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:23 PM on May 12, 2011 [6 favorites]

shakespeherian: "Admit it: This MeTa is a secret ploy to get that Sesame Street pinball song stuck in my head again."

God damn it!

*covers ears*

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
posted by brundlefly at 3:25 PM on May 12, 2011

There's no number in wendell
posted by terrapin at 3:31 PM on May 12, 2011 [8 favorites]

Here you go, iamkimiam >>>> 2or3whiskeysodas
posted by taz at 3:31 PM on May 12, 2011

All I can think of is internet fraud detective squad, station number 9. And now I'm all, you know, schmoopy.
posted by knile at 3:36 PM on May 12, 2011

Admit it: This MeTa is a secret ploy to get that Sesame Street pinball song stuck in my head again.

"onefellswoop, five fresh fish, six colors, eighttwoeleven, twelve."

(it fits the tune if you stretch out eighttwooooeleven)

Also, since I didn't learn this until later than I feel I shoud have, whenever the Pinball Number Song comes up, I have to mention it was sung by the Pointer Sisters.

(Apologies to those who know this, especially since I'm 95% certain this was pointed out to me (pun intended) on MeFi.)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 3:36 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

Does Dec... ani count?

Well, I guess only in Latin.
posted by Decani at 3:38 PM on May 12, 2011

Maybe this will help:

One Two Three
Four Five Six
Seven Eight Nine
Ten Eleven Twelve
Ladybugs... at the ladybug picniiiic...
posted by Karmakaze at 3:39 PM on May 12, 2011 [6 favorites]

Wasn't there a Schoolhouse Rock song that went "3, 6, 9 ... 12, 13, 18 ... 21, 24, 27 ... 30" ?
posted by terrapin at 3:39 PM on May 12, 2011

*does The Count laugh

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:40 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

here's a quick list
posted by yaymukund at 3:40 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

Me
posted by k8t at 3:41 PM on May 12, 2011

There's no number in wendell

That's why I changed it. Besides, I used the domain oneswellfoop.com for my first blog and the first time I posted at MeFi as wendell, mathowie commented "nice one, foopster".

terrapin, that's "Three Is A Magic Number", which was the pilot for Multiplication Rock that became Schoolhouse Rock.
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:45 PM on May 12, 2011

Sesame Street pinball song? I always thought that was The Electric Company pinball song.
posted by CancerMan at 3:52 PM on May 12, 2011

What about non english numbers?
posted by empath at 3:55 PM on May 12, 2011

In what language is "empath" a number?
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:00 PM on May 12, 2011

You mean like Roman numerals?
posted by iamkimiam at 4:01 PM on May 12, 2011

I still think ThePinkSuperhero is PinkStainlessTail. Even in real life.
posted by mullacc at 4:01 PM on May 12, 2011 [4 favorites]

You mean like Roman numerals?

Like Uno, Dos, Tres
posted by empath at 4:02 PM on May 12, 2011

I totally forgot that I was a member of the set of users with numbers in their names until I read where iamkimiam mentioned me. I was like oh dear scroll scroll scroll reading another MeTa that has nothing to do with me when I should be studying scroll scroll scroll, and then I was like... oh yeah. :D
posted by two or three cars parked under the stars at 4:07 PM on May 12, 2011

My name is an irrational number. Well, okay - it's irrational.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:09 PM on May 12, 2011

If all you number-names want to have a meet-up I know the perfect place to have it.
posted by Room 641-A at 4:17 PM on May 12, 2011 [5 favorites]

My work here is done.
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:07 PM on May 12 [1 favorite +] [!]

It's all y'all users with "Devil" in your names that get me cornfused.
posted by a humble nudibranch at 4:20 PM on May 12, 2011

I don't know how you could confuse fresh fish and cheesy pasta.
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:30 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

Devils Rancher, I owe you a Coke. 1 stinkin' minute. sheesh.
posted by theora55 at 4:37 PM on May 12, 2011

It's all y'all users with "Devil" in your names that get me cornfused.

[NOT DEVILSADVOCATE-IST]
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:42 PM on May 12, 2011

Now let's talk about all the food themed names and how they're conspiring to make me hungry. Yum, fourcheesemac.
posted by 2bucksplus at 4:44 PM on May 12, 2011

Obviously we need avatars with our posts to clear this up.
posted by NoraReed at 4:45 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I would like it a lot if there were colors on usernames. Avatars are annoying, but some kind of visual cue would be a help in keeping track of who the heck all you people are.

