So Tweasure Your Wuv. August 2, 2009 10:48 AM Subscribe
I Married a MeFite!
On Monday, July 27, at the Shelby County Courthouse in Columbiana Alabama, MetaFilter members BitterOldPunk and elizard were united in unholy matrimony. They plan to stay in Alabama until elizard can't stand it one more fucking instant and then abscond back to Canada, where BOP is expected to bitch about the weather and the price of cigarettes.
This never would have happened had it not been for MetaFilter and MetaChat. Oh, internets. Is there nothing you can't do? Thanks, MetaFilter, for being a place that brings people together, sometimes for real real.
On Monday, July 27, at the Shelby County Courthouse in Columbiana Alabama, MetaFilter members BitterOldPunk and elizard were united in unholy matrimony. They plan to stay in Alabama until elizard can't stand it one more fucking instant and then abscond back to Canada, where BOP is expected to bitch about the weather and the price of cigarettes.
This never would have happened had it not been for MetaFilter and MetaChat. Oh, internets. Is there nothing you can't do? Thanks, MetaFilter, for being a place that brings people together, sometimes for real real.
elizard's user picture shows her firing a pistol. Presumably that will be a problem if y'all return to Canada.
By the way, congratulations. (And please ask Brandon Blatcher for instructions on using the "spouse" tag.)
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 10:52 AM on August 2, 2009 [3 favorites]
By the way, congratulations. (And please ask Brandon Blatcher for instructions on using the "spouse" tag.)
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 10:52 AM on August 2, 2009 [3 favorites]
That. Is. So. Great.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 10:54 AM on August 2, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 10:54 AM on August 2, 2009 [4 favorites]
This made me smile on an otherwise rather stupid day. Congratulations and thanks for being awesome and making MetaFilter awesome!
posted by Neofelis at 10:57 AM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Neofelis at 10:57 AM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Holy carp!
Congratulations! Here's to happiness2 for two incredibly awesome peeps!
posted by porpoise at 11:02 AM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations! Here's to happiness2 for two incredibly awesome peeps!
posted by porpoise at 11:02 AM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations! maybe just maybe you won't be so bitter now.
posted by Sailormom at 11:02 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by Sailormom at 11:02 AM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations and best wishes.
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:04 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:04 AM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations!
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:12 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:12 AM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations and best wishes.
posted by Crabby Appleton at 11:22 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by Crabby Appleton at 11:22 AM on August 2, 2009
BOP is expected to bitch about the weather and the price of cigarettes
I can hook you up with the latter, but you'll just have to buck up for the former.
Congrats, you crazy kids!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:29 AM on August 2, 2009
I can hook you up with the latter, but you'll just have to buck up for the former.
Congrats, you crazy kids!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:29 AM on August 2, 2009
Awesome wedding photo!!!
posted by JoanArkham at 11:33 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by JoanArkham at 11:33 AM on August 2, 2009
Just know that from now on you'll be UxoriousOldPunk.
Congratulations!
posted by palliser at 11:34 AM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Congratulations!
posted by palliser at 11:34 AM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Right on! Congratulations!
posted by EatTheWeek at 11:46 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by EatTheWeek at 11:46 AM on August 2, 2009
That has to be the best wedding photo ever. Congratulations!
BOP, you won't be bitching about the health care. Well, unless you come to Ontario, where it's the provincial sport.
posted by maudlin at 11:54 AM on August 2, 2009
BOP, you won't be bitching about the health care. Well, unless you come to Ontario, where it's the provincial sport.
posted by maudlin at 11:54 AM on August 2, 2009
You guys look so cute and awesome together. Congratulations!
posted by ifjuly at 11:56 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by ifjuly at 11:56 AM on August 2, 2009
Love the photo. Can we have the goopy backstory of how you met please?
posted by CunningLinguist at 11:57 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by CunningLinguist at 11:57 AM on August 2, 2009
Congrats from another guy who is married to a MeFite! (Though I'm not as cool as you, because we met prior to Metafilter.) Metafilter keeps a marriage strong by always giving you stuff to talk about.
posted by grumblebee at 11:57 AM on August 2, 2009
posted by grumblebee at 11:57 AM on August 2, 2009
So did my wife! Congrats!
