Maddox is verboten November 13, 2006 1:01 PM   Subscribe

Maddox is verboten? Why? I mean, this was the first thing the guy had written on his site for four months... it's hardly like he gets posted here all the time.
posted by reklaw to Etiquette/Policy at 1:01 PM (40 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

Although I thought it was funny, I think this falls into the SLBOE (or similar) category.
posted by Big_B at 1:06 PM on November 13, 2006


Bro..you posted ONE link to a rant. With proper context, maybe. But otherwise, come on.
posted by spicynuts at 1:12 PM on November 13, 2006


And not much of a rant, frankly. I think that's the issue - lots of jackasses don't post for 4 months but don't deserve Posts when they do.

SLBOE = "Salacious Lethargy Brings Out Effusiveness?"
posted by freebird at 1:17 PM on November 13, 2006


the big turd was funny, though
posted by matteo at 1:26 PM on November 13, 2006


I'm pissed off it was deleted. Finally someone's stood up and spelled out exactly how evil Sony are. Every other site on the internet has never even mentioned any of these things, and I would never have found out otherwise.
posted by cillit bang at 1:30 PM on November 13, 2006


Funny, reklaw, I knew your post would be deleted right away. I like maddox, but it's not much of a post.
posted by muddgirl at 1:31 PM on November 13, 2006


Wow, how predictable.

Are you going to take it to the gray every time one of your piece of shit FPP's gets nuked? Go breath some fresh air.

It took him four months to write, it took you ten seconds to link, and it took mathowie a single mouseclick to delete. Dust in the fucking wind.
posted by prostyle at 1:32 PM on November 13, 2006


(Single Link Blog/OpEd or something or other)
posted by Big_B at 1:36 PM on November 13, 2006


I liked how the FPP's title set me up to be completely underwhelmed by the content.

If anything, we should be thanking reklaw for pre-emptively lowering our expectations so as to lessen the impact of its shittiness.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 1:50 PM on November 13, 2006


A five paragraph rant about how some guy hates his PSP? Are you kidding? What part of "best of the web" was this, exactly? Just because he's a net.celeb doesn't mean you can link to something that he obviously wrote in about 5 minutes and call it "best of the web."
posted by Rhomboid at 2:04 PM on November 13, 2006


Ok.

Ok.

Heck, even this.

But no Maddox!
posted by Eideteker at 2:19 PM on November 13, 2006


Sigh.
posted by five fresh fish at 2:25 PM on November 13, 2006


My co-worker's boyfriend did some illustration work for maddox's book.

That is all.
posted by delmoi at 2:34 PM on November 13, 2006


Um, who the heck is maddox and why is websense blocking his/her site? Is this something I need some other media appliance for?
posted by Lynsey at 2:40 PM on November 13, 2006


speaking of sony, I saw a youtube of the ps3 being taken apart. The thing has a fucking house-fan stuck in the bottom. I mean seriously 8 or 9 inches and the entire base is a giant heatsink. It's insane.
posted by delmoi at 2:48 PM on November 13, 2006


Hey, recklaw: how did you do with proving hotmail has been hacking your hosting provider?
posted by timeistight at 2:56 PM on November 13, 2006


Wow, some idiot ranting. Even if Maddox wasn't a self-important gasbag, this would still suck as an FPP.
posted by ninjew at 3:02 PM on November 13, 2006


the big turd was funny, though

You call that big?
posted by dobbs at 3:05 PM on November 13, 2006


Oh dear Lord. reklaw. Now I remember.

"For the rest of your MetaFilter life people will link to this thread as evidence that you wouldn't know the truth if it walked up, introduced itself, gave you it's business card, shared some stories about it's summer vacation, and then kicked you in the nuts. You would stand there, cranky and confused as the truth pummeled your balls, repeating each time, "Sorry.... Who are you again?"."
posted by WoWgmr72 at 3:08 PM on November 13, 2006 [1 favorite]


dobbs opines "You call that big?"