I call dibs on translucent.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 4:52 PM on May 12, 2011

Can we have pi yet?
posted by unSane at 5:00 PM on May 12, 2011

Yes we can.
posted by gman at 5:02 PM on May 12, 2011

I'm so close, yet so far away...
posted by TooFewShoes at 5:07 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

[MATH JOKE]

I've chosen E^i*pi+1=0 as my identity.

[/MATH JOKE]
posted by unSane at 5:11 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I get confused with this guy
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:14 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I would like it a lot if there were colors on usernames. Avatars are annoying, but some kind of visual cue would be a help in keeping track of who the heck all you people are.

Because I look at the profiles of anyone I find interesting, the visited-link colour makes a funny two-tier display system on my end
posted by rollick at 5:16 PM on May 12, 2011

There was a rushmc way back when, but I'm the only mc that matters.
posted by jonmc at 5:21 PM on May 12, 2011

"OH! CLAUDIUS!"

Aye, claudius.
posted by Eideteker at 5:27 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

There's a joannemullen nowadays who keeps giving me namespace collisions with the lovely and wonderful joannemerriam.
posted by Eideteker at 5:29 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

"I get confused with this guy"

Gonna have to call bullshit. Wikipedia says '98 was the year they organized.

lol j/k, I just love that this information is available.
posted by Eideteker at 5:33 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I wonder what MCStayInSkool has been up to lately. Isn't there a MCMikeMcMac or something too?
posted by box at 5:35 PM on May 12, 2011

bquarters
One-quarter Full of Awesome
Quarter Pincher
quarter waters and a bag of chips
quarterframer
QuarterlyProphet
Quartermass

half

amillionbillion
millions
millions of peaches
TheMillioner
Von Million

billionareHuman
Eccentric Genius Billionaire

eleventy zillion
MikeZillion
posted by unliteral at 5:40 PM on May 12, 2011

abc123xyzinfinity
An Infinity Of Monkeys
Infinity Accelerator
infinity-bound
infinityjinx
infinitywa1tz
infinitywaltz
posted by unSane at 5:45 PM on May 12, 2011

Man, remember 111? What was that dude about?
posted by klangklangston at 6:05 PM on May 12, 2011

OH HAI
posted by two lights above the sea at 6:23 PM on May 12, 2011

I wonder what MCStayInSkool has been up to lately.

Oh god. I have been misreading his username as MCStainyStool this entire time and I always thought it was sort of a gross nickname.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:27 PM on May 12, 2011 [17 favorites]

I'm so tempted to create about ten usernames from this thread.
posted by two lights above the sea at 6:32 PM on May 12, 2011

Sort of gross?
posted by Mid at 6:41 PM on May 12, 2011

Maybe he's a woodworker?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:41 PM on May 12, 2011 [16 favorites]

Maybe this will help:

One Two Three
Four Five Six
Seven Eight Nine
Ten Eleven Twelve
Ladybugs... at the ladybug picniiiic...
posted by Karmakaze

Aaaaaaaaaaaaghhh!!!

(Actually, whenever I'm counting knitting stitches, I use this tune to help count...)
posted by Melismata at 7:01 PM on May 12, 2011

Isn't there a MCMikeMcMac or something too?

MCMikeNamara?
posted by axiom at 7:12 PM on May 12, 2011

*cocks an eyebrow expectantly*
posted by 1f2frfbf at 7:12 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

You rang?

Oh, you want numbers in words? Nevermind.

(What are numbers written as words called?)
posted by 47triple2 at 7:19 PM on May 12, 2011

This whole thread feels like a big game of Numberwang.

*waves*
posted by That's Numberwang! at 7:27 PM on May 12, 2011 [15 favorites]

Whenever turning computers off and on to reset something, I usually sing the Sesame Street song up to 12 at least twice.

It's a lot more fun than one-mississippi, two-mississipppi...

TWELVE!
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 7:27 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

Woah it took me a while to realize this thread was about me, too.
posted by one_bean at 7:31 PM on May 12, 2011

I just came to say that I think that one more dead town's last parade, two or three cars parked under the stars, and the corpse in the library have the most poetically evocative usernames ever. I wish mine was as awesome.
posted by Existential Dread at 8:21 PM on May 12, 2011 [5 favorites]

Numerals?