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 12:02 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 12:02 PM on August 2, 2009
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!
posted by blue_beetle at 12:02 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by blue_beetle at 12:02 PM on August 2, 2009
* throws self to floor, rolls in glass *
posted by pracowity at 12:04 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by pracowity at 12:04 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Congratulations!
posted by marxchivist at 12:08 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by marxchivist at 12:08 PM on August 2, 2009
Yeah, this is one of the least eponysterical MeTas in a long time.
Not only am I very happy for you, (you give me hope), I was sort of witness to this as I followed along on your Twitter feed. Unlike other bitter and old MeFites, you are your username. Your recent tweet about tubetop girl was teh awesome. I recommend you as an add to all MeFites.
posted by geekyguy at 12:10 PM on August 2, 2009
Not only am I very happy for you, (you give me hope), I was sort of witness to this as I followed along on your Twitter feed. Unlike other bitter and old MeFites, you are your username. Your recent tweet about tubetop girl was teh awesome. I recommend you as an add to all MeFites.
posted by geekyguy at 12:10 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations to both of you.
posted by atchafalaya at 12:13 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by atchafalaya at 12:13 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 12:15 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 12:15 PM on August 2, 2009
She's not listed as spouse on your contact page, while several other people are. You got some 'plainin' to do!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 12:18 PM on August 2, 2009 [7 favorites]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 12:18 PM on August 2, 2009 [7 favorites]
Mazeltov! You look so sweet and happy, it's twuly wonderful.
posted by readery at 12:22 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by readery at 12:22 PM on August 2, 2009
Wonderful! . . . although if YouTube reveals that you did some type of cutesy-ass choreographed dance routine down the aisle, I'll be forced to repossess your username.
posted by FelliniBlank at 12:31 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by FelliniBlank at 12:31 PM on August 2, 2009
Wonderful news! Congratulations!
posted by kiwi-epitome at 12:32 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by kiwi-epitome at 12:32 PM on August 2, 2009
Woohoo congrats hurray hurrah huzzah!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:39 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:39 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
See, THIS is what the spouse tag is for!!!!!
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:40 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:40 PM on August 2, 2009
[requisite pointless dispute]
Be kind to birds.
If you're talking about rice hurting birds, that's a myth: Snopes & The Straight Dope.
posted by pracowity at 12:40 PM on August 2, 2009
Be kind to birds.
If you're talking about rice hurting birds, that's a myth: Snopes & The Straight Dope.
posted by pracowity at 12:40 PM on August 2, 2009
congratulations!
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:41 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 12:41 PM on August 2, 2009
Ok, Brandon Blatcher, I updated my contacts page. And elizard just called me a slut for enspousenating so many MeFites. And I was all like no baby it ain't like that you my best girl now go make me a pie.
As to how we met: we talked on MetaChat, then via email, then via telephone. She was going to take a vacation to Belize, and I suggested switching her return flight to my town. So she did, and we hit it off. A few months later she came back down with her awesome cat, Al, the Best Cat Ever. And the rest is history.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:41 PM on August 2, 2009 [6 favorites]
As to how we met: we talked on MetaChat, then via email, then via telephone. She was going to take a vacation to Belize, and I suggested switching her return flight to my town. So she did, and we hit it off. A few months later she came back down with her awesome cat, Al, the Best Cat Ever. And the rest is history.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:41 PM on August 2, 2009 [6 favorites]
I've started a page on the MeFi Wiki to track couples who have met because of Metafilter or any of the closely related sites. Add yourself if you qualify!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:44 PM on August 2, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:44 PM on August 2, 2009 [4 favorites]
Thanks for that, teeps! I meant to include that link but it got lost in a frenzy of editing.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:48 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:48 PM on August 2, 2009
w00t!
posted by ooga_booga at 12:53 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by ooga_booga at 12:53 PM on August 2, 2009
Aw, congratulations! That is fantastic and I wish you many many years of happy bitterness and lizarding.
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 12:56 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 12:56 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Fantastic wedding shot! Congrats to you both. You look so happy & it's always neat to hear about the random ways the internet has changed the world...