It depends on the size of your monitor, I guess.
posted by clevershark at 3:12 PM on November 13, 2006


maddox is in ur hotmail forwarding your...

oh, fuck it.
posted by quonsar at 3:15 PM on November 13, 2006


it was worse in widescreen, I'll tell you that.
posted by boo_radley at 3:15 PM on November 13, 2006


It's not exactly like Maddox is the only Sony hater out there. Plenty of people think the PSP is an unwieldy battery-life-sucking POS with a file format that can generously be described as "crippled at best". What you gotta do is start with the Maddox piece, find a couple more links to articles supporting that position, and then perhaps throw in an opposing view for flavor. Then it's a front-page post.
posted by clevershark at 3:17 PM on November 13, 2006


What you gotta do is start with the Maddox piece

No, what he needs to do is find a better link than a inadequately expressed rant by one of the least interesting people on the internet. I've never even heard of Maddox before and it took me about twenty seconds to realize two things: he writes like a hack and his visual presentation suggests the same.
posted by The God Complex at 4:02 PM on November 13, 2006


I refresh this fucking site every five minutes, I missed the post refered to by the OP. Have the mods not got anything better to do then dissapoint bassment boys? My mother is upset. [Not for long though.] I calmed her down by knowledgeing her below stair parts. "Ouch" she exploded. 'Crap post anyhow..' I explained.
posted by econous at 4:40 PM on November 13, 2006


The abscence of any admin in this thread leads me to believe the worst: In pursuing its mad vendetta against reklaw, Hotmail has hacked MeFi and given itself admin priveledges.

We're through the looking glass here, people.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 4:45 PM on November 13, 2006


Stupid links bring obvious excoriation.
posted by koeselitz at 5:26 PM on November 13, 2006


Sweet sparkling Christ, we need gifs back.
posted by brain_drain at 5:31 PM on November 13, 2006


what white rabbit?
posted by econous at 5:32 PM on November 13, 2006


Ceiling cat is watching you read metatalk. You'll have to take my word on this one.
posted by I Am Not a Lobster at 5:36 PM on November 13, 2006


Ceiling cat is watching you backronymize SLBOE.
posted by cortex at 6:05 PM on November 13, 2006


Yes. Yes, I am.
posted by Ceiling Cat at 6:09 PM on November 13, 2006


... Then it's a front-page post.
Nope, not even then.
posted by dg at 7:04 PM on November 13, 2006


What the hell? I've never even heard of this maddox you speak of. Should I have? With analysis like this I can neither fathom your desire to post it, nor mathowie's familiarity with the source:

"So what was this grave infraction committed against Sony that not only threatened the very foundation of this giant multi-national corporation, but warranted destroying the lives and careers of a group of dorks running a gaming website? Simple: they committed the mortal sin of selling Japanese PSPs to European gamers. Oh no! Not that!

When I read the law suit, I did a double take to make sure I read it correctly. Sony is suing to prevent people from selling PSPs? Great move, morons!
"

Truly this is a negative scenario for the democratization of media.
posted by scarabic at 9:56 PM on November 13, 2006


Yeah, but whatever happens, Maddox'll always have this going for him.
posted by Sonny Jim at 11:52 PM on November 13, 2006


To be honest, I mainly thought it was interesting in a 'Sony-bashing goes mainstream' kind of way. Hence the additional link to Forbes. Probably should have done something closer to what clevershark said, but I didn't know where to start with all the thousands of pieces out there... so, uh, yeah.

I still think deleting anything by Maddox on sight is odd, though. Especially considering that quite a few people don't seem to have even heard of him.
posted by reklaw at 2:35 AM on November 14, 2006


Sony Laughs. Blogs Offer Excoriations.
posted by Mister_A at 6:12 AM on November 14, 2006


I thought it was this Maddox.
posted by safetyfork at 6:49 AM on November 14, 2006


Posting about Maddox is apparently not 'verboten,' reklaw. But he's like YouTube, only the interesting / boring crap ratio is much smaller. That's why this got deleted.
posted by koeselitz at 8:47 AM on November 14, 2006


You're all just jealous 'cause Angelina tucks him in at night.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:21 AM on November 14, 2006


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