Oh, hey!
posted by 47triple2 at 8:22 PM on May 12, 2011

What are numbers written as words called

Worderals.
posted by tumid dahlia at 8:38 PM on May 12, 2011

There's a joannemullen nowadays who keeps giving me namespace collisions with the lovely and wonderful joannemerriam.

I keep confusing her with Margaret Thatcher.
posted by sevenyearlurk at 8:52 PM on May 12, 2011 [5 favorites]

I get Two or three cars parked under the stars confused with that other user that sounds like Two or three cars parked under the stars.

I think you're thinking of two lights above the sea? I used to get them confused but I've met two lights.

Also, what about names with letters? little e, special-k and so on.
posted by madcaptenor at 8:58 PM on May 12, 2011

There's a user pi.
posted by madcaptenor at 9:06 PM on May 12, 2011

a
b
c
d
e

abcde
posted by not_on_display at 9:23 PM on May 12, 2011

Yeah! I got mentioned! Now I am going to be looking for posts by McStainyStool...
posted by bquarters at 9:34 PM on May 12, 2011

don't forget R343L!
posted by gingerbeer at 9:43 PM on May 12, 2011

gingerbeer: is R343L for "numbers" or "letters"?

If letters, can we count rtha?
posted by madcaptenor at 9:49 PM on May 12, 2011

zero gravitas
one little who
two lights above the sea
three blind mice
four panels
five fresh fish
six colors
7-7
8 bit


... and a partridge in a pear tree

At last we have a Mefi Christmas Carol. Could with some work though.
posted by philipy at 9:51 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I just realized that That's Numberwang! is a lady.


I can't imagine why I thought otherwise.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:10 PM on May 12, 2011

Man, you positive integer folks gotta make it all about you, don't you?

*die cuts the word HUG into a stack of blank index cards, passes them out*
posted by Minus215Cee at 10:33 PM on May 12, 2011

MetaFilter: it's a lot of bone this and honey that.
posted by Chuckles at 10:38 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

"Five fresh gold fish!" would work better, IMO.
posted by five fresh fish at 10:44 PM on May 12, 2011 [1 favorite]

I just came to say that I think that one more dead town's last parade, two or three cars parked under the stars, and the corpse in the library have the most poetically evocative usernames ever. I wish mine was as awesome.

june made him a gemini is a good one, too. They all sound like Mountain Goats songs or something.
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 10:56 PM on May 12, 2011 [2 favorites]

Because I look at the profiles of anyone I find interesting, the visited-link colour makes a funny two-tier display system on my end

That used to bother me as well, so I added this to my user style sheet for the site:

a[href*="metafilter.com/user/"]:visited { color: #cc0 !important } /* normal threads */
a[href*="metafilter.com/user/"][style*="color: rgb(170, 170, 170)"]:visited { color: #aaa !important } /* RA */

Now profile links don't look visited even if they have been. You'll have to adapt this if you use the sacrilegious plain theme.
posted by Rhomboid at 12:05 AM on May 13, 2011

If I were you, five fresh fish, I'd go start a fight with FiveFrozenFish, just to assert your dominance as a superior form of nutrition....
posted by Phire at 12:06 AM on May 13, 2011

single blend
single-blend
Singletoned
singletrack

543DoublePlay
aigledouble
dblrewind
dblslash
DOUBLE A SIDE
double block and bleed
double bubble
double+good
double2
doublehappy
doublehelix
doublejnyc
DoubleMark
doubleozaphod
DoublePlus
DoublePostGuy
doublesecretprobation
doublesix
Doublewhiskeycokenoice
edouble2nyc
EdoubleG
jdoubleuu
mcdoublewide
strangeleftydoublethink

47triple2
triple_schnid
triplejd
triplepostguy
tripplez

quadruplepostguy

That's as high as it appears to go. (I tried 1-12 and 100.)
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 12:30 AM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

"Meatbomb" is "twenty-seven" in Middle Frisian.
posted by Meatbomb at 12:45 AM on May 13, 2011 [2 favorites]

"ALL USER NAMES WITH NUMBERS IN THEM. ATTENTION ALL USER NAMES WITH NUMBERS IN THEM. OUR CODE HAS BEEN BROKEN. CEASE-FIRE AT ONCE. STOP ALL HOSTILE ACTION AGAINST ALLIED SHIPPING."
posted by three blind mice at 12:51 AM on May 13, 2011 [3 favorites]