I know there are other couples on MeFi but I'm never sure who met online and who knew each other first and just both signed up...
posted by mdn at 1:00 PM on August 2, 2009
I know there are other couples on MeFi but I'm never sure who met online and who knew each other first and just both signed up...
posted by mdn at 1:00 PM on August 2, 2009
I've started a page on the MeFi Wiki to track couples who have met because of Metafilter or any of the closely related sites. Add yourself if you qualify!
Nice. I vote that it also include married mefites who didn't meet through Metafilter (or online). That sounds self-serving, I know, but it's not. I don't care if I'm on the page. But I am interested in knowing about other couples here. (Just so I know who to invite to the first-annual Metafilter swingers party.)
posted by grumblebee at 1:03 PM on August 2, 2009
Nice. I vote that it also include married mefites who didn't meet through Metafilter (or online). That sounds self-serving, I know, but it's not. I don't care if I'm on the page. But I am interested in knowing about other couples here. (Just so I know who to invite to the first-annual Metafilter swingers party.)
posted by grumblebee at 1:03 PM on August 2, 2009
Mazel Tov you beautiful babies, I wish you strong drinks, cheap smokes and happiness for all of your days.
posted by Divine_Wino at 1:03 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Divine_Wino at 1:03 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Awwwwww. Congratulations!
posted by lilac girl at 1:09 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by lilac girl at 1:09 PM on August 2, 2009
Salud!
posted by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious at 1:23 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious at 1:23 PM on August 2, 2009
All the best to the two of you!
posted by educatedslacker at 1:24 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by educatedslacker at 1:24 PM on August 2, 2009
I've started a page on the MeFi Wiki...
der, shoulda previewed - but both the people I was thinking of are there, so - neat!
posted by mdn at 1:27 PM on August 2, 2009
der, shoulda previewed - but both the people I was thinking of are there, so - neat!
posted by mdn at 1:27 PM on August 2, 2009
Aw. I love people who are in love. Congrats to you both, much love and luck.
posted by FunkyHelix at 1:32 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by FunkyHelix at 1:32 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats, Happyoldpunk! And to you as well, elizard! Being married to a mefite is mighty fine.
posted by rtha at 1:49 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by rtha at 1:49 PM on August 2, 2009
Lovely! Many years of happiness and posting, you two!
posted by orange swan at 1:51 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by orange swan at 1:51 PM on August 2, 2009
This is a wonderful story! Congrats!!
And I LOVE the wedding picture...
posted by lleachie at 1:53 PM on August 2, 2009
And I LOVE the wedding picture...
posted by lleachie at 1:53 PM on August 2, 2009
mega awesomeness. may tom waits sing for you on your first anniversary!
posted by msconduct at 2:03 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by msconduct at 2:03 PM on August 2, 2009
Mazel tov! Off-topic, BOP, your story about Sylvia's is one of my favorite MeFi anecdotes ever.
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:11 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:11 PM on August 2, 2009
HEY FUCCKING COOL RIGHT ELIZARD IS AWESOME!
Srsly, mazeltov.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 2:22 PM on August 2, 2009
Srsly, mazeltov.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 2:22 PM on August 2, 2009
Unlike Item, I will congratulate you twice! Once for each MeFite. Congrats!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:32 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:32 PM on August 2, 2009
CANADA? Now I'll NEVER get to meet you!
Nice. Congrat^2!!
posted by absalom at 2:34 PM on August 2, 2009
Nice. Congrat^2!!
posted by absalom at 2:34 PM on August 2, 2009
Yeah, that probably just about takes the (wedding) cake for cost-benefit analysis of your $5.
Congrats!
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 2:38 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats!
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 2:38 PM on August 2, 2009
You guys are fucking awesome. Much happiness to you both and your profane union.
posted by msali at 2:39 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by msali at 2:39 PM on August 2, 2009
Bitter old me is going to cry now! Congratulations and my very best wishes for many happy years together.
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 2:49 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 2:49 PM on August 2, 2009
I knew all about this before it happened because I was following BOP on (shudder) Twitter. Although for a while there it was unclear whether BOP was going to marry eliz or BoringPostcards. Such are the limitations of 140 characters. Still, it shows that the Site Full of Twits has some functional value.
Still, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.
posted by wendell at 2:57 PM on August 2, 2009
Still, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.
posted by wendell at 2:57 PM on August 2, 2009
Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us together today.
awesome post title dude, may you go forth and be bitter together!
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 2:58 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
awesome post title dude, may you go forth and be bitter together!
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 2:58 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Congratulations! This is the best thing I've heard all day, and I'm just that little bit less bitter now that I've heard it.
posted by languagehat at 3:11 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by languagehat at 3:11 PM on August 2, 2009
Freaking sweet. Congrats you guys.
posted by fourcheesemac at 3:13 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by fourcheesemac at 3:13 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats!
posted by darth_tedious at 3:20 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by darth_tedious at 3:20 PM on August 2, 2009
That's wonderful! That wedding photo touched the happy cord that exists within the dark depths of my psyche.
posted by Kattullus at 3:33 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Kattullus at 3:33 PM on August 2, 2009
.
posted by silkygreenbelly at 3:35 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by silkygreenbelly at 3:35 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations! That is a truly awesome wedding photo.
posted by cerebus19 at 3:37 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by cerebus19 at 3:37 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats! I don't know why this isn't in the sidebar yet...
posted by aheckler at 4:08 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by aheckler at 4:08 PM on August 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Congratulations.
Maybe this will be you at Biscuits game in a few years.
posted by NoMich at 4:10 PM on August 2, 2009
Maybe this will be you at Biscuits game in a few years.
posted by NoMich at 4:10 PM on August 2, 2009
congrats. i hope that you two have a good life together.
posted by the aloha at 4:12 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by the aloha at 4:12 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats, BoP and elizard!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:13 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:13 PM on August 2, 2009
Mazel Tov, you magnificent bastards! Coolest couple in Alabammy.
posted by Mister_A at 4:37 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Mister_A at 4:37 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations! Marrying a Mefioso is fun and productive.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 4:47 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 4:47 PM on August 2, 2009
On Monday, July 27, at the Shelby County Courthouse in Columbiana Alabama
Wait wait wait. Columbiana? With the big Victorian courthouse in the middle of the traffic circle? Small world -- my wife's from about 10 miles NE of Columbiana, and pretty soon we're going there to deal with my mother-in-law's terminal illness.
So when I drive past the courthouse on the way to figuring out where the heck the bank is (for the fifteenth time), I'll think of you two. Congrats!
posted by dw at 4:59 PM on August 2, 2009
Wait wait wait. Columbiana? With the big Victorian courthouse in the middle of the traffic circle? Small world -- my wife's from about 10 miles NE of Columbiana, and pretty soon we're going there to deal with my mother-in-law's terminal illness.
So when I drive past the courthouse on the way to figuring out where the heck the bank is (for the fifteenth time), I'll think of you two. Congrats!
posted by dw at 4:59 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations! (Great photo, by the way.)
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 5:26 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 5:26 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations. I see you are both holding up your middle fingers. This cause me to reflect that: "Symmetry helps to map the parameters of human existence and communication, moreover its inconsistencies, its dialectic impetus."
posted by tellurian at 5:28 PM on August 2, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by tellurian at 5:28 PM on August 2, 2009 [2 favorites]
Great news folks. Congratulations :)
posted by doctor_negative at 5:40 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by doctor_negative at 5:40 PM on August 2, 2009
Kudos on the excellent beard. And the wedding.
posted by electroboy at 5:44 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by electroboy at 5:44 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats, and come on up! It's cozy in Canada right now.
posted by fish tick at 5:47 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by fish tick at 5:47 PM on August 2, 2009
Respect! You guys look like you're happily holding a grudge against the world - together!
posted by ignignokt at 5:52 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by ignignokt at 5:52 PM on August 2, 2009
No wedding invite? Hmmmm.