Numbers only:
603401
1
7
83
123
2057
32673
1
701
123456
12345
1417903
5212
48118854
11235813
987654
8
2
3
4
5
6
7
9
111
27
1016
5500
6550
1984
517
6060842
999
29
54840
777
217174
14580
913
0
433
1
925
256
0
2177897
1110011
8088
88888
1830
799240
58
77144
100000
17564
260229560
14429
630
8175309


And of course all the hexadecimal numbers as well!
de
a
cc
db
b
FAB
A1
ed
dfa
Caffa
ade
daaa
db248
aa
ace
DAa1a
aaaaacade
db6
DC
f5
bb73
BB
bec
cbab
bbbb
aaaaaa
ec
f
af14
caafd4
F9
eae
c0de
adc
F256
dee
D
bc
fb24ced
bad82
abcde
fede
EF
cafaaabbb
bee
c14476DeeBee
BBB28
F4B2
abcab3
e
Becca
fe
ac
AAAA
Dae
acbbdb
ba
deb
dd42
ef2b
c13
e40
31d1
bac
edd
ddf
ebeeb
abee
deedee26b0b14b14
f4
b1ff
bdcda
Be
CCBC
beebee83
abba02
d723
bda1972
CFede1964fac21
ace857
cb
d7415
fec139
cac
ebee
ab5000
ac30
debedb
baf
Ed1
daf81289
ecab
1a2b3c
be11eadfeb
feebee45ae3145
dabcad
cd4337
bdc34
534154414Eb4004040babe60
ed74ceedee
cdccd85023
ACF
af
3dddaba
cc1009Eeefdb
deb35
CCCC
e1cd11
cad
a2
e71
ccaf
Debbee
Ada
deecee
posted by bjrn at 1:08 AM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

And octals (limiting myself to those that start with 0x):
0xFCAF
0xdeadc0de
0x029a
0x88


Thank you infodump!
posted by bjrn at 1:17 AM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

Meatbomb is an astral scholar of Middle Frisian.
posted by joost de vries at 3:03 AM on May 13, 2011

How about fractions?
posted by QuarterlyProphet at 3:09 AM on May 13, 2011

Yeah, how about fractions?
posted by trip and a half at 3:30 AM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

Can't find any fractions with numerator/denominator (unless you count c/j), but there were a few more number usernames with decimal points:
9000.68
26.2
17.5002
0.692
posted by bjrn at 3:41 AM on May 13, 2011

three blind mice: "ALL USER NAMES WITH NUMBERS IN THEM. ATTENTION ALL USER NAMES WITH NUMBERS IN THEM. OUR CODE HAS BEEN BROKEN. CEASE-FIRE AT ONCE. STOP ALL HOSTILE ACTION AGAINST ALLIED SHIPPING."

Not to sound mean, and yeah, maybe we're not all equal, but you're odd to point out the divide considering you're not even a fraction of us. Jesus, sum people...
posted by gman at 4:20 AM on May 13, 2011 [2 favorites]

No 1337 but there's an 0bs01337
posted by unSane at 4:33 AM on May 13, 2011

I can't tell you how many hours I've spent hoping five fresh fish and kittens for breakfast don't become spouses.
posted by FelliniBlank at 7:20 AM on May 13, 2011 [4 favorites]

I'm surprised desjardins/desuetude hasn't come up, although that hasn't seemed to be a problem lately.
posted by desjardins at 7:57 AM on May 13, 2011

They all sound like Mountain Goats songs or something

they all sound like titles of red meat strips to me, actually. see also: oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
posted by elizardbits at 8:24 AM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

The k in kmz stands for kernel, which originally derived not from oh so neckbeardy OS jargon, but rather the kernel of a group homomorphism.

And now you know... the rest of the story.

(Also, Metafilter: it's a lot of bone this and honey that. That makes an even five times!)
posted by kmz at 9:20 AM on May 13, 2011

This seems to be the thread to admit that when I first started commenting after years of lurking, I used to worry that others would confuse my user name for somebody else (nobody in particular) and they would pick fights with me thinking I was some asshole they didn't like.

(This was probably because around that time, I had a IRL doppelganger in Chicago who I was often confused for.)

Now, when this topic comes up, my fear is that I'm the asshole others get confused for. Progress? Perhaps.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:21 AM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

numeric homophones represent!
posted by heyforfour at 9:36 AM on May 13, 2011

Man, remember 111? What was that dude about?

Sockpup+-petry.
posted by y2karl at 9:56 AM on May 13, 2011

Man, remember 111? What was that dude about ?