You wouldn't happen to own a spinning wheel, would you?
posted by The Whelk at 5:57 PM on August 2, 2009
You wouldn't happen to own a spinning wheel, would you?
posted by The Whelk at 5:57 PM on August 2, 2009
That is beyond awesome, as is your wedding photo!
posted by bitter-girl.com at 6:01 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by bitter-girl.com at 6:01 PM on August 2, 2009
Another happy MeFi couple! I love the internets! Congrats, you two crazy kids!
posted by Lynsey at 6:08 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Lynsey at 6:08 PM on August 2, 2009
So awesome!! Congratulations!
posted by sarcasticah at 6:12 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by sarcasticah at 6:12 PM on August 2, 2009
That is the best wedding photo ever! Congrats!
posted by nooneyouknow at 6:25 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by nooneyouknow at 6:25 PM on August 2, 2009
Woo hooooo! Hot damn! Congratulations, y'all!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:49 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:49 PM on August 2, 2009
Yay!!! Congrats!
posted by Stewriffic at 6:49 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Stewriffic at 6:49 PM on August 2, 2009
Wow, best metatalk I've seen in eons - so awesome! Congrats!
posted by madamjujujive at 6:49 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by madamjujujive at 6:49 PM on August 2, 2009
(And they say nothing good happens in August. ;)
Best wishes to you both!
posted by arachnid at 6:52 PM on August 2, 2009
Best wishes to you both!
posted by arachnid at 6:52 PM on August 2, 2009
Man, best wedding photo ever. Congratulations!
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:00 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:00 PM on August 2, 2009
Congrats! And an early "Welcome to Canada, eh?" for good measure. You'll love it here!
posted by five fresh fish at 7:02 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by five fresh fish at 7:02 PM on August 2, 2009
YAYAYAYAY! Congrats!! Here's to a long happy life together :)
posted by ugf at 7:09 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by ugf at 7:09 PM on August 2, 2009
This is great. Congrats.
posted by Devils Rancher at 7:51 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Devils Rancher at 7:51 PM on August 2, 2009
This is the first time I've felt that a thread anywhere on MeFi ought to have its own sound track; a happy and joyous sound track!
posted by XMLicious at 8:09 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by XMLicious at 8:09 PM on August 2, 2009
Yay, congratulations, let joy be unconfined!
posted by Sidhedevil at 8:19 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Sidhedevil at 8:19 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations, you two!
posted by fairytale of los angeles at 8:21 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by fairytale of los angeles at 8:21 PM on August 2, 2009
Very nice, congrats!
Thin Lizzy and I were Mefites before we were married, but we were a couple before we were Mefites.
posted by Bookhouse at 8:37 PM on August 2, 2009
Thin Lizzy and I were Mefites before we were married, but we were a couple before we were Mefites.
posted by Bookhouse at 8:37 PM on August 2, 2009
That is awesome!!! Congratulations!!!
posted by small_ruminant at 8:44 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by small_ruminant at 8:44 PM on August 2, 2009
Congratulations and best wishes for the future!
posted by Tesseractive at 8:52 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Tesseractive at 8:52 PM on August 2, 2009
Ain't love grand? Mazel tov!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 9:49 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by The Light Fantastic at 9:49 PM on August 2, 2009
L'chaim! Yay for MeFi connecting the lovedots!
posted by not_on_display at 10:08 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by not_on_display at 10:08 PM on August 2, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nah, just kidding. This brought a smile to my face and the pic brought a tear to my eye. A million years of happiness together!
posted by jtron at 11:39 PM on August 2, 2009
Nah, just kidding. This brought a smile to my face and the pic brought a tear to my eye. A million years of happiness together!
posted by jtron at 11:39 PM on August 2, 2009
That wedding picture is at least eighteen kinds of awesome.
posted by Malor at 11:40 PM on August 2, 2009
posted by Malor at 11:40 PM on August 2, 2009
Malor: "That wedding picture is at least eighteen kinds of awesome."
I don't know, I only count two.
This makes me feel so warm and fuzzy I think my stomach might be growing hair inside. Err, I mean Happy Wedding!
posted by yaymukund at 12:11 AM on August 3, 2009 [1 favorite]
I don't know, I only count two.
This makes me feel so warm and fuzzy I think my stomach might be growing hair inside. Err, I mean Happy Wedding!
posted by yaymukund at 12:11 AM on August 3, 2009 [1 favorite]
I am going to rub my laptop on a dirty shirt to see if Metafilter can get the stain out, because there is nothing that this website cannot do.
posted by zinc saucier at 12:34 AM on August 3, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by zinc saucier at 12:34 AM on August 3, 2009 [1 favorite]
That's a great wedding pic. Congratulations to you both.
And ha ha, I spoused her before you did. ;)
She used to visit us the bunnies in irc, and then I guess you stole her from us. You lucky bastard. Best wishes and all that!
posted by lilywing13 at 2:51 AM on August 3, 2009
And ha ha, I spoused her before you did. ;)
She used to visit us the bunnies in irc, and then I guess you stole her from us. You lucky bastard. Best wishes and all that!
posted by lilywing13 at 2:51 AM on August 3, 2009
Congratulations, BitterOldPunk and elizard!
I love how BitterOldPunk lives up to his username by wearing a tuxedo t-shirt and jeans to his wedding, and how he and the now-wife have cigarettes sticking out of their sneering mouths while sticking up their middle fingers to the camera. Beautiful, clearly a great match!
posted by Lush at 3:04 AM on August 3, 2009
I love how BitterOldPunk lives up to his username by wearing a tuxedo t-shirt and jeans to his wedding, and how he and the now-wife have cigarettes sticking out of their sneering mouths while sticking up their middle fingers to the camera. Beautiful, clearly a great match!
posted by Lush at 3:04 AM on August 3, 2009
Congrats! Am I the only person who will be watching for diametrically opposed responses in relationshipfilter questions?
posted by saucysault at 4:42 AM on August 3, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by saucysault at 4:42 AM on August 3, 2009 [2 favorites]
I think I detect no cunts in hats present at that wedding ceremony (I know you would never have played the chicken dance) and I'm thrilled for you both. Congratulations!
posted by h00py at 5:21 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by h00py at 5:21 AM on August 3, 2009
Is there a photo of doves flying out of your beard? If not, congratulations anyway!
posted by orme at 5:22 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by orme at 5:22 AM on August 3, 2009
Shouldn't this have been posted in meet-ups?
Anyway, congratulations!
posted by TedW at 5:24 AM on August 3, 2009
Anyway, congratulations!
posted by TedW at 5:24 AM on August 3, 2009
Congrats!
And holy crap, meta-weirdness! I drove by the Columbiana courthouse on the 27th, on my way back to SC from the lake! If I'd known y'all were there tying the knot, I would have stopped by and dropped off a present.
posted by This Guy at 5:27 AM on August 3, 2009
And holy crap, meta-weirdness! I drove by the Columbiana courthouse on the 27th, on my way back to SC from the lake! If I'd known y'all were there tying the knot, I would have stopped by and dropped off a present.
posted by This Guy at 5:27 AM on August 3, 2009
Congratulations on the upcoming abscondment! The marriage part is nice too.
posted by kmennie at 5:56 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by kmennie at 5:56 AM on August 3, 2009
Got a little somethin' in my eye, here....
Probably the damned smoke....
Congratulations youse guys!
posted by Floydd at 6:32 AM on August 3, 2009
Probably the damned smoke....
Congratulations youse guys!
posted by Floydd at 6:32 AM on August 3, 2009
Nicely done, sir! Huzzah!
posted by DiscourseMarker at 6:52 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by DiscourseMarker at 6:52 AM on August 3, 2009
Awww, you crazy kids. This is:
a. sweet
b. totally awesome
c. cuter-n-a basket-o-kittens
d. all of the above and then some.
posted by theora55 at 6:56 AM on August 3, 2009
a. sweet
b. totally awesome
c. cuter-n-a basket-o-kittens
d. all of the above and then some.
posted by theora55 at 6:56 AM on August 3, 2009
Congrats! That wedding pic is truly awesome.
posted by marginaliana at 7:08 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by marginaliana at 7:08 AM on August 3, 2009
Yeah yeah whatever, old news, I already congratulated you. Now what, you want more?
Okay, you got them!!!!! Still think this is awesome & y'all are still both invited to Asheville; now you could even share a bedroom and everything. Heh.
posted by mygothlaundry at 7:38 AM on August 3, 2009
Okay, you got them!!!!! Still think this is awesome & y'all are still both invited to Asheville; now you could even share a bedroom and everything. Heh.
posted by mygothlaundry at 7:38 AM on August 3, 2009
Awesome, and sweet, and congratulations!
posted by mediareport at 7:57 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by mediareport at 7:57 AM on August 3, 2009
Congratulations!