Sockpuppetry.
posted by y2karl at 9:59 AM on May 13, 2011

OK, more evidence of the Stop button's uselessness here.
posted by y2karl at 10:01 AM on May 13, 2011

Et 2, Karl?
posted by Devils Rancher at 10:33 AM on May 13, 2011

kmz: "That makes an even five times!)"

Five isn't even.
posted by Chrysostom at 10:46 AM on May 13, 2011

Sure it is, in Z₃.
posted by kmz at 10:54 AM on May 13, 2011

And base 2.5
posted by unSane at 10:59 AM on May 13, 2011

I take 1, 1, 1 'cause you left me and
2, 2, 2 for my family and
3, 3, 3 for my heartache and
4, 4, 4 for my headaches! and
5, 5, 5 for my lonely and
6, 6, 6 for my sorrow and
7, 7 for nonono tomorrow and
8, 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9, 9, 9 for a lost god and
10, 10, 10, 10 for everything
everything everything everything
posted by kirkaracha at 12:48 PM on May 13, 2011 [3 favorites]

It took me a while to realize that Five Fresh Fish and fishfucker weren't 1 user named Fuck Fresh Fish.

Those guys are poseurs.
posted by five fresh fishfuckers at 1:04 PM on May 13, 2011 [8 favorites]

Oh, and I confuse Sweet Darling (met) with DarlingBri all the time. =(
posted by Eideteker at 1:20 PM on May 13, 2011

Hi!
Can I come to this magical number-name meetup, or is my number on the wrong end?
posted by vortex genie 2 at 1:50 PM on May 13, 2011

It's all y'all users with "Devil" in your names that get me cornfused.

My work here is done.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 2:27 PM on May 13, 2011 [2 favorites]

Pleased to meet you. Hope you got confused by my name. But what's puzzing you - is my fucking name.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:30 PM on May 13, 2011 [2 favorites]

You are so spoused.
posted by theora55 at 2:57 PM on May 13, 2011

vortex genie 2: "Hi! Can I come to this magical number-name meetup, or is my number on the wrong end?"

Apparently, but the algorithm missed k8t as well.
posted by psyche7 at 6:09 PM on May 13, 2011

can i play too? i got numbers
posted by 404 Not Found at 6:37 PM on May 13, 2011

no, 404 Not Found, you always ruin everything...
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:51 PM on May 13, 2011 [3 favorites]

But what's puzzing you - is my fucking name.

Shouldn't that be what's puzting you ?
posted by y2karl at 9:37 PM on May 13, 2011

Or, rather, what's putzing you ?

(Dang it! Hoist by my own retard...)
posted by y2karl at 9:42 PM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

Aw, no one searched for the transfinite cardinal numbers :( I want to be in the club too!
posted by bethnull at 11:21 PM on May 13, 2011 [1 favorite]

I now refer to all my friends named Elizabeth as Elizardbits. Cracks me up; doesn't crack them up.

How about usernames with capital letters? When I first started lurking I thought the capitals meant Astro Zombie, Optimus Chyme, and Blazecock Pileon were important dudes.
posted by Existential Dread at 12:30 PM on May 14, 2011

there is a -1 too
posted by marienbad at 2:36 PM on May 14, 2011

not only is there a -1, but there's an e to the pi i.
posted by madcaptenor at 4:03 PM on May 14, 2011

My name has a number in it; hello.
posted by k8lin at 4:23 PM on May 14, 2011

The pair that I have trouble with is Decani/delmoi.
posted by kagredon at 12:25 PM on May 15, 2011

And dersins and desuetude and dejardins
posted by Devils Rancher at 12:32 PM on May 15, 2011

'tis I!
posted by cestmoi15 at 3:14 PM on May 15, 2011

I'll just leave this here then.
posted by fiercekitten at 8:24 PM on May 16, 2011

How about usernames with capital letters? When I first started lurking I thought the capitals meant Astro Zombie, Optimus Chyme, and Blazecock Pileon were important dudes.

Yes, but, after the Quickening, there can be only One.
posted by y2karl at 8:46 PM on May 16, 2011

camelCase ftw
posted by unSane at 8:52 PM on May 16, 2011

ohai
posted by 100000 at 1:16 AM on May 18, 2011

fake - 100k-reserved!
posted by unliteral at 3:38 PM on May 18, 2011

Is that really camelCase, or is it dromedaryCase? It has only one hump.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:56 PM on May 18, 2011

MonogamyCase
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:13 PM on May 18, 2011