*throws birds*
Seriously, these damn zebra finches breed like crazy! What the hell else am I supposed to do with all of them?
posted by quin at 8:29 AM on August 3, 2009
*throws birds*
Seriously, these damn zebra finches breed like crazy! What the hell else am I supposed to do with all of them?
posted by quin at 8:29 AM on August 3, 2009
I love that wedding pic.
Congratulations to the both of you.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:57 AM on August 3, 2009
Congratulations to the both of you.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:57 AM on August 3, 2009
Little late to this one, but congrats you two :)
May you both have a very blessed married life together!!!
posted by hadjiboy at 9:09 AM on August 3, 2009
May you both have a very blessed married life together!!!
posted by hadjiboy at 9:09 AM on August 3, 2009
Awesomeness. Congrats to you both!
posted by futureisunwritten at 9:59 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by futureisunwritten at 9:59 AM on August 3, 2009
Congratulations! I LOLed loud and hearty at the pic.
posted by Halloween Jack at 10:05 AM on August 3, 2009
posted by Halloween Jack at 10:05 AM on August 3, 2009
Mazel tov, kids.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:15 PM on August 3, 2009
posted by jerseygirl at 12:15 PM on August 3, 2009
Good luck.
posted by JohnnyGunn at 12:50 PM on August 3, 2009
posted by JohnnyGunn at 12:50 PM on August 3, 2009
It goes to show you never can tell.
Congrats and best wishes!
posted by longsleeves at 1:38 PM on August 3, 2009
Congrats and best wishes!
posted by longsleeves at 1:38 PM on August 3, 2009
Congratulations, you guys.
* rocks out on three formerly-bitter chords *
posted by joe lisboa at 4:08 PM on August 3, 2009
* rocks out on three formerly-bitter chords *
posted by joe lisboa at 4:08 PM on August 3, 2009
–Hazmatow!
posted by monocultured at 5:12 PM on August 3, 2009
posted by monocultured at 5:12 PM on August 3, 2009
Once again, conga rats to you two. Get your asses to 'Couverville already and I'll buy you both a celebratory drink at The Railway: espresso martinis, of course!
posted by Zack_Replica at 9:07 PM on August 3, 2009
posted by Zack_Replica at 9:07 PM on August 3, 2009
Haha, excellent picture. You don't know me, Jon, but you're one of my favourite mefites, and I wish you both all the best. Cheers.
posted by Skyanth at 11:52 PM on August 3, 2009
posted by Skyanth at 11:52 PM on August 3, 2009
Oh, fantastic! Many happy returns! Nikah mubarak! Mazel Tov! Umarım bir yastıkta kocarsınız!
posted by dejah420 at 12:53 AM on August 4, 2009
posted by dejah420 at 12:53 AM on August 4, 2009
Woot! Felicitations and e-champagne for you both! Congratulations!
posted by goo at 4:12 PM on August 4, 2009
posted by goo at 4:12 PM on August 4, 2009
Congratulations you crazy kids! (Welcome to the club!)
posted by onlyconnect at 7:16 PM on August 4, 2009
posted by onlyconnect at 7:16 PM on August 4, 2009
Best.Wedding.Photo.Ever!!!!
Congratulations to you both!
posted by chicainthecity at 1:20 AM on August 5, 2009
Congratulations to you both!
posted by chicainthecity at 1:20 AM on August 5, 2009
ABANDON SHIP! THE CONGRATS ARE LEAVING... TOWARDS MOBILE BAY!
CONGRATS!
posted by Anything at 5:00 PM on August 5, 2009
CONGRATS!
posted by Anything at 5:00 PM on August 5, 2009
*dons nuptial celebration bonnet and big-ass grin*
Many, many congrats to you both. I'm so loving that shirt. Wedding punk genius.
posted by freya_lamb at 4:34 PM on August 7, 2009
Many, many congrats to you both. I'm so loving that shirt. Wedding punk genius.
posted by freya_lamb at 4:34 PM on August 7, 2009
(I initially found this thread extremely confusing, as I could not for the life of me recall getting married at any time during this past week.)
NEVERTHELESS! Mazel tov and мои поздравления!
posted by elizardbits at 5:07 PM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
NEVERTHELESS! Mazel tov and мои поздравления!
posted by elizardbits at 5:07 PM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